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<s>嗨大家好</s>
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<s>我们这里是聊点什么叭</s>
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<s>我是杨老二</s>
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<s>我是张老三</s>
<time>5_00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,400</time>
<s>隔了这么久</s>
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<s>又要出一期视频了呢</s>
<time>7_00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,200</time>
<s>喉最近好懒哦</s>
<time>8_00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:08,800</time>
<s>怎么这么懒</s>
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<s>毕竟到了三伏天了嘛</s>
<time>10_00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,400</time>
<s>人都是犯困的嘛</s>
<time>11_00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,200</time>
<s>今天要给你们带来的这篇小说呢</s>
<time>12_00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,000</time>
<s>其实说实话</s>
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<s>蛮平淡的</s>
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<s>没有很激烈</s>
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<s>但是为什么我还要讲呢</s>
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<s>没办法</s>
<time>17_00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,600</time>
<s>我这样子的土狗</s>
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<s>就是爱看娱乐圈</s>
<time>19_00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,000</time>
<s>我就是爱看那种</s>
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<s>傲娇的嘴欠的嘴硬的</s>
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<s>被逼无奈</s>
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<s>为了钱</s>
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<s>不得不给人做庆仁</s>
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<s>我就喜欢看那种迟钝的金全</s>
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<s>多香啊</s>
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<s>多爽啊</s>
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<s>你能拒绝吗</s>
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<s>我告诉你你肯定不能拒绝</s>
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<s>先来讲一下我们的金主</s>
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<s>他是一个二十八岁的霸道总裁</s>
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<s>很英俊</s>
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<s>又很腹黑</s>
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<s>脑子里面除了搞钱</s>
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<s>没有其他任何乱七八糟的东西的一个</s>
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<s>赚钱机器人</s>
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<s>他就是那种典型的</s>
<time>37_00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,800</time>
<s>看起来非常绅士</s>
<time>38_00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,400</time>
<s>但其实骨子里很冷漠的一个人</s>
<time>39_00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,200</time>
<s>就是没有太强的爱恨是非的观念</s>
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<s>有一点点情感障碍吧可能</s>
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<s>所以到现在没有正经谈过恋爱</s>
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<s>误也没叭叭叭过</s>
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<s>因为他觉得没必要</s>
<time>44_00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,800</time>
<s>没谈过不一定等于没叭过哦</s>
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<s>没叭过</s>
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<s>我核实了一下</s>
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<s>真的没叭过</s>
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<s>他在外的名声不是很好听</s>
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<s>经常抱养一些明星啊小庆仁啊什么的</s>
<time>50_00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,600</time>
<s>但是这些</s>
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<s>只是为了蒙蔽家里面</s>
<time>52_00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,600</time>
<s>想要跟他抢家产的后妈</s>
<time>53_00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,600</time>
<s>因为我太完美了</s>
<time>54_00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,200</time>
<s>他们就会对我特别的警惕</s>
<time>55_00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,000</time>
<s>就让人觉得我好像是一个不务正业</s>
<time>56_00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,800</time>
<s>成天在外面花天酒地的花花公子</s>
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<s>可能只是为了让自己身上有一个污点吧</s>
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<s>大家都抱养我不抱养</s>
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<s>显得我</s>
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<s>不太合群</s>
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<s>就把自己伪装成一个所谓的正常人</s>
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<s>懂了吧</s>
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<s>说完了校工</s>
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<s>我来给你们介绍一下我们的销售</s>
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<s>他呀是一个22岁</s>
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<s>长得是真的好看啊</s>
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<s>放在人群里面就是一眼惊艳的那种大帅哥</s>
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<s>他的性格特点非常的鲜明</s>
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<s>懂得认命</s>
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<s>但是又自命不凡</s>
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<s>看起来很清高</s>
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<s>但是又很会识时务</s>
