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<s>嗨大家好</s>
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<s>我们这里是聊点什么叭</s>
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<s>我是杨老二</s>
<time>4_00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:04,000</time>
<s>我是张老三</s>
<time>5_00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,000</time>
<s>今天要给你们讲的啊</s>
<time>6_00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:07,800</time>
<s>是前段时间</s>
<time>7_00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,200</time>
<s>WB上挺火的一篇小短文</s>
<time>8_00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,000</time>
<s>有多短呢</s>
<time>9_00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,800</time>
<s>大概就是你看我这个视频的功夫</s>
<time>10_00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,200</time>
<s>那我为什么还要特意做这个视频呢意</s>
<time>11_00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,200</time>
<s>是因为这个故事</s>
<time>12_00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,400</time>
<s>真的是我过往看过的</s>
<time>13_00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,800</time>
<s>你知道我以前的那些哦</s>
<time>14_00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:23,800</time>
<s>跟它比就是弟弟</s>
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<s>真的吗</s>
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<s>真的</s>
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<s>话不要说太早哦</s>
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<s>你相信我</s>
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<s>听姐姐一句劝</s>
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<s>真的赶紧走</s>
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<s>你就别走了</s>
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<s>故事呢要从一个即将结婚的新娘说起</s>
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<s>这个新娘她名叫星星</s>
<time>24_00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,400</time>
<s>今天是她跟相恋三年的男朋友</s>
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<s>结婚的大喜日子</s>
<time>26_00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,800</time>
<s>她期待这天期待了很久啊</s>
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<s>洁白的婚纱</s>
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<s>好美丽动人啊</s>
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<s>就在婚礼进行到一半的时候</s>
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<s>所有的宾客看到这个男人都楞了愣</s>
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<s>这是要抢新娘的节奏吗</s>
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<s>这个瓜看起来很好吃</s>
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<s>可是令所有人都没有想到的是</s>
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<s>这个男人</s>
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<s>突然抽出了一把刀</s>
<time>36_00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,400</time>
<s>当众把新娘给鲨了</s>
<time>37_00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,200</time>
<s>只是我讲得很突然</s>
<time>38_00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,000</time>
<s>讽刺的是啊</s>
<time>39_00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,400</time>
<s>现场那么多人</s>
<time>40_00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,000</time>
<s>尤其是女主的爷爷奶奶</s>
<time>41_00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:13,600</time>
<s>还有新郎</s>
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<s>他们居然只顾着自保</s>
<time>43_00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,000</time>
<s>没有出来制止</s>
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<s>唯独</s>
<time>45_00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,200</time>
<s>那个曾经跟她关系一度非常冷淡的</s>
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<s>亲叔叔</s>
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<s>不顾自身的安慰要冲出来救女主</s>
<time>48_00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:23,800</time>
<s>可惜没救成</s>
<time>49_00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000</time>
<s>只能痛哭流涕地</s>
<time>50_00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,800</time>
<s>趴在了女主的薯条旁边</s>
<time>51_00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,600</time>
<s>捧着她满是鲜血的脸</s>
<time>52_00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,400</time>
<s>然后在众人异的目光中</s>
<time>53_00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,000</time>
<s>印上了</s>
<time>54_00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,400</time>
<s>还没有死绝了的女主</s>
<time>55_00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,800</time>
<s>看到这一幕都惊保了</s>
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<s>我的小叔叔居然对我抱有这样的布轮之恋</s>
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<s>我居然没有发现</s>
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<s>我跟你讲女主在产生这种想法的时候</s>
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<s>她不是觉得恶心</s>
<time>60_00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:49,600</time>
<s>她是觉得</s>
