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<s>嗨大家好</s>
<time>2_00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,600</time>
<s>我们这里是聊点什么叭</s>
<time>3_00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:03,200</time>
<s>我是杨老二</s>
<time>4_00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:03,800</time>
<s>我是张老三</s>
<time>5_00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000</time>
<s>我其实已经很长很长时间</s>
<time>6_00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,200</time>
<s>都没有看到一篇</s>
<time>7_00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,600</time>
<s>味道这么纯正的狗血文了</s>
<time>8_00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,800</time>
<s>不仅有甜甜的恋爱</s>
<time>9_00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,600</time>
<s>还有小黑屋下腰墙纸play</s>
<time>10_00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,800</time>
<s>还有追妻火葬场</s>
<time>11_00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000</time>
<s>还是读哗哦生子文</s>
<time>12_00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,200</time>
<s>那我们这期视频的时长应该又··</s>
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<s>果</s>
<time>14_00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,000</time>
<s>你们不要听我这个梗概</s>
<time>15_00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,600</time>
<s>就觉得好像看完你们肯定会空虚</s>
<time>16_00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:28,400</time>
<s>肯定会疲急</s>
<time>17_00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:29,200</time>
<s>我告诉你</s>
<time>18_00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,600</time>
<s>绝对让你们意犹未尽</s>
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<s>没有人可以拒绝这样的狗血文</s>
<time>20_00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,600</time>
<s>我们这篇文里的销售呢</s>
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<s>他是个敦厚老实</s>
<time>22_00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,600</time>
<s>穷困滚倒</s>
<time>23_00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,800</time>
<s>欠一屁股高利贷的</s>
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<s>你爱的</s>
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<s>为什么</s>
<time>26_00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:41,600</time>
<s>大部分的黑皮</s>
<time>27_00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,600</time>
<s>都要有一个不太聪明的设定呢</s>
<time>28_00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,000</time>
<s>黑黑的就看起来</s>
<time>29_00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,400</time>
<s>不是很聪明吧</s>
<time>30_00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,600</time>
<s>而我们的个呢他是一个</s>
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<s>除了美貌</s>
<time>32_00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,000</time>
<s>一无是处</s>
<time>33_00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,200</time>
<s>脾气坏得要三的</s>
<time>34_00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,200</time>
<s>所以说是AXB是吧</s>
<time>35_00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,200</time>
<s>问一句</s>
<time>36_00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,000</time>
<s>那个黑皮</s>
<time>37_00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:55,600</time>
<s>他的乃至</s>
<time>38_00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,200</time>
<s>大不大</s>
<time>39_00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,600</time>
<s>这个大明星家里巨特么有钱</s>
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<s>就是那种</s>
<time>41_00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,600</time>
<s>你要是娱乐圈混不好了</s>
<time>42_00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,600</time>
<s>你就得回家继承家产</s>
<time>43_00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,600</time>
<s>而且继承的是那种</s>
<time>44_00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,000</time>
<s>霸道总裁式的家产</s>
<time>45_00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:05,600</time>
<s>我反手就可以把</s>
<time>46_00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,600</time>
<s>自己经纪公司买下来的那种</s>
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<s>有钱人</s>
<time>48_00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,400</time>
<s>这个黑皮/在一次机缘巧合之下</s>
<time>49_00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,200</time>
<s>给这个大明星</s>
<time>50_00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,000</time>
<s>当助理</s>
<time>51_00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,000</time>
<s>生活助理</s>
<time>52_00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,600</time>
<s>其实理论上来讲是轮不着他的</s>
<time>53_00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,000</time>
<s>因为他为了躲高利贷</s>
<time>54_00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:16,800</time>
<s>成了个黑户</s>
<time>55_00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,600</time>
<s>但是因为这个大明星太难伺候了</s>
<time>56_00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,200</time>
<s>就是属于那种</s>
<time>57_00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,400</time>