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<s>有一点点嘴欠</s>
<time>74_00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:51,800</time>
<s>有一点点傲娇</s>
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<s>又有一点点死要面子</s>
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<s>为什么呢</s>
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<s>他长那么漂亮怎么会是跑龙套的呢</s>
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<s>因为他曾经经历了一些很不好的事情</s>
<time>79_00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,000</time>
<s>导致很多圈子里面没人要他</s>
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<s>而且可能因为他没有获得一个好机会吧</s>
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<s>世界上坏人太多了</s>
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<s>他好端端的演个角色</s>
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<s>都会被主角觉得</s>
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<s>你长得太帅了抢我风头</s>
<time>85_00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,000</time>
<s>把脸背过去</s>
<time>86_00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,000</time>
<s>好不容易签了个经济公司</s>
<time>87_00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,600</time>
<s>结果因为他不愿意配合经纪公司</s>
<time>88_00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800</time>
<s>做一些不太好的事情</s>
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<s>所以被雪藏了</s>
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<s>反正总而言之一句话</s>
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<s>现在的销售</s>
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<s>就是一个</s>
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<s>这两个人相识于一家</s>
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<s>金碧辉煌的娱乐场所</s>
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<s>销售呢有一个合租的室友</s>
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<s>是他关系非常好的一个好朋友</s>
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<s>一个柔柔弱弱</s>
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<s>身轻体柔易推倒的配角/</s>
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<s>这个配角一最近被人欺负了</s>
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<s>被一个姓张的</s>
<time>101_00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,400</time>
<s>灌醉了之后</s>
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<s>给（）了</s>
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<s>这个室友呢原本想着息事宁人</s>
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<s>算了</s>
<time>105_00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,400</time>
<s>但是销售看不过去啊</s>
<time>106_00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,000</time>
<s>没骨气</s>
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<s>不行</s>
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<s>我必须要帮你讨一点精神损失费来</s>
<time>109_00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,400</time>
<s>于是他就自作主张的</s>
<time>110_00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,800</time>
<s>跑到了那个市里面最贵的娱乐场所</s>
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<s>奠点那个张总</s>
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<s>等啊等等啊等</s>
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<s>等困了</s>
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<s>恍您间他就看到了</s>
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<s>远处哦</s>
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<s>落地窗前面</s>
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<s>穿着笔挺大衣的一个男人</s>
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<s>遗世独立地站在那儿e</s>
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<s>他瞬间就被男人的背影给惊艳到了</s>
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<s>天呐</s>
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<s>他看起来好高</s>
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<s>瞬间上心了你知道吗</s>
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<s>就在心里YY嘛</s>
<time>124_00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,200</time>
<s>但是因为他忙着去追债</s>
<time>125_00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,400</time>
<s>他就收回了自己的心</s>
<time>126_00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,200</time>
<s>继续等那个张总</s>
<time>127_00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,000</time>
<s>他就看到张总从那个远处出来嘛</s>
<time>128_00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,400</time>
<s>一个箭步就冲了上去</s>
<time>129_00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,400</time>
<s>讨这种债呢</s>
<time>130_00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,800</time>
<s>肯定是当事人比较管用</s>
<time>131_00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,200</time>
<s>我作为一个旁观者我来讨债名不正言不顺</s>
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<s>所以他为了方便</s>
<time>133_00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,600</time>
<s>见到张总就直接拦住了他</s>
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<s>哟张总</s>
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<s>您贵人真是事多啊</s>
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<s>今天穿上了酷字就不认人啦</s>
<time>137_00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,800</time>
<s>因为大庭广众之下怕被人家听见啊</s>
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<s>这个张总就不想跟销售胡搅蛮缠</s>
<time>139_00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,200</time>
<s>就想走</s>
<time>140_00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:30,800</time>
<s>销售就拉着他</s>
<time>141_00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,600</time>
<s>你如果说敢走的话</s>
<time>142_00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,200</time>