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<s>原来叔叔还可以爱我</s>
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<s>打开了新世界的大门读</s>
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<s>她难道心里第一个念头不是</s>
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<s>是啊</s>
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<s>但是人在一瞬间可以有好多个念头</s>
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<s>很可惜就算女主知道了这些叉能怎么样呢</s>
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<s>等待她的只有死亡</s>
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<s>她只能够抱着这样的</s>
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<s>遗憾</s>
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<s>困惑</s>
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<s>还有</s>
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<s>死掉了</s>
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<s>结果没想到的是</s>
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<s>这个新娘也就是星星</s>
<time>75_00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,000</time>
<s>一静眼她就发现自己重生在了七夕</s>
<time>76_00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,400</time>
<s>也就是她男朋友跟她求婚的那一天</s>
<time>77_00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:24,800</time>
<s>同样也是在这一天</s>
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<s>她第一次碰见了那个</s>
<time>79_00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000</time>
<s>那个卡泰其实是星星的邻居</s>
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<s>名叫时遇</s>
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<s>重生前也就是上一世</s>
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<s>星星就是在电梯门口撞到的他</s>
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<s>那个时候的他</s>
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<s>蓬头垢面</s>
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<s>很不正常</s>
<time>86_00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,200</time>
<s>然后星星当时刚被男友求完婚</s>
<time>87_00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,600</time>
<s>正在玩弄自己的戒指</s>
<time>88_00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,600</time>
<s>一不小心哦掉在了楼梯口</s>
<time>89_00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,800</time>
<s>这个邻居呢就帮她把戒指捡了起来</s>
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<s>星星当时哦</s>
<time>91_00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:48,800</time>
<s>一副嫌弃的表情</s>
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<s>这个人好恶心哦</s>
<time>93_00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:51,200</time>
<s>就很抗拒</s>
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<s>星星就猜哦</s>
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<s>他肯定是因为这个事情记恨上了我</s>
<time>96_00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,000</time>
<s>所以才在婚礼上鲨了我</s>
<time>97_00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,200</time>
<s>此时重生后的星星</s>
<time>98_00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,200</time>
<s>满脑子就一个事情</s>
<time>99_00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,000</time>
<s>于是啊她就偷偷藏了把刃</s>
<time>100_00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,000</time>
<s>敲响了邻居的门</s>
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<s>伴装非常温和地跟他说</s>
<time>102_00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:05,800</time>
<s>啊你好我是你的新邻居</s>
<time>103_00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,600</time>
<s>然后拿出把刃</s>
<time>104_00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:07,800</time>
<s>对着他就桶</s>
<time>105_00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:09,600</time>
<s>她尤不解恨啊</s>
<time>106_00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,400</time>
<s>一刀刀割啊</s>
<time>107_00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,400</time>
<s>怎么爽怎么来</s>
<time>108_00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,600</time>
<s>然后为了处理薯条毁尸灭迹嘛</s>
<time>109_00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,800</time>
<s>她就在时遇的公寓里面到处翻翻找找</s>
<time>110_00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000</time>
<s>有没有什么趋手的工具</s>
<time>111_00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,800</time>
<s>结果星星就在他的房间里面</s>
<time>112_00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:20,400</time>
<s>发现了</s>
<time>113_00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,400</time>
<s>原来这个死卡泰</s>
<time>114_00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,400</time>
<s>从三年前就开始跟踪星星</s>
<time>115_00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,200</time>
<s>她上厕所</s>
<time>116_00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,000</time>
<s>她拉*</s>
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<s>跟男朋友做*</s>
<time>118_00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,600</time>
<s>而且她发现这个时遇其实是一个鲨人惯犯</s>
<time>119_00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,200</time>