<s>含着金汤匙出生</s>
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<s>不懂人间疾苦</s>
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<s>为所欲为</s>
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<s>嚣张跋启</s>
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<s>没人受得了</s>
<time>62_00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:24,800</time>
<s>助理请了一个跑一个</s>
<time>63_00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,800</time>
<s>结果就被我们的黑皮</s>
<time>64_00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:26,400</time>
<s>给捡了个便宜</s>
<time>65_00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,200</time>
<s>虽然说做牛做马很辛苦</s>
<time>66_00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,600</time>
<s>但是人家工资开那么高</s>
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<s>不是应该的么</s>
<time>68_00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,600</time>
<s>所以我们的黑皮看得特别开</s>
<time>69_00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,400</time>
<s>而且特别敬业</s>
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<s>特别上心</s>
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<s>能给我开这么高的工资</s>
<time>72_00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,600</time>
<s>他尽心尽责到什么份上啊</s>
<time>73_00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,600</time>
<s>可以毫不夸张的讲</s>
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<s>我就知道</s>
<time>75_00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,000</time>
<s>因为黑皮这么的尽心尽力</s>
<time>76_00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:43,800</time>
<s>这么的敬业</s>
<time>77_00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,200</time>
<s>所以大明星很满意</s>
<time>78_00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,600</time>
<s>就什么锅配什么盖</s>
<time>79_00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:47,600</time>
<s>本来他们的关系应该</s>
<time>80_00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:48,800</time>
<s>一直这么纯洁下去的</s>
<time>81_00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,600</time>
<s>但是因为高利贷突然找上了黑皮</s>
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<s>限他在几个月之内就要把债还清</s>
<time>83_00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,200</time>
<s>我让你没好果子吃</s>
<time>84_00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,400</time>
<s>着急用钱的黑皮</s>
<time>85_00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:57,600</time>
<s>怎么的呢</s>
<time>86_00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,200</time>
<s>这心思的起因其实源自于</s>
<time>87_00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,200</time>
<s>大明星身边的一个</s>
<time>88_00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,600</time>
<s>绝美包友omgea</s>
<time>89_00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,400</time>
<s>最近因为大明星碎腻了这个包友</s>
<time>90_00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,400</time>
<s>两个人和平分手了</s>
<time>91_00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,200</time>
<s>分手之前呢</s>
<time>92_00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,800</time>
<s>这个大明星就给他甩了一笔分手费</s>
<time>93_00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:07,600</time>
<s>辛苦你了</s>
<time>94_00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:08,000</time>
<s>然后</s>
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<s>黑皮看到了</s>
<time>96_00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,400</time>
<s>只要碎个两觉</s>
<time>97_00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,200</time>
<s>就有这么多辛苦费喉</s>
<time>98_00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,200</time>
<s>我还以为他准备去偷拍</s>
<time>99_00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,200</time>
<s>大明星跟包友之间的照片</s>
<time>100_00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,400</time>
<s>然后拿去卖</s>
<time>101_00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,400</time>
<s>他这么老实巴交的人</s>
<time>102_00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,400</time>
<s>怎么可能会想到这种方面嘛</s>
<time>103_00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,000</time>
<s>就我没想到</s>
<time>104_00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,000</time>
<s>他居然有这么的老实巴交啊</s>
<time>105_00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,600</time>
<s>我一开始其实也这样以为</s>
<time>106_00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,000</time>
<s>作者在描写这段的时候</s>
<time>107_00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,200</time>
<s>气氛其实挺紧张的</s>
<time>108_00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,600</time>
<s>黑皮突然偷偷摸摸地跟上了那个包友</s>
<time>109_00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,400</time>
<s>我还以为他要干嘛</s>
<time>110_00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,800</time>
<s>结果他是去请教人家</s>
<time>111_00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,000</time>
<s>你收到了多少钱啊</s>
<time>112_00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:35,800</time>
<s>看到了这么多钱</s>
<time>113_00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000</time>
<s>黑皮当然就眼红啊</s>