<s>我告诉你</s>
<time>143_00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,600</time>
<s>你的老婆啊你的孩子啊</s>
<time>144_00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,000</time>
<s>你不要怪我去骚扰他们厚</s>
<time>145_00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,000</time>
<s>把张总吓坏了</s>
<time>146_00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:37,800</time>
<s>赶紧掏了个钱包</s>
<time>147_00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,200</time>
<s>说吧你要多少</s>
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<s>就在销售拿了钱准备走的时候</s>
<time>149_00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,000</time>
<s>回头一看</s>
<time>150_00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,000</time>
<s>就看见了刚刚遗世独立的男人</s>
<time>151_00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,600</time>
<s>正倚在二楼的栏杆上面</s>
<time>152_00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:48,000</time>
<s>看戏嘛</s>
<time>153_00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,200</time>
<s>这个张总一看到那个男人</s>
<time>154_00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,800</time>
<s>赶紧凑上前去点头哈腰</s>
<time>155_00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000</time>
<s>说席总好席总好</s>
<time>156_00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,200</time>
<s>然后销售就在心里面想</s>
<time>157_00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,600</time>
<s>是我高攀不起的货色</s>
<time>158_00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,400</time>
<s>那个男人一脸蔑视地看着销售嘛</s>
<time>159_00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,000</time>
<s>销售觉得</s>
<time>160_00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,200</time>
<s>你蔑视我</s>
<time>161_00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,200</time>
<s>有什么好蔑视我的</s>
<time>162_00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,800</time>
<s>于是销售呢只能够假装非常潇酒地</s>
<time>163_00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,200</time>
<s>挥一挥衣袖转身走了嘛</s>
<time>164_00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,200</time>
<s>就在心里面腹</s>
<time>165_00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,000</time>
<s>你们有钱人再有钱又怎么样</s>
<time>166_00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,800</time>
<s>还不是被劳资骗</s>
<time>167_00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,200</time>
<s>但是走了之后就念念不忘</s>
<time>168_00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,200</time>
<s>刚刚那个张总喊他席总读</s>
<time>169_00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,000</time>
<s>然后就去搜索</s>
<time>170_00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,600</time>
<s>查了全市谁叫这个名字的</s>
<time>171_00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,400</time>
<s>终于让他查到了</s>
<time>172_00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,800</time>
<s>可惜啊是我够不到的人</s>
<time>173_00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,800</time>
<s>那我也只能在心里面YY一下啦</s>
<time>174_00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,200</time>
<s>很快呢老天爷非常给力的</s>
<time>175_00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,600</time>
<s>让他们见了第二面</s>
<time>176_00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,800</time>
<s>还是在这个娱乐场所</s>
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<s>这天呢销售是因为</s>
<time>178_00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,000</time>
<s>剧组里面请的杀青饭还是干嘛的</s>
<time>179_00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:35,400</time>
<s>他去蹭饭</s>
<time>180_00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,000</time>
<s>路过呀</s>
<time>181_00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,200</time>
<s>他就听到总裁跟一个打扮得花枝招展</s>
<time>182_00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,400</time>
<s>跟个牛郎一样的男人在那儿聊天嘛</s>
<time>183_00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,000</time>
<s>销售也不知道抱着什么心理</s>
<time>184_00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,000</time>
<s>就躲起来听墙角</s>
<time>185_00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,400</time>
<s>那个牛郎一样的男人就好像想要给总裁塞人</s>
<time>186_00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,000</time>
<s>总裁不肯要</s>
<time>187_00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,400</time>
<s>那个男人就问总裁为什么不要</s>
<time>188_00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,000</time>
<s>总裁说</s>
<time>189_00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,600</time>
<s>因为我喜欢男人</s>
<time>190_00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,200</time>
<s>他跟我一样是经理读</s>
<time>191_00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,200</time>
<s>就内心很帐然</s>
<time>192_00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,000</time>
<s>哎呀你看</s>
<time>193_00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,600</time>
<s>他喜欢男人</s>
<time>194_00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,400</time>
<s>但可惜我还是泡不到他</s>
<time>195_00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,800</time>
<s>就是有一种燃起了一点点的小苗头</s>
<time>196_00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000</time>
<s>但是又无处发泄</s>
<time>197_00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,400</time>
<s>销售的饭局结束了以后</s>
<time>198_00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:05,800</time>
<s>就准备打车回家走人嘛</s>
<time>199_00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000</time>
<s>结果在下楼梯的时候</s>
<time>200_00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,000</time>