<s>满屋子啊都是一些毁尸灭迹的工具</s>
<time>120_00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,200</time>
<s>所以他到底是一个鲨人惯犯</s>
<time>121_00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,400</time>
<s>还是那些工具其实都是为了女主才准备的</s>
<time>122_00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,200</time>
<s>他是个鲨人惯犯</s>
<time>123_00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,400</time>
<s>他经常因为心情不爽而鲨人</s>
<time>124_00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,400</time>
<s>可能是楼上吵闹闹的一家三口</s>
<time>125_00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:46,400</time>
<s>把人给鲨了</s>
<time>126_00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,200</time>
<s>也可能是河边坐着的流浪汉</s>
<time>127_00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,200</time>
<s>把人给鲨了</s>
<time>128_00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,600</time>
<s>那为什么唯独跟踪女主跟踪了那么久呢</s>
<time>129_00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:54,800</time>
<s>有点耐心</s>
<time>130_00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,400</time>
<s>所以星星一点都不觉得愧疚</s>
<time>131_00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,000</time>
<s>她觉得自己也算是替天行道</s>
<time>132_00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,000</time>
<s>然而就在她毁尸灭迹的时候哦</s>
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<s>她的男朋友因为来找她</s>
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<s>意外地撞破了她的凶杀现场</s>
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<s>天呐</s>
<time>136_00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,400</time>
<s>拿出了手机就要抱紧</s>
<time>137_00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,400</time>
<s>星星看到他那个样子当然很生气啊</s>
<time>138_00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,600</time>
<s>你是我老公误</s>
<time>139_00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,200</time>
<s>你不帮我一起毁尸灭迹就算了</s>
<time>140_00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,400</time>
<s>你居然还敢抱紧</s>
<time>141_00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,400</time>
<s>然后她就忽然想起了上一世自己三的时候</s>
<time>142_00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,000</time>
<s>她老公袖手旁观的那个样子</s>
<time>143_00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,400</time>
<s>幡然醒悟</s>
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<s>就很生气嘛</s>
<time>145_00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:29,200</time>
<s>拿着刀</s>
<time>146_00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,200</time>
<s>就要把她男朋友给鲨了</s>
<time>147_00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,200</time>
<s>两个人就开始争执啊</s>
<time>148_00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,200</time>
<s>在争执打斗中啊</s>
<time>149_00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,600</time>
<s>星星一不小心摔下了楼梯</s>
<time>150_00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,800</time>
<s>她说上不有一把刀嘛</s>
<time>151_00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,400</time>
<s>那个刃往空中飞起来之后</s>
<time>152_00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,400</time>
<s>正戳她的脑门</s>
<time>153_00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,600</time>
<s>距离她重生哦还不到二十四小时</s>
<time>154_00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,000</time>
<s>她就在心里好痛苦</s>
<time>155_00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,000</time>
<s>好后悔</s>
<time>156_00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,400</time>
<s>但是老天爷开眼</s>
<time>157_00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,200</time>
<s>还是在七夕男朋友求婚的这一天</s>
<time>158_00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,400</time>
<s>她这次非常的淡定</s>
<time>159_00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,800</time>
<s>果断地拒绝了她的男朋友</s>
<time>160_00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,800</time>
<s>吸取了上一世的经验嘛</s>
<time>161_00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:54,600</time>
<s>她就想</s>
<time>162_00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,200</time>
<s>既然我暂时没有办法想一个万全之策</s>
<time>163_00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,400</time>
<s>鲨掉那个邻居</s>
<time>164_00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,600</time>
<s>只要我不跟他相遇</s>
<time>165_00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,400</time>
<s>只要不得罪他</s>
<time>166_00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,200</time>
<s>应该就能安全了</s>
<time>167_00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:02,800</time>
<s>然后转头</s>
<time>168_00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000</time>
<s>就要去找自己的小叔叔</s>
<time>169_00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,600</time>
<s>她就准备用自己所有的精力</s>
<time>170_00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,000</time>
<s>去探索她小叔叔的闷内心世界</s>
<time>171_00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,200</time>