<time>114_00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,200</time>
<s>我要有这钱</s>
<time>115_00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,400</time>
<s>我的高利贷不就还清了么</s>
<time>116_00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,000</time>
<s>于是</s>
<time>117_00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,200</time>
<s>他就开始用一些非常</s>
<time>118_00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,400</time>
<s>上不了台面的手段</s>
<time>119_00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,600</time>
<s>以前的伺候</s>
<time>120_00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,800</time>
<s>他只是尽心尽力</s>
<time>121_00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,600</time>
<s>他就开始偷偷摸摸增加一些</s>
<time>122_00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,400</time>
<s>比如说你生气了</s>
<time>123_00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,400</time>
<s>我再也不会像以前一样</s>
<time>124_00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,200</time>
<s>在旁边像个闷油瓶不说话了</s>
<time>125_00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,200</time>
<s>我开始哄你了</s>
<time>126_00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,000</time>
<s>好了好了</s>
<time>127_00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:56,800</time>
<s>不气了不气了</s>
<time>128_00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:57,600</time>
<s>你不想吃饭</s>
<time>129_00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,800</time>
<s>我亲手喂你吃啊</s>
<time>130_00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,200</time>
<s>你讨厌吃鱼刺啊</s>
<time>131_00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,800</time>
<s>那我把鱼刺挑了再喂你吃啊</s>
<time>132_00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:03,600</time>
<s>你手冷啊</s>
<time>133_00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,200</time>
<s>你可以放进来</s>
<time>134_00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,200</time>
<s>暖一暖哦</s>
<time>135_00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,200</time>
<s>那大明星就没有</s>
<time>136_00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,600</time>
<s>察觉到一丝不对劲么</s>
<time>137_00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,200</time>
<s>察觉到了</s>
<time>138_00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,400</time>
<s>大明星多么见惯了风月的人啊</s>
<time>139_00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:13,600</time>
<s>没想到</s>
<time>140_00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,600</time>
<s>我的魅力这么无边无际</s>
<time>141_00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,200</time>
<s>这么一个黑漆麻鸟的</s>
<time>142_00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:17,600</time>
<s>B</s>
<time>143_00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,200</time>
<s>居然也抵挡不佳我的魅力</s>
<time>144_00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,200</time>
<s>对我投怀送抱</s>
<time>145_00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,800</time>
<s>大明星是个直来直往的人</s>
<time>146_00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000</time>
<s>不愿意跟你玩那种花花肠子</s>
<time>147_00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,800</time>
<s>收起你这些手段</s>
<time>148_00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:26,600</time>
<s>下作</s>
<time>149_00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,800</time>
<s>但是并没有把人家辞退</s>
<time>150_00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000</time>
<s>对啊因为他照顾得我</s>
<time>151_00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,200</time>
<s>然后因为大明星直自的拒绝</s>
<time>152_00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,400</time>
<s>还有刻意的疏远</s>
<time>153_00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,600</time>
<s>黑皮就开始心慌</s>
<time>154_00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,400</time>
<s>更尽兴尽力的去伺候大明星</s>
<time>155_00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,400</time>
<s>就怕他把自己辞退了</s>
<time>156_00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,200</time>
<s>而这一切</s>
<time>157_00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,800</time>
<s>在大明星的眼里就变成了</s>
<time>158_00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,000</time>
<s>他居然还敢</s>
<time>159_00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,800</time>
<s>居然试图立这样一个</s>
<time>160_00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,400</time>
<s>默默无闻的深情人设来勾引我</s>
<time>161_00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,600</time>
<s>我骂他他也不生气</s>
<time>162_00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,800</time>
<s>大过年的也不回家</s>
<time>163_00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:49,800</time>
<s>还躲在我的房子里</s>
<time>164_00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,600</time>
<s>你看我一件不要了的羽绒服</s>
<time>165_00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,600</time>
<s>他也偷偷藏起来</s>
<time>166_00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,600</time>
<s>天天穿在身上</s>
<time>167_00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,200</time>