<s>被一个男人给撞了</s>
<time>201_00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:08,400</time>
<s>然后就</s>
<time>202_00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,800</time>
<s>一把把他捂到了楼梯间</s>
<time>203_00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:12,600</time>
<s>捂着他的嘴</s>
<time>204_00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,800</time>
<s>这个男人是谁呢</s>
<time>205_00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,800</time>
<s>这个男人就是我们的</s>
<time>206_00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000</time>
<s>霸道总裁啊</s>
<time>207_00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,000</time>
<s>他为什么要这么做呢</s>
<time>208_00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:17,600</time>
<s>是因为</s>
<time>209_00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,600</time>
<s>他被人下钥了</s>
<time>210_00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,400</time>
<s>怎么就被人下钥了呢</s>
<time>211_00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,600</time>
<s>原来总裁有一个弟弟</s>
<time>212_00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,400</time>
<s>同父异母</s>
<time>213_00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,000</time>
<s>就想给总裁的船上塞人</s>
<time>214_00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,000</time>
<s>好回去跟他爸告状</s>
<time>215_00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,400</time>
<s>然后总裁发现了他的罗意</s>
<time>216_00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,600</time>
<s>中招了以后赶紧找了个机会适了</s>
<time>217_00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,200</time>
<s>然后他不是把销售拉到了楼梯间吗</s>
<time>218_00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,200</time>
<s>就看到后面他的弟弟</s>
<time>219_00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,400</time>
<s>鸣鸣决决的带了一群人</s>
<time>220_00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,000</time>
<s>到处找他</s>
<time>221_00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,400</time>
<s>那为什么要把销售给拉住呢</s>
<time>222_00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,000</time>
<s>他自己跑了不就行了吗</s>
<time>223_00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800</time>
<s>反正总而言之就是</s>
<time>224_00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,600</time>
<s>销售撞上了被下了钥的总裁</s>
<time>225_00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,000</time>
<s>然后</s>
<time>226_00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,200</time>
<s>哎呀我送你回你的房间</s>
<time>227_00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400</time>
<s>哎呀白捡的不要白不要</s>
<time>228_00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,000</time>
<s>哎呀你房间在几零几</s>
<time>229_00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,200</time>
<s>就进了总裁的套房里</s>
<time>230_00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,400</time>
<s>本来销售是准备走的</s>
<time>231_00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,600</time>
<s>但是总裁太重了</s>
<time>232_00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,200</time>
<s>往船上一放</s>
<time>233_00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,000</time>
<s>哎呀把我也放倒到船上</s>
<time>234_00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,200</time>
<s>而且还一不小心呢</s>
<time>235_00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,400</time>
<s>总裁就鸭在我的身上</s>
<time>236_00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,800</time>
<s>我们俩四目相对</s>
<time>237_00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,200</time>
<s>前两次见到总裁都是那种</s>
<time>238_00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,000</time>
<s>忍忍漠漠的</s>
<time>239_00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:06,800</time>
<s>毫无表情的</s>
<time>240_00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:07,800</time>
<s>这次他被下了钥嘛</s>
<time>241_00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,600</time>
<s>眼睛通红</s>
<time>242_00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,400</time>
<s>呼吸急促</s>
<time>243_00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,400</time>
<s>就町着销售</s>
<time>244_00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,600</time>
<s>这个销售就晃神了嘛</s>
<time>245_00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,200</time>
<s>销售不会觉得说</s>
<time>246_00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,000</time>
<s>你人设崩了我要脱粉</s>
<time>247_00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:16,600</time>
<s>没有销售觉得他这样好性感</s>
<time>248_00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:17,800</time>
<s>没有销售觉得他这样好性感</s>
<time>249_00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,800</time>
<s>他就町着总裁楞神多看了两秒</s>
<time>250_00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:20,400</time>
<s>总裁就问他</s>
<time>251_00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,200</time>
<s>销售不甘示弱呀</s>
<time>252_00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,400</time>
<s>啊我的脸很热闹吗</s>
<time>253_00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,400</time>
<s>霸道总裁不爽啊</s>
<time>254_00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:28,400</time>
<s>销售说</s>
<time>255_00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:30,800</time>
<s>嘴欠嘛</s>
<time>256_00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:31,600</time>
<s>非要抬杠</s>
<time>257_00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,800</time>
<s>没呀我没看够啊</s>
<time>258_00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,800</time>