<s>说到这儿呢我就得给你们介绍一下星星了</s>
<time>172_00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,800</time>
<s>她的父母啊在她小的时候</s>
<time>173_00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,800</time>
<s>因为破产</s>
<time>174_00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,000</time>
<s>然后就把她丢给了爷爷奶奶</s>
<time>175_00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,000</time>
<s>她爷爷奶奶呢是非常势利的</s>
<time>176_00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,400</time>
<s>重男轻女的</s>
<time>177_00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,200</time>
<s>老人家</s>
<time>178_00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,800</time>
<s>他们就觉得星星这样的女孩子</s>
<time>179_00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,200</time>
<s>就是克她父母的扫把星</s>
<time>180_00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,200</time>
<s>对她很坏很坏</s>
<time>181_00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,400</time>
<s>经常虐待她打骂她</s>
<time>182_00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,400</time>
<s>然后不给她吃饭</s>
<time>183_00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,600</time>
<s>甚至一度还想把她送到福利院去</s>
<time>184_00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,200</time>
<s>给别人养</s>
<time>185_00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,200</time>
<s>是星星的小叔叔</s>
<time>186_00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,400</time>
<s>违背自己的父母死死地护住了星星</s>
<time>187_00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,200</time>
<s>不要把她送走</s>
<time>188_00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,000</time>
<s>成为她生活里面唯一的一个依靠</s>
<time>189_00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,800</time>
<s>所以星星其实对她这个小叔叔</s>
<time>190_00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000</time>
<s>感情非常的深厚</s>
<time>191_00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,400</time>
<s>凡事都要粘着他</s>
<time>192_00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,600</time>
<s>流眼泪也也是第一时间扑进他的怀里</s>
<time>193_00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,800</time>
<s>甚至呢她的小叔叔也曾经承诺过她</s>
<time>194_00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:50,400</time>
<s>只要我有钱了</s>
<time>195_00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,200</time>
<s>我就买一套房子</s>
<time>196_00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,000</time>
<s>接你过去住</s>
<time>197_00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,200</time>
<s>可是等星星毕业了</s>
<time>198_00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,000</time>
<s>拖着行李箱</s>
<time>199_00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,200</time>
<s>来到了小叔叔的新家门口时</s>
<time>200_00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,800</time>
<s>却被小叔叔给拒之门外了</s>
<time>201_00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,800</time>
<s>星星就很难过</s>
<time>202_00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,800</time>
<s>果然大人说话都是哄小孩玩儿的</s>
<time>203_00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,200</time>
<s>含着眼泪</s>
<time>204_00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,200</time>
<s>扭头啊拎着行李就找了这个公寓</s>
<time>205_00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,600</time>
<s>在这里一住就住了三年</s>
<time>206_00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,800</time>
<s>现在再回头想想</s>
<time>207_00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,200</time>
<s>星星突然记起来了</s>
<time>208_00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,400</time>
<s>当时那个时间点</s>
<time>209_00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,600</time>
<s>正好是她跟男朋友认识的时候</s>
<time>210_00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,000</time>
<s>小叔叔肯定是因为这个事情</s>
<time>211_00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,200</time>
<s>所以才拒绝我的吧</s>
<time>212_00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,200</time>
<s>现在回头想想</s>
<time>213_00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,000</time>
<s>想通了这些的星星</s>
<time>214_00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,800</time>
<s>当机立断地就给她的小叔叔打电话</s>
<time>215_00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,600</time>
<s>她的小叔叔非常冷漠</s>
<time>216_00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,400</time>
<s>我在出差</s>
<time>217_00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,800</time>
<s>把电话给挂了</s>
<time>218_00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,600</time>
<s>个三闷骚男</s>
<time>219_00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:34,000</time>
<s>没办法啊</s>
<time>220_00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,200</time>
<s>星星呢只能暂时躲到她闺蜜家</s>
<time>221_00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,800</time>
<s>试图避过那个三卡泰</s>
<time>222_00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,200</time>
<s>只要躲着他不就没事了吗</s>