<s>那万一是他大过年的无家可归</s>
<time>168_00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,600</time>
<s>而且也没有衣服穿呢</s>
<time>169_00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,000</time>
<s>读你怎么知道</s>
<time>170_00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:01,800</time>
<s>确实是这样喉</s>
<time>171_00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,800</time>
<s>然后因为这一系列美丽的误会</s>
<time>172_00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:04,800</time>
<s>大明星就开启了</s>
<time>173_00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000</time>
<s>这个黑皮看久了</s>
<time>174_00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:09,600</time>
<s>他做的饭</s>
<time>175_00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,800</time>
<s>也还是很好吃的嘛</s>
<time>176_00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:11,800</time>
<s>他的身子骨</s>
<time>177_00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,400</time>
<s>看起来还是蛮健硕的嘛</s>
<time>178_00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,000</time>
<s>他的肤色看起来还是蛮均匀的嘛</s>
<time>179_00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,400</time>
<s>算了吧</s>
<time>180_00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,200</time>
<s>我允许他对我有邪念了</s>
<time>181_00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,200</time>
<s>感激递零吧</s>
<time>182_00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,400</time>
<s>凡人</s>
<time>183_00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,400</time>
<s>就仅仅只是允许他有邪念是么</s>
<time>184_00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:23,800</time>
<s>对啊</s>
<time>185_00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,400</time>
<s>就只是开始享受</s>
<time>186_00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,800</time>
<s>开始审视（黑皮）的一些小动作</s>
<time>187_00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,800</time>
<s>他自己心知肚明</s>
<time>188_00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,200</time>
<s>但是叉不回应（黑皮）的那种感觉</s>
<time>189_00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,600</time>
<s>后来在大明星的生当天</s>
<time>190_00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,200</time>
<s>黑皮犯了点错</s>
<time>191_00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,200</time>
<s>他因为跟一个0走得太近</s>
<time>192_00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,800</time>
<s>染满了0的信息素</s>
<time>193_00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,600</time>
<s>还迟到了大明星的生回宴</s>
<time>194_00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,000</time>
<s>我的生回宴</s>
<time>195_00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,000</time>
<s>你迟到也就算了</s>
<time>196_00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,200</time>
<s>你特么居然还敢跟一个0走得那么近</s>
<time>197_00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,800</time>
<s>然后他就狠狠地发了脾气甩脸</s>
<time>198_00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:49,400</time>
<s>不理黑皮了</s>
<time>199_00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,200</time>
<s>黑皮好害怕</s>
<time>200_00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:50,800</time>
<s>他不会</s>
<time>201_00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,600</time>
<s>要辞退我了吧</s>
<time>202_00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:52,800</time>
<s>这么好的一份工作</s>
<time>203_00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:53,600</time>
<s>我可不想丢啊</s>
<time>204_00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:54,400</time>
<s>于是第二天</s>
<time>205_00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,600</time>
<s>他故意不带雨伞</s>
<time>206_00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,200</time>
<s>淋着大雨</s>
<time>207_00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,600</time>
<s>跑去给大明星买了一个</s>
<time>208_00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,200</time>
<s>自己能买到的最漂亮的一个蛋糕</s>
<time>209_00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,000</time>
<s>守在大明星家门口</s>
<time>210_00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,600</time>
<s>你开门啊</s>
<time>211_00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:03,600</time>
<s>那他还是挺聪明的嘛</s>
<time>212_00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,400</time>
<s>还知道卖惨</s>
<time>213_00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:05,200</time>
<s>守了好久啊</s>
<time>214_00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,400</time>
<s>大明星终于心软了</s>
<time>215_00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,800</time>
<s>然后就开始对他各种辱骂</s>
<time>216_00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:09,600</time>
<s>砸东酒</s>
<time>217_00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,200</time>
<s>你知道那天我有多生气么</s>
<time>218_00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,800</time>
<s>到处砸呀</s>
<time>219_00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,200</time>
<s>整个屋子砸得稀巴烂</s>
<time>220_00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,400</time>
<s>他就没觉得自己已这个火气</s>