<s>然后这个时候的销售就突然脑子抽筋了</s>
<time>259_00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:35,600</time>
<s>还是被驴踢了</s>
<time>260_00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:36,400</time>
<s>就讲了句话说</s>
<time>261_00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,200</time>
<s>我还想看一看</s>
<time>262_00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,400</time>
<s>你是不是真的喜欢男人</s>
<time>263_00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,400</time>
<s>就挑嘛</s>
<time>264_00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,000</time>
<s>哇总裁这能忍</s>
<time>265_00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,800</time>
<s>然后就把人</s>
<time>266_00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,200</time>
<s>圈圈叉叉</s>
<time>267_00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,600</time>
<s>到天亮</s>
<time>268_00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,800</time>
<s>这个总裁这么容易被激将法的吗</s>
<time>269_00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000</time>
<s>下了钥嘛</s>
<time>270_00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:55,200</time>
<s>就是销售那句话突然就戳到自包的醒脾了</s>
<time>271_00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,400</time>
<s>就是销售那句话突然就戳到自己的醒牌了</s>
<time>272_00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,800</time>
<s>就可能打开了他的某种开关</s>
<time>273_00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,200</time>
<s>尤其是他看到销售那种</s>
<time>274_00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,000</time>
<s>很想挑</s>
<time>275_00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,000</time>
<s>但是有一点点害怕</s>
<time>276_00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,200</time>
<s>有一点点退缩的那个样子</s>
<time>277_00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,800</time>
<s>他就觉得我一定要把你扒出来</s>
<time>278_00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:05,600</time>
<s>反正就这样</s>
<time>279_00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,600</time>
<s>一夜云雨之后</s>
<time>280_00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,000</time>
<s>总裁第二天早上醒过来</s>
<time>281_00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,000</time>
<s>穿上酷字就走了</s>
<time>282_00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:09,800</time>
<s>留了张名片</s>
<time>283_00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000</time>
<s>他不应该留点钱嘛</s>
<time>284_00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,200</time>
<s>在他的心里你就是个</s>
<time>285_00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,400</time>
<s>找人要钱的货色</s>
<time>286_00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:13,800</time>
<s>我留名片</s>
<time>287_00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000</time>
<s>就是让他找我要钱啊</s>
<time>288_00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,600</time>
<s>这个价钱要谈好了才行啊</s>
<time>289_00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,200</time>
<s>不然的话我随便放了点钱</s>
<time>290_00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,000</time>
<s>你又跟上一次要那个人一样</s>
<time>291_00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,200</time>
<s>跑到公共场合来讨价还价</s>
<time>292_00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,200</time>
<s>多难看啊</s>
<time>293_00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,400</time>
<s>还不如直接给你个机会</s>
<time>294_00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,800</time>
<s>要多少钱你说了算</s>
<time>295_00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:26,600</time>
<s>大方</s>
<time>296_00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,400</time>
<s>跟那种油腻的张总小瘾三一点都不一样哦</s>
<time>297_00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,000</time>
<s>销售醒来看到这张名片的时候</s>
<time>298_00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:31,800</time>
<s>也是这种想法</s>
<time>299_00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,200</time>
<s>原来不是所有人都会穿上酷字不认人误</s>
<time>300_00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,400</time>
<s>他还给我留了个名片误</s>
<time>301_00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,000</time>
<s>于是当即呢就拿着这个名片</s>
<time>302_00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,000</time>
<s>用着用了一晚上</s>
<time>303_00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,000</time>
<s>给这个总裁打电话</s>
<time>304_00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,600</time>
<s>这个总裁立马就接了误</s>
<time>305_00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,800</time>
<s>销售其实不是为了要钱</s>
<time>306_00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000</time>
<s>就是想调戏一下总裁</s>
<time>307_00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,200</time>
<s>哟总裁啊</s>
<time>308_00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:45,600</time>
<s>你这是</s>
<time>309_00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:46,400</time>
<s>饿了多久啊</s>
<time>310_00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:46,800</time>
<s>咋天晚上</s>
<time>311_00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,800</time>
<s>那么狠</s>
<time>312_00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,600</time>
<s>但是总裁无动于裹</s>
<time>313_00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,800</time>
<s>只是冷冷地来了一句</s>
<time>314_00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,600</time>
<s>销售能听这种话</s>
<time>315_00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,400</time>
<s>当然不能听啊</s>