<time>223_00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,400</time>
<s>奈何命运捉弄</s>
<time>224_00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,000</time>
<s>有一天呢</s>
<time>225_00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,200</time>
<s>星星只是在大马路上</s>
<time>226_00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,800</time>
<s>买她最喜欢吃的糯米丸子</s>
<time>227_00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,200</time>
<s>星星看到他的那一瞬间就突然领悟了一个道理</s>
<time>228_00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000</time>
<s>他就是个定时炸弹啊</s>
<time>229_00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,200</time>
<s>于是她换了个政策</s>
<time>230_00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,400</time>
<s>既然避开避不过</s>
<time>231_00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,800</time>
<s>那还不如先下手为强</s>
<time>232_00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,200</time>
<s>于是她瞬间扬起了非常友善温柔的笑脸</s>
<time>233_00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,000</time>
<s>啊我知道你</s>
<time>234_00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,400</time>
<s>你是我那个邻居对不对</s>
<time>235_00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,600</time>
<s>表现得很亲切</s>
<time>236_00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,200</time>
<s>还邀请对方一起吃东酉</s>
<time>237_00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,400</time>
<s>就试图降低他对自己的戒备心</s>
<time>238_00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,200</time>
<s>然后两个人呢就渐渐地熟悉了起来</s>
<time>239_00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,000</time>
<s>还会你来我往</s>
<time>240_00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,200</time>
<s>今天敲敲你的门</s>
<time>241_00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,200</time>
<s>明天你敲敲我的门</s>
<time>242_00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,000</time>
<s>然后星星觉得时机差不多了</s>
<time>243_00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,800</time>
<s>我来给你送杯咖啡</s>
<time>244_00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,200</time>
<s>这个时遇好开心哦</s>
<time>245_00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,200</time>
<s>他不仅换了新衣服</s>
<time>246_00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,000</time>
<s>还剪了头发</s>
<time>247_00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,200</time>
<s>整个人看起来清爽了很多</s>
<time>248_00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,600</time>
<s>其实是个大帅哥读</s>
<time>249_00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,800</time>
<s>星星都看在眼里</s>
<time>250_00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:27,600</time>
<s>在内心笑</s>
<time>251_00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,600</time>
<s>以为你这个样子我会看得上你吗</s>
<time>252_00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,000</time>
<s>偷窥狂你个死十泰</s>
<time>253_00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,600</time>
<s>然后她就趁着这个时遇</s>
<time>254_00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,000</time>
<s>转身去厨房拿东西的时候</s>
<time>255_00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,200</time>
<s>拿起自己的凶器</s>
<time>256_00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,800</time>
<s>一榔头就砸在他脑袋上</s>
<time>257_00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,600</time>
<s>然后拿出自己事先准备好的铁链</s>
<time>258_00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,600</time>
<s>就没有鲨掉他是吗</s>
<time>259_00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:46,000</time>
<s>对</s>
<time>260_00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,000</time>
<s>既然我处理不了这个定时炸弹</s>
<time>261_00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,600</time>
<s>那我就把这个定时炸弹藏起来</s>
<time>262_00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,400</time>
<s>以泄我心头之恨</s>
<time>263_00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,600</time>
<s>从昏迷中逐渐醒过来的时遇</s>
<time>264_00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,600</time>
<s>看到眼前的一切</s>
<time>265_00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,600</time>
<s>一点都不慌张</s>
<time>266_00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,600</time>
<s>他反而很兴奋</s>
<time>267_00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,400</time>
<s>原来你跟我是一样的人呐</s>
<time>268_00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,600</time>
<s>他觉得球进是一种占有</s>
<time>269_00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,200</time>
<s>他能够被星星球进</s>
<time>270_00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:07,600</time>
<s>说明</s>
<time>271_00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,800</time>
<s>我被他球进了</s>
<time>272_00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,600</time>
<s>她不管去到了任何地方</s>
<time>273_00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,600</time>
<s>她都会挂念着我</s>
<time>274_00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,600</time>
<s>只要我在这儿</s>