<time>221_00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,600</time>
<s>来得莫名其妙么</s>
<time>222_00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,400</time>
<s>没有啊</s>
<time>223_00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,600</time>
<s>我为所欲为惯了</s>
<time>224_00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,400</time>
<s>我作为一个老板</s>
<time>225_00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,400</time>
<s>我生我助理的气</s>
<time>226_00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,000</time>
<s>很正常</s>
<time>227_00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,800</time>
<s>然后一边砸又一边好像打开了</s>
<time>228_00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000</time>
<s>某种愤怒的开关一样</s>
<time>229_00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,600</time>
<s>就开始对他开启长达一个半小时的质问</s>
<time>230_00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,800</time>
<s>包括不仅限于</s>
<time>231_00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:45,400</time>
<s>一生气</s>
<time>232_00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,400</time>
<s>把黑皮往旁边一推</s>
<time>233_00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,400</time>
<s>你既然惹我生气</s>
<time>234_00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,400</time>
<s>你就要承受我的怒火</s>
<time>235_00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,200</time>
<s>我要惩罚你</s>
<time>236_00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,000</time>
<s>然后把他酷字一扒</s>
<time>237_00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:52,800</time>
<s>然后对他进行了</s>
<time>238_00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,800</time>
<s>长达2个小时的鞭答</s>
<time>239_00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:55,600</time>
<s>（什么都没说）</s>
<time>240_00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:57,600</time>
<s>一夜过去了</s>
<time>241_00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:58,800</time>
<s>大明星很满足</s>
<time>242_00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,200</time>
<s>但是黑皮很痛苦</s>
<time>243_00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,400</time>
<s>毕竞他只是个B</s>
<time>244_00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,400</time>
<s>没有天赋异</s>
<time>245_00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,400</time>
<s>但是他非常感恩戴德</s>
<time>246_00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,800</time>
<s>他终于碎了我喉</s>
<time>247_00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,600</time>
<s>那下一步是不是就可以给我钱了</s>
<time>248_00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,800</time>
<s>所以黑皮不仅不埋恕</s>
<time>249_00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000</time>
<s>一大清早的起来</s>
<time>250_00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,200</time>
<s>拖着残破的身体</s>
<time>251_00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,200</time>
<s>给大明星做饭</s>
<time>252_00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:17,600</time>
<s>就两腿打抖</s>
<time>253_00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,400</time>
<s>做饭</s>
<time>254_00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,800</time>
<s>从这以后两个人就开启了包友模式</s>
<time>255_00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,800</time>
<s>时间久了吧</s>
<time>256_00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,600</time>
<s>这个大明星就回渐沉迷于</s>
<time>257_00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,800</time>
<s>跟黑皮的各种风花雪月</s>
<time>258_00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,200</time>
<s>皮肉接触</s>
<time>259_00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,000</time>
<s>春光满面</s>
<time>260_00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,800</time>
<s>然后我们傲娇的大明星就想</s>
<time>261_00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,400</time>
<s>看在你这么可心的份上</s>
<time>262_00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,200</time>
<s>我也不是不能纤尊降贵地跟你</s>
<time>263_00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,000</time>
<s>然后黑皮说</s>
<time>264_00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:37,400</time>
<s>喉？</s>
<time>265_00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,200</time>
<s>怎么还跟我谈起恋爱了呢</s>
<time>266_00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:39,600</time>
<s>没有</s>
<time>267_00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,200</time>
<s>大明星压根没有表示</s>
<time>268_00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,000</time>
<s>大明星以为</s>
<time>269_00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,200</time>
<s>这就是在谈恋爱了</s>
<time>270_00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,400</time>
<s>但是黑皮以为是工作的一部分</s>
<time>271_00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,400</time>
<s>他纳闷了好久</s>
<time>272_00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,600</time>
<s>虽然说我长得丑了点</s>
<time>273_00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:50,600</time>
<s>应该便宜了点</s>
<time>274_00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,800</time>
