Goodbye_UH to_II all_DB that_CST This_DD1 has_VHZ n't_XX been_VBN the_AT worst_JJT of_IO all_DB years_NNT2 ,_, but_CCB by_II the_AT 365th_MD day_NNT1 ,_, most_DAT years_NNT2 have_VH0 worn_VVN out_RP their_APPGE welcome_NN1 ._. 
There_EX are_VBR plenty_PN of_IO aspects_NN2 of_IO 2009_MC we_PPIS2 're_VBR happy_JJ to_TO wave_VVI goodbye_NN1 to_II ._. 
Goodbye_UH ,_, for_REX21 instance_REX22 ,_, to_II the_AT reality_NN1 show_NN1 wannabes_NN2 ._. 
The_AT balloon-boy_JJ dad_NN1 is_VBZ spending_VVG New_JJ Year_NNT1 's_VBZ in_II jail_NN1 for_IF pulling_VVG a_AT1 stunt_NN1 that_CST got_VVD him_PPHO1 voted_VVN off_II the_AT island_NN1 ._. 
Jon_NP1 and_CC Kate_NP1 Gosselin_NP1 have_VH0 gone_VVN their_APPGE separate_JJ ways_NN2 --_NN1 to_II their_APPGE own_DA ,_, separate_JJ reality_NN1 shows_NN2 ._. 
The_AT Salahis_NP1 '_GE attempt_NN1 to_TO break_VVI into_II reality_NN1 TV_NN1 by_II breaking_VVG into_II the_AT White_NP1 House_NN1 is_VBZ still_RR being_VBG investigated_VVN ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ a_AT1 year_NNT1 for_IF doing_VDG irresponsible_JJ things_NN2 in_II31 pursuit_II32 of_II33 fame_NN1 ,_, and_CC we_PPIS2 hope_VV0 things_NN2 do_VD0 n't_XX work_VVI out_RP profitably_RR for_IF them_PPHO2 ._. 
Goodbye_UH ,_, 2009_MC ,_, and_CC take_VV0 Octomom_NN1 with_IW you_PPY ._. 
Goodbye_UH to_II tea_NN1 parties_NN2 ,_, and_CC all_DB the_AT excesses_NN2 of_IO the_AT looney_NN1 right_NN1 ._. 
Goodbye_UH to_II the_AT birthers_NN2 ,_, and_CC all_DB those_DD2 who_PNQS have_VH0 become_VVN unhinged_VVN from_II reality_NN1 by_II the_AT fact_NN1 of_IO the_AT nation_NN1 's_GE first_MD black_JJ president_NN1 ._. 
Goodbye_UH to_II "_" death_NN1 panels_NN2 "_" and_CC other_JJ paranoid_JJ fantasies_NN2 exploited_VVN by_II the_AT likes_NN2 of_IO Sarah_NP1 Palin_NP1 ,_, Michelle_NP1 Bachman_NP1 and_CC Glenn_NP1 Beck_NP1 ._. 
Goodbye_UH ,_, we_PPIS2 hope_VV0 ,_, to_II the_AT politicization_NN1 of_IO science_NN1 ._. 
Goodbye_UH ,_, 2009_MC ,_, and_CC take_VV0 the_AT climate_NN1 change-deniers_NN2 with_IW you_PPY ._. 
We_PPIS2 'd_VM like_VVI to_TO tweet_VVI goodbye_NN1 to_II Twitter_NN1 ,_, to_II unfriend_NN1 Facebook_NN1 and_CC unplug_VV0 all_DB the_AT social_JJ networks_NN2 that_CST have_VH0 become_VVN more_RGR time-consuming_JJ than_CSN face-to-face_JJ social_JJ lives_NN2 ever_RR used_VMK to_TO be_VBI ._. 
We_PPIS2 'd_VM like_VVI to_TO say_VVI goodbye_UH as_RR21 well_RR22 to_II the_AT rudeness_NN1 that_CST afflicts_VVZ online_JJ comments_NN2 posted_VVN at_II the_AT end_NN1 of_IO news_NN1 stories_NN2 and_CC other_JJ outlets_NN2 for_IF anonymous_JJ opinion_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 like_VV0 the_AT opinions_NN2 and_CC enjoy_VV0 the_AT back-and-forth_JJ ,_, but_CCB miss_VV0 the_AT consideration_NN1 for_IF the_AT other_JJ people_NN in_II the_AT conversation_NN1 encouraged_VVN by_II face-to-face_JJ discourse_NN1 ._. 
Goodbye_UH ,_, sadly_RR ,_, to_II the_AT optimism_NN1 that_CST accompanied_VVD the_AT election_NN1 of_IO Barack_NP1 Obama_NP1 ,_, felt_VVD so_RG memorably_RR on_II inauguration_NN1 day_NNT1 ._. 