<time>275_00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,000</time>
<s>她总有一天要回来</s>
<time>276_00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,400</time>
<s>只要想一想我就好兴奋哦</s>
<time>277_00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,800</time>
<s>几儿郴硬呢</s>
<time>278_00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000</time>
<s>星星看到他这个样子就觉得好恶心</s>
<time>279_00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:21,400</time>
<s>好煨阿</s>
<time>280_00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,800</time>
<s>手起刀落拿了把刀</s>
<time>281_00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,200</time>
<s>就你</s>
<time>282_00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,000</time>
<s>肮脏的东西</s>
<time>283_00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,000</time>
<s>一身的臭味儿</s>
<time>284_00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,400</time>
<s>还好意思裹读我</s>
<time>285_00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,400</time>
<s>然后每天虐待他</s>
<time>286_00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,400</time>
<s>渴了呢就喂他喝马桶水</s>
<time>287_00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,600</time>
<s>饿了呢就丢一块面包</s>
<time>288_00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,600</time>
<s>实在是伤得太严重了怕他三掉了呢</s>
<time>289_00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:37,400</time>
<s>还给他上点药</s>
<time>290_00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,200</time>
<s>这个时遇真的一点都不生气</s>
<time>291_00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,800</time>
<s>哪怕他的丁丁被卸载了</s>
<time>292_00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,000</time>
<s>没有关系</s>
<time>293_00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,600</time>
<s>谁让他惹星星不高兴了呢</s>
<time>294_00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,800</time>
<s>星星捧我也是可以的</s>
<time>295_00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,600</time>
<s>哦你看</s>
<time>296_00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,800</time>
<s>她给我上药的样子</s>
<time>297_00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,400</time>
<s>就哪怕拿根钢筋哦</s>
<time>298_00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600</time>
<s>蘸药戳他他都会觉得</s>
<time>299_00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,400</time>
<s>啊好温柔啊</s>
<time>300_00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,000</time>
<s>因为她在</s>
<time>301_00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,200</time>
<s>另一边的星星呢一边厌恶他</s>
<time>302_00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,200</time>
<s>但是一边又非常享受凌虐他的快乐</s>
<time>303_00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,400</time>
<s>为了方便管束他</s>
<time>304_00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,000</time>
<s>不会被外面的人看出端倪</s>
<time>305_00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,600</time>
<s>她就打通了两个公寓卫生间的墙</s>
<time>306_00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,400</time>
<s>与此同时小叔叔终于回来了</s>
<time>307_00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,200</time>
<s>女主很开心啊</s>
<time>308_00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,600</time>
<s>就屁颠屁颠找上了门</s>
<time>309_00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,000</time>
<s>直接直球表白</s>
<time>310_00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,400</time>
<s>把她小叔叔都搞惜逼了</s>
<time>311_00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,800</time>
<s>这个女主是不是从一开始就</s>
<time>312_00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,200</time>
<s>很喜欢很喜欢她这个小叔叔</s>
<time>313_00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:16,600</time>
<s>非常喜欢</s>
<time>314_00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,200</time>
<s>只是她不知道原来可以爱</s>
<time>315_00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,400</time>
<s>虽然说这个小叔叔内心深处</s>
<time>316_00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,600</time>
<s>确实对女主一直抱有着不伦之恋</s>
<time>317_00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,600</time>
<s>但是他是一个非常怕被戳脊梁骨的人</s>
<time>318_00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,800</time>
<s>所以他非常克制地把自己的情感压制住了</s>
<time>319_00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:31,400</time>
<s>再说了</s>
<time>320_00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,800</time>
<s>星星都要订婚了都会把男朋友给甩了</s>
<time>321_00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:34,800</time>
<s>她太儿戏了</s>
<time>322_00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000</time>
<s>谁知道她是不是跟我开玩笑逗我玩的呢</s>
<time>323_00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,800</time>
<s>他就言辞果断地拒绝了星星</s>
<time>324_00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,800</time>
<s>被叔叔拒绝了之后</s>
<time>325_00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,800</time>
<s>她就黯然伤神地回到了公寓</s>