<s>但不至于一分钱都不给我啊</s>
<time>275_00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:53,400</time>
<s>然后他就想</s>
<time>276_00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,200</time>
<s>大明星是不是忘了</s>
<time>277_00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,400</time>
<s>我是不是应该提醒下他</s>
<time>278_00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,400</time>
<s>于是他就找了个机会跟大明星说</s>
<time>279_00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:57,800</time>
<s>那个</s>
<time>280_00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,400</time>
<s>能不能借我</s>
<time>281_00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,200</time>
<s>然后大明星说</s>
<time>282_00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,400</time>
<s>你勾引我就是为了这个啊</s>
<time>283_00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:04,800</time>
<s>没有</s>
<time>284_00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:05,800</time>
<s>大明星只是很纳闷</s>
<time>285_00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000</time>
<s>你要300万千什么</s>
<time>286_00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,200</time>
<s>我给你开那么高的工资</s>
<time>287_00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,000</time>
<s>我平时也没见你舍得穿一两件好衣服</s>
<time>288_00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000</time>
<s>然后黑皮不想说实话</s>
<time>289_00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,000</time>
<s>就随便找了个借口</s>
<time>290_00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:14,800</time>
<s>欠了一屁股高利贷</s>
<time>291_00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:15,400</time>
<s>大明星不信啊</s>
<time>292_00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,400</time>
<s>就你这老实巴交的样子</s>
<time>293_00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,000</time>
<s>你还赌</s>
<time>294_00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,400</time>
<s>就不肯借给他</s>
<time>295_00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,600</time>
<s>然后黑皮就很难过</s>
<time>296_00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,800</time>
<s>我自被他碎这么久了</s>
<time>297_00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,200</time>
<s>他还不给我钱</s>
<time>298_00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,200</time>
<s>甚至连借都不借给我</s>
<time>299_00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:25,600</time>
<s>对啊</s>
<time>300_00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:27,800</time>
<s>然后黑皮就想</s>
<time>301_00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:28,600</time>
<s>我现在没有钱</s>
<time>302_00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:29,400</time>
<s>高利贷又要来找我</s>
<time>303_00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,000</time>
<s>我要再躲起来</s>
<time>304_00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:31,600</time>
<s>隐姓埋名</s>
<time>305_00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,000</time>
<s>得知了黑皮辞职以后</s>
<time>306_00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,600</time>
<s>大明星很生气</s>
<time>307_00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,200</time>
<s>好好的辞什么职</s>
<time>308_00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,400</time>
<s>就因为我不给你借300万嘛</s>
<time>309_00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,200</time>
<s>你耍要什么脾气</s>
<time>310_00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,200</time>
<s>不就是300万么</s>
<time>311_00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,000</time>
<s>然后他就准备转账</s>
<time>312_00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,400</time>
<s>原来他的银行卡全部被冻结了</s>
<time>313_00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,400</time>
<s>为什么被冻结了呢</s>
<time>314_00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,200</time>
<s>是因为他老爸</s>
<time>315_00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,800</time>
<s>为了逼他回家继承遗产</s>
<time>316_00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,200</time>
<s>什么遗产</s>
<time>317_00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,600</time>
<s>原来是大明星的老爸为了逼他回家继承家业</s>
<time>318_00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,600</time>
<s>所以冻结了他的资产</s>
<time>319_00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,600</time>
<s>至于为什么非要在这个节骨眼上冻结呢</s>
<time>320_00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,000</time>
<s>这就要从</s>
<time>321_00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,600</time>
<s>他的老爸其实是个变态</s>
<time>322_00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,800</time>
<s>对大明星非常不好</s>
<time>323_00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,200</time>
<s>他的这种不好不是体现在衣食住行上的</s>
<time>324_00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,200</time>
<s>比如大明星喜欢猫</s>
<time>325_00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,000</time>
<s>他爸偏不同意</s>
<time>326_00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:05,600</time>
<s>养猫</s>
<time>327_00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,200</time>
<s>玩物丧志</s>
