Holding_NP1 Illinois_NP1 hostage_NN1 over_II tax_NN1 breaks_VVZ If_CS Ohio_NP1 wants_VVZ to_TO shower_VVI Sears_NP1 Holding_NP1 Corp_NN1 ._. 
with_IW $400_NNU million_NNO to_TO lure_VVI the_AT retailer_NN1 away_II21 from_II22 Hoffman_NP1 Estates_NN2 ,_, I_PPIS1 say_VV0 ,_, "_" Fine_JJ ,_, do_VD0 it_PPH1 ._. "_" 
And_CC let_VV0 Ohio_NP1 Gov_NN1 ._. 
John_NP1 Kasich_NP1 (_( R_ZZ1 )_) explain_VV0 to_II his_APPGE taxpayers_NN2 why_RRQ his_APPGE state_NN1 's_GE bribe_NN1 is_VBZ four_MC times_NNT2 greater_JJR than_CSN the_AT $100_NNU million_NNO that_DD1 Illinois_NP1 reportedly_RR had_VHD offered_VVN ._. 
But_CCB if_CS I_PPIS1 were_VBDR a_AT1 stockholder_NN1 in_II Sears_NP1 ,_, I_PPIS1 'd_VM ask_VVI its_APPGE board_NN1 ,_, have_VH0 you_PPY lost_VVN your_APPGE mind_NN1 ?_? 
Your_APPGE stock_NN1 ,_, say_VV0 some_DD analysts_NN2 ,_, is_VBZ underperforming_VVG ;_; you_PPY 're_VBR losing_VVG business_NN1 to_II competitors_NN2 ,_, and_CC last_MD quarter_NN1 's_GE financials_NN2 were_VBDR disappointing_JJ ._. 
When_CS you_PPY 've_VH0 got_VVN plenty_PN of_IO challenges_NN2 just_RR running_VVG the_AT business_NN1 ,_, why_RRQ are_VBR you_PPY even_RR thinking_VVG about_II wasting_VVG precious_JJ time_NNT1 ,_, money_NN1 and_CC energy_NN1 moving_VVG ?_? 
Think_VV0 about_II the_AT cost_NN1 of_IO everything_PN1 --_JJ from_II printing_VVG new_JJ stationery_NN1 and_CC business_NN1 cards_NN2 to_II relocating_VVG or_CC severing_VVG 6,000_MC employees_NN2 ,_, hiring_VVG new_JJ ones_NN2 ,_, transporting_VVG equipment_NN1 and_CC records_NN2 ,_, creating_VVG new_JJ business_NN1 relationships_NN2 and_CC on_RP and_CC on_RP ._. 
Seems_VVZ to_II me_PPIO1 that_CST your_APPGE problem_NN1 is_VBZ n't_XX so_RG much_DA1 where_CS you_PPY are_VBR doing_VDG your_APPGE job_NN1 as_II how_RGQ well_RR you_PPY are_VBR doing_VDG it_PPH1 ._. 
Of_RR21 course_RR22 ,_, you_PPY 're_VBR not_XX the_AT only_JJ one_PN1 trying_VVG to_TO extort_VVI money_NN1 from_II taxpayers_NN2 to_TO stay_VVI ._. 
CME_NP1 Group_NN1 Inc._JJ ,_, the_AT giant_JJ derivatives_NN2 marketplace_NN1 whose_DDQGE Chicago_NP1 roots_NN2 ,_, like_II Sears_NP1 ,_, go_VV0 back_RP more_DAR than_CSN a_AT1 century_NNT1 ,_, also_RR wants_VVZ taxpayer_NN1 "_" assistance_NN1 ,_, "_" even_CS21 though_CS22 it_PPH1 's_VBZ already_RR making_VVG a_AT1 nice_JJ hunk_NN1 of_IO change_NN1 ._. 
And_CC Caterpillar_NN1 Inc._JJ ,_, the_AT Peoria-based_JJ manufacturing_NN1 giant_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ shopping_VVG a_AT1 new_JJ plant_NN1 and_CC its_APPGE 1,000_MC jobs_NN2 around_II the_AT country_NN1 to_TO lure_VVI some_DD serious_JJ coin_NN1 from_II a_AT1 willing_JJ state_NN1 ._. 