<time>326_00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:44,800</time>
<s>然伤神地</s>
<time>327_00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,200</time>
<s>气死我了</s>
<time>328_00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,000</time>
<s>都是假的</s>
<time>329_00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,200</time>
<s>他并没有那么爱我</s>
<time>330_00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,600</time>
<s>他只是看我快三了</s>
<time>331_00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,600</time>
<s>趁着我还有一回气</s>
<time>332_00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,600</time>
<s>占我便宜而园</s>
<time>333_00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,000</time>
<s>这个时候的时遇才知道</s>
<time>334_00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,600</time>
<s>你居然对你的叔叔</s>
<time>335_00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,400</time>
<s>抱有这样的布轮之恋啊</s>
<time>336_00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,000</time>
<s>又嫉妒吃醋</s>
<time>337_00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,600</time>
<s>但是又很欣赏她</s>
<time>338_00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,000</time>
<s>直到有一天哦</s>
<time>339_00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,400</time>
<s>警察突然找上了星星</s>
<time>340_00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,200</time>
<s>问她说</s>
<time>341_00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,600</time>
<s>得知了这个消息的星星哦</s>
<time>342_00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,400</time>
<s>直觉可能跟这个十泰有关</s>
<time>343_00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,200</time>
<s>于是她就杀进了时遇的公寓里面</s>
<time>344_00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,800</time>
<s>打开之后发现自己的男朋友</s>
<time>345_00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:19,200</time>
<s>冻得</s>
<time>346_00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,000</time>
<s>她就很生气啊</s>
<time>347_00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:22,800</time>
<s>跑进去找时遇</s>
<time>348_00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,400</time>
<s>时遇就一副很失落的表情</s>
<time>349_00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,400</time>
<s>这个本来是我准备送给你的生日礼物</s>
<time>350_00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,200</time>
<s>原来是因为她跟男朋友分手了之后</s>
<time>351_00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,600</time>
<s>她这个男朋友叉找上了门</s>
<time>352_00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,400</time>
<s>想要复合</s>
<time>353_00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,000</time>
<s>还说动了星星的爷爷奶奶</s>
<time>354_00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,000</time>
<s>星星的爷爷奶奶就觉得</s>
<time>355_00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,000</time>
<s>你放着这么好的未婚夫不要</s>
<time>356_00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,400</time>
<s>你脑子是怎么想的啊</s>
<time>357_00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,600</time>
<s>强迫星星要和好</s>
<time>358_00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,800</time>
<s>星星就很伤就哭了</s>
<time>359_00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,400</time>
<s>于是呢他就把人给绑了起来</s>
<time>360_00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,000</time>
<s>正准备要处理他的时候</s>
<time>361_00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,200</time>
<s>他就把人关进了冰箱里</s>
<time>362_00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:50,600</time>
<s>是的</s>
<time>363_00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,400</time>
<s>没有人知道</s>
<time>364_00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:52,800</time>
<s>她的男朋友在里面</s>
<time>365_00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:55,600</time>
<s>然后星星在外面</s>
<time>366_00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,000</time>
<s>她的男朋友没点动静的吗</s>
<time>367_00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,600</time>
<s>那也会有点动静的啊</s>
<time>368_00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,000</time>
<s>可能进去的时候已经晕了吧</s>
<time>369_00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,000</time>
<s>不然怎么那么轻松地塞进冰箱里呢</s>
<time>370_00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,400</time>
<s>得知了这一切之后的星星呢</s>
<time>371_00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,200</time>
<s>虽然说内心有一点点隔应</s>
<time>372_00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,000</time>
<s>但是呢她又产生了一丝丝</s>
<time>373_00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,000</time>
<s>非常微妙的感觉</s>
<time>374_00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,600</time>
<s>他的喜怒哀乐随你践踏</s>
<time>375_00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,600</time>
<s>他还无时无刻不包容着你</s>
<time>376_00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,600</time>
<s>所有肌脏的负面的狭的那一面</s>
<time>377_00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,800</time>