<time>328_00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,200</time>
<s>怎么可以喜欢这种东西</s>
<time>329_00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:08,600</time>
<s>但是他不会拒绝</s>
<time>330_00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:09,400</time>
<s>让大明星养</s>
<time>331_00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,800</time>
<s>然后在他们感情最深刻的时候</s>
<time>332_00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:11,600</time>
<s>当着大明星的面</s>
<time>333_00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,200</time>
<s>亲手鲨掉是么</s>
<time>334_00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:13,600</time>
<s>是的</s>
<time>335_00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,600</time>
<s>让你见识见识</s>
<time>336_00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,800</time>
<s>这就是不听我话的下场</s>
<time>337_00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,400</time>
<s>同样他爸特别讨厌大明星当演员</s>
<time>338_00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,000</time>
<s>不入流</s>
<time>339_00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,200</time>
<s>你不给我继承家业</s>
<time>340_00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,000</time>
<s>你真的是</s>
<time>341_00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:22,800</time>
<s>但是他不拒绝</s>
<time>342_00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,200</time>
<s>你去啊</s>
<time>343_00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,200</time>
<s>然后不给他资源</s>
<time>344_00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,600</time>
<s>就在旁边默默地观望着</s>
<time>345_00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,400</time>
<s>让你在里面半死不活地翻腾</s>
<time>346_00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,200</time>
<s>最近一直不温不火的大明星拍了一部文艺片</s>
<time>347_00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,200</time>
<s>口碑爆棚</s>
<time>348_00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,600</time>
<s>他爸就觉得时机正好</s>
<time>349_00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,200</time>
<s>就在你达到演员巅峰的时候</s>
<time>350_00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,000</time>
<s>让你知道你永远无法</s>
<time>351_00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,200</time>
<s>他爸先是把他从影帝的提名上刷了下来</s>
<time>352_00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,400</time>
<s>然后冻结他所有的卡</s>
<time>353_00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,600</time>
<s>买了一帮的水军</s>
<time>354_00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,000</time>
<s>再爆黑料</s>
<time>355_00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,800</time>
<s>直接让大明星从天堂掉到了地狱</s>
<time>356_00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,400</time>
<s>大明星就死撑着一口气</s>
<time>357_00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,200</time>
<s>死活不肯退圈</s>
<time>358_00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,400</time>
<s>当演员是我目前唯一的梦想</s>
<time>359_00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,800</time>
<s>而这个时候恰逢黑皮辞职</s>
<time>360_00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,400</time>
<s>他为了能给黑皮300万</s>
<time>361_00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,400</time>
<s>他就开始去接一些</s>
<time>362_00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,200</time>
<s>自己曾经很讨厌的通告</s>
<time>363_00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,000</time>
<s>委屈自己去当跳梁小丑</s>
<time>364_00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,200</time>
<s>他还真就为了借给黑皮300万</s>
<time>365_00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,800</time>
<s>开始努力赚钱啊</s>
<time>366_00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,800</time>
<s>结果就在他努力赚钱的时候</s>
<time>367_00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,200</time>
<s>他的好朋友突然告诉了他一个消息</s>
<time>368_00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:10,200</time>
<s>怎么的呢</s>
<time>369_00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,200</time>
<s>开始勾引别的明星了是么</s>
<time>370_00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,600</time>
<s>这个黑皮为了赚钱</s>
<time>371_00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,400</time>
<s>决定把自己</s>
<time>372_00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,800</time>
<s>迈给一个A</s>
<time>373_00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:16,800</time>
<s>尽情地丸怡叶</s>
<time>374_00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:17,800</time>
<s>怡叶100万</s>
<time>375_00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,200</time>
<s>三个A一起丸</s>
<time>376_00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,200</time>
<s>怡叶300万</s>
<time>377_00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,600</time>
<s>这不还是相当于把自己迈给别人了</s>
<time>378_00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,600</time>
<s>所以大明星很生气啊</s>
<time>379_00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,200</time>
<s>你就为了300万</s>
<time>380_00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,600</time>
<s>你就把自己给迈了</s>