<time>316_00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:54,800</time>
<s>千什么</s>
<time>317_00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:55,800</time>
<s>你把老子当嘎嘎啊</s>
<time>318_00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,000</time>
<s>你以为有钱就能飘到我吗</s>
<time>319_00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:57,600</time>
<s>再说了</s>
<time>320_00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,800</time>
<s>还不知道昨天谁瓢谁呢</s>
<time>321_00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,600</time>
<s>于是向来输人不输阵的销售啊</s>
<time>322_00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,200</time>
<s>就来了一句</s>
<time>323_00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,200</time>
<s>不过是一场意外而已啦</s>
<time>324_00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,400</time>
<s>总裁不用放在心上</s>
<time>325_00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,800</time>
<s>然后总裁把他的话当屁话</s>
<time>326_00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,600</time>
<s>继续冷酷地说</s>
<time>327_00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,000</time>
<s>那等你想好了再给我打电话吧</s>
<time>328_00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,200</time>
<s>把电话挂了</s>
<time>329_00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,000</time>
<s>销售气死了</s>
<time>330_00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,400</time>
<s>我真的只是想调戏你</s>
<time>331_00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,000</time>
<s>你真的以为我只是想要钱吗</s>
<time>332_00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,800</time>
<s>他就生气地把名片扔到了垃圾桶里面</s>
<time>333_00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:17,800</time>
<s>可是好巧不巧的啊</s>
<time>334_00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,800</time>
<s>没过几天</s>
<time>335_00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:19,800</time>
<s>他的那个室友啊</s>
<time>336_00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,200</time>
<s>急需一笔三十万的手术费</s>
<time>337_00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,000</time>
<s>说来也愧</s>
<time>338_00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,000</time>
<s>他们嘛在外面摸爬滚打这么久</s>
<time>339_00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,400</time>
<s>也没个十几二十万</s>
<time>340_00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,800</time>
<s>哎呀自己最要好的朋友缺钱救命啊</s>
<time>341_00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000</time>
<s>我找不到人帮忙啊</s>
<time>342_00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,800</time>
<s>他翻着手机通讯录翻啊翻</s>
<time>343_00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,400</time>
<s>于是他纠结了一番之后啊</s>
<time>344_00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,400</time>
<s>就联系上了总裁</s>
<time>345_00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,200</time>
<s>总裁一点都不意外</s>
<time>346_00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,200</time>
<s>等你好久了</s>
<time>347_00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,600</time>
<s>终于给我打电话了</s>
<time>348_00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,800</time>
<s>总裁没有这么多戏</s>
<time>349_00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000</time>
<s>总裁只是很淡定地问</s>
<time>350_00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:46,400</time>
<s>要多少</s>
<time>351_00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,400</time>
<s>然后销售就说</s>
<time>352_00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,200</time>
<s>三...·三十万</s>
<time>353_00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,000</time>
<s>你放心我给你打借条</s>
<time>354_00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:49,800</time>
<s>就当我借你的</s>
<time>355_00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:50,600</time>
<s>总裁不置可否</s>
<time>356_00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,000</time>
<s>当场就转了三十万过去</s>
<time>357_00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:52,800</time>
<s>他继续问销售</s>
<time>358_00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,600</time>
<s>还有什么要的吗</s>
<time>359_00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,000</time>
<s>就想一次性说清楚嘛</s>
<time>360_00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,200</time>
<s>然后销售又有一点被激到了</s>
<time>361_00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,400</time>
<s>我说了这是我借你的te</s>
<time>362_00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,400</time>
<s>给我自己留点点最后的尊严体面</s>
<time>363_00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,600</time>
<s>就当我不是被瓢的te</s>
<time>364_00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,600</time>
<s>结果你还问我要什么o</s>
<time>365_00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,200</time>
<s>这怎么行</s>
<time>366_00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,000</time>
<s>他想了想说</s>
<time>367_00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,000</time>
<s>那我</s>
<time>368_00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:06,600</time>
<s>想要</s>
<time>369_00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,200</time>
<s>你们公司最近投资的一部电影</s>
<time>370_00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,400</time>
<s>里面的一个角色</s>
<time>371_00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,000</time>
<s>他还挺精明的嘛</s>
<time>372_00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,600</time>
<s>其实他纠结了很久很久的</s>
<time>373_00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,000</time>
<s>混不出头嘛</s>