<s>为你铲除一切让你不开心的东西</s>
<time>378_00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:25,600</time>
<s>更重要的是哦</s>
<time>379_00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,600</time>
<s>其实时遇有机会跑的</s>
<time>380_00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,600</time>
<s>有一次哦他的链子都已经解开了</s>
<time>381_00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,800</time>
<s>物业都找上门了</s>
<time>382_00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,600</time>
<s>站在物业面前</s>
<time>383_00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,800</time>
<s>没事儿啊我很好啊</s>
<time>384_00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,600</time>
<s>然后乖乖地</s>
<time>385_00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,000</time>
<s>把链子交回到我的手上</s>
<time>386_00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,200</time>
<s>就这种感觉</s>
<time>387_00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,400</time>
<s>卡泰之间的共性</s>
<time>388_00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,200</time>
<s>喜欢吗</s>
<time>389_00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,200</time>
<s>对很臭</s>
<time>390_00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,600</time>
<s>他要是稍微体面那么一点</s>
<time>391_00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,600</time>
<s>女主偶尔也会良心乍现嘛</s>
<time>392_00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,600</time>
<s>这一世的时遇其实并没有鲨过自己</s>
<time>393_00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,800</time>
<s>他没有做过的事情</s>
<time>394_00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000</time>
<s>我拿别人做的安在他的身上</s>
<time>395_00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,200</time>
<s>是不是有点不太公平</s>
<time>396_00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,200</time>
<s>而且星星之前其实做过一个很诡异的梦</s>
<time>397_00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,800</time>
<s>梦里有一个长着胡子的老头</s>
<time>398_00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:02,400</time>
<s>跟星星说</s>
<time>399_00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,600</time>
<s>我让你重生不是为了让你造杀孽的</s>
<time>400_00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,400</time>
<s>你一定要好自为之</s>
<time>401_00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,400</time>
<s>虽然星星不是很信哦</s>
<time>402_00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,200</time>
<s>但是内心多少有点被影响到了</s>
<time>403_00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,400</time>
<s>所以呢她也产生了一丝</s>
<time>404_00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,000</time>
<s>要不放了时遇的这种念头</s>
<time>405_00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,600</time>
<s>另一边呢因为小叔叔的嘴巴实在是太严了</s>
<time>406_00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,400</time>
<s>死都不肯承认</s>
<time>407_00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,200</time>
<s>星星没办法了</s>
<time>408_00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400</time>
<s>她就使出了她的必杀技</s>
<time>409_00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,600</time>
<s>拿出把刀当着小叔叔的面</s>
<time>410_00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,200</time>
<s>上一辈子明明在我三的时候你亲我了</s>
<time>411_00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,000</time>
<s>你就是看我没有三</s>
<time>412_00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,200</time>
<s>她的小叔叔居然很冷漠</s>
<time>413_00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,600</time>
<s>很冷眼旁观地站在旁边说</s>
<time>414_00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,200</time>
<s>你都多大了</s>
<time>415_00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,200</time>
<s>二十五岁了</s>
<time>416_00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,200</time>
<s>青春期自残这套不太适合你了</s>
<time>417_00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,200</time>
<s>然后就冷漠地走了</s>
<time>418_00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,600</time>
<s>星星好伤心哦</s>
<time>419_00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,200</time>
<s>我在他面前自残他都冷漠地走了</s>
<time>420_00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,400</time>
<s>他肯定是真的不爱我了</s>
<time>421_00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,400</time>
<s>她就内心很迷范</s>
<time>422_00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,400</time>
<s>会不会其实前两世都是我做的梦呢</s>
<time>423_00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,000</time>
<s>她就产生了被世界抛弃的这种迷范的情绪</s>
<time>424_00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,000</time>
<s>孤单地拎着酒</s>
<time>425_00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,200</time>
<s>叉坐到了时遇的旁边</s>
<time>426_00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,200</time>
<s>倾诉自己的烦恼</s>
<time>427_00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,800</time>
<s>为了能够让时遇陪自己喝酒</s>
<time>428_00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000</time>
<s>她就把时遇的链子给打开了</s>