<time>381_00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,000</time>
<s>我倒要看看你究竞为什么要这300万</s>
<time>382_00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:31,800</time>
<s>结果查完之后</s>
<time>383_00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:32,600</time>
<s>更生气了</s>
<time>384_00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,800</time>
<s>原来这个黑皮</s>
<time>385_00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,400</time>
<s>是一个柔弱的</s>
<time>386_00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,200</time>
<s>女Omgea</s>
<time>387_00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,600</time>
<s>黑皮从小家境不太好</s>
<time>388_00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,800</time>
<s>爹不疼娘不爱</s>
<time>389_00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,600</time>
<s>他的童年全靠这个柔弱女0给他带来些依靠</s>
<time>390_00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,400</time>
<s>两个人顺利成章的在一起了</s>
<time>391_00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,200</time>
<s>其实小日子过的还挺好的</s>
<time>392_00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,200</time>
<s>可是突然有一天</s>
<time>393_00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,000</time>
<s>这个女</s>
<time>394_00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,400</time>
<s>临三之前</s>
<time>395_00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,400</time>
<s>她把自己唯一的一个0弟弟</s>
<time>396_00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,200</time>
<s>托付给了黑皮</s>
<time>397_00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,600</time>
<s>黑皮重情重义</s>
<time>398_00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,400</time>
<s>自然是答应了</s>
<time>399_00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,800</time>
<s>结果没想到她这个弟弟却突然犯了病</s>
<time>400_00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000</time>
<s>差点一命鸣呼</s>
<time>401_00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200</time>
<s>急缺一笔救命钱</s>
<time>402_00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,200</time>
<s>黑皮拿不出钱</s>
<time>403_00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,400</time>
<s>然后越借越多</s>
<time>404_00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,000</time>
<s>那人呢</s>
<time>405_00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:06,800</time>
<s>救回来了么</s>
<time>406_00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,400</time>
<s>这不最近</s>
<time>407_00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,200</time>
<s>刚刚好这弟弟找到了个适配的肾源</s>
<time>408_00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,200</time>
<s>急需做手术</s>
<time>409_00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,200</time>
<s>有了这300万</s>
<time>410_00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,600</time>
<s>他曾经欠的款啊</s>
<time>411_00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:15,600</time>
<s>手术费啊</s>
<time>412_00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,600</time>
<s>全都能凑齐了</s>
<time>413_00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,000</time>
<s>知道了这个真相以后</s>
<time>414_00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,200</time>
<s>大明星是直接气炸了</s>
<time>415_00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,600</time>
<s>关他什么事啊</s>
<time>416_00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,000</time>
<s>他生气的点在于</s>
<time>417_00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,400</time>
<s>你就这么爱你的前妻么</s>
<time>418_00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,400</time>
<s>你甚至可以为了她的一个嘱托</s>
<time>419_00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,600</time>
<s>把你自己这一辈子都给搭进去了</s>
<time>420_00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,400</time>
<s>本来我以为</s>
<time>421_00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:32,600</time>
<s>喂我饭</s>
<time>422_00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,800</time>
<s>给我挑鱼骨头</s>
<time>423_00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:34,400</time>
<s>让我暖手</s>
<time>424_00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,800</time>
<s>结果没想到</s>
<time>425_00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,200</time>
<s>跟你对你前妻的爱来比</s>
<time>426_00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,000</time>
<s>这些简直就是</s>
<time>427_00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,600</time>
<s>枉费我居然还看得上你这么</s>
<time>428_00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,200</time>
<s>黑了吧唧的一个B</s>
<time>429_00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,000</time>
<s>我都愿意纤尊降贵地跟你谈恋爱</s>
<time>430_00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,000</time>
<s>你特么居然只是为了</s>
<time>431_00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,600</time>
<s>就为了300万</s>
<time>432_00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,800</time>
<s>你特么迈给别人</s>
<time>433_00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,200</time>
<s>可能在黑皮的眼里</s>
<time>434_00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,800</time>
<s>跟你碎也是迈身啊</s>