<time>374_00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,800</time>
<s>前段时间为了给那个室友找回公道</s>
<time>375_00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:17,600</time>
<s>得罪了张总</s>
<time>376_00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,000</time>
<s>ei那个张总到处习难他</s>
<time>377_00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,400</time>
<s>导致他没有戏可拍</s>
<time>378_00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,800</time>
<s>他最近又刚好面试了那部戏</s>
<time>379_00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,400</time>
<s>特别喜欢里面的那个男三角色</s>
<time>380_00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,000</time>
<s>可是他又担心自已拿不下这个角色</s>
<time>381_00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:25,600</time>
<s>所以正好</s>
<time>382_00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,000</time>
<s>总裁室这部戏的投资人lte</s>
<time>383_00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,400</time>
<s>他纠结了好久你知道吗t</s>
<time>384_00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,000</time>
<s>i当然是前途比较重要te</s>
<time>385_00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:32,800</time>
<s>总裁同意了</s>
<time>386_00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,600</time>
<s>因为总裁干预了选角的事情</s>
<time>387_00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,200</time>
<s>圈子里面就有了那么点风声</s>
<time>388_00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,400</time>
<s>总裁对这个名不见经传的小演员</s>
<time>389_00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,400</time>
<s>好像很不一样哦</s>
<time>390_00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,200</time>
<s>然后总裁听到了这些风言风语</s>
<time>391_00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,000</time>
<s>也没管</s>
<time>392_00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,000</time>
<s>也没澄清</s>
<time>393_00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,800</time>
<s>就放任这些留言继续飘啊飘</s>
<time>394_00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,800</time>
<s>飘啊飘</s>
<time>395_00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:47,200</time>
<s>为什么</s>
<time>396_00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,400</time>
<s>因为他最近刚刚好</s>
<time>397_00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,400</time>
<s>正在一个跟后妈抢股份</s>
<time>398_00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,800</time>
<s>抢项目的重要节点</s>
<time>399_00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,400</time>
<s>他正好需要这么一个挡箭牌</s>
<time>400_00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,400</time>
<s>来防止他们给自己塞人嘛</s>
<time>401_00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:54,800</time>
<s>前点来防止他们给自己塞人嘛</s>
<time>402_00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000</time>
<s>所以就顺水推舟</s>
<time>403_00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:56,800</time>
<s>不仅给他资源</s>
<time>404_00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,800</time>
<s>那销售就没有觉得</s>
<time>405_00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,200</time>
<s>事出反常必有妖吗</s>
<time>406_00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,000</time>
<s>他察觉到了呀</s>
<time>407_00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,200</time>
<s>但是销售因为他的探班</s>
<time>408_00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,800</time>
<s>因为他的这些风言风语</s>
<time>409_00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000</time>
<s>获得了一些便利</s>
<time>410_00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,400</time>
<s>他也明白了总裁的目的</s>
<time>411_00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,200</time>
<s>可能就是为了拿自己当挡箭牌</s>
<time>412_00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,000</time>
<s>他借了我三十万</s>
<time>413_00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200</time>
<s>怎么着也算是我的恩人</s>
<time>414_00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,200</time>
<s>被利用一下也无妨啦</s>
<time>415_00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,200</time>
<s>直到后来他们是怎么产生的交集啊</s>
<time>416_00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,600</time>
<s>是因为有一次销售有一个饭局</s>
<time>417_00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,600</time>
<s>又在那个娱乐场所</s>
<time>418_00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,400</time>
<s>撞上了张总</s>
<time>419_00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,600</time>
<s>张总看不爽他呀</s>
<time>420_00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,800</time>
<s>fa两个人产生了一点口角之后</s>
<time>421_00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,400</time>
<s>正好隔壁哦</s>
<time>422_00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,600</time>
<s>有一个总裁的朋友</s>
<time>423_00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,000</time>
<s>哎呀你家小庆仁被欺负了耶</s>
<time>424_00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:23,400</time>
<s>咖点仕么m哎呀你家小庆仁被欺负了耶+S</s>
<time>425_00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,400</time>
<s>咖占仕么mHL哎呀你家小庆仁被欺负了耶</s>
<time>426_00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,200</time>
<s>你还不赶快过来救一救啊</s>
<time>427_00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,600</time>
<s>然后总裁也不知道出于什么目的</s>
<time>428_00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,000</time>
<s>就匆忙忙赶到现场</s>
<time>429_00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,000</time>
<s>LS他就看到销售把那个张总按在地上打</s>
<time>430_00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,200</time>
<s>占仕么打到连他亲妈都不认识的那种状悉</s>
