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<s>嗨大家好</s>
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<s>我们这里是聊点什么叭</s>
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<s>我是杨老二</s>
<time>10_00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:26,600</time>
<s>我是张老三</s>
<time>11_00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,800</time>
<s>我最近看了本非常神奇的小说</s>
<time>12_00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000</time>
<s>所以我迫不及待地想分享给你们</s>
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<s>我刚开始看它简介的时候</s>
<time>14_00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,200</time>
<s>我觉得可带感了</s>
<time>15_00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,400</time>
<s>讲得是一个海盗</s>
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<s>打劫了位少爷</s>
<time>17_00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,000</time>
<s>把他携回去当压寨夫人</s>
<time>18_00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,400</time>
<s>结果最后他被反鸭了的故事</s>
<time>19_00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,600</time>
<s>但是结果没想到我看到结局我才发现</s>
<time>20_00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,800</time>
<s>我大意了</s>
<time>21_00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,800</time>
<s>它完美的规避了我所有的预判</s>
<time>22_00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,200</time>
<s>剧情几度反转让人防不胜防</s>
<time>23_00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,200</time>
<s>这本小说名叫</s>
<time>24_00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,600</time>
<s>听名字还挺强强的嘛</s>
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<s>确实是双强强相爱相杀</s>
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<s>作者大圆子首发JJ全文31万字已完结</s>
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<s>这个故事发生在一个西方现代魔幻世界里</s>
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<s>有这么一个人</s>
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<s>2</s>
<s>他是百年难得一遇的天才大魔导师</s>
<time>30_00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:07,400</time>
<s>非常的流批</s>
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<s>流批到什么程度呢</s>
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<s>就是随便发出一个禁咒</s>
<time>33_00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,400</time>
<s>那个威力等级不低于核武器</s>
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<s>咔！</s><s>一个地方毁了</s>
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<s>-</s>
<s>咔！</s><s>一座山没了</s>
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<s>咔咔咔！</s>
<time>37_00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,400</time>
<s>而且他的社会地位也非常的高啊</s>
<time>38_00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,400</time>
<s>公爵权势滔天富贵逼人</s>
<time>39_00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,600</time>
<s>这个人我们可以叫他天才少爷</s>
<time>40_00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,200</time>
<s>他高傲</s>
<time>41_00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,000</time>
<s>他自负</s>
<time>42_00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:27,600</time>
<s>他冷酷</s>
<time>43_00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,400</time>
<s>他无情</s>
<time>44_00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,600</time>
<s>他腹黑他抖艾斯</s>
<time>45_00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,400</time>
<s>可是天才也会有失手的时候</s>
<time>46_00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,800</time>
<s>有一次修炼他一不小心走火入魔</s>
<time>47_00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:35,800</time>
<s>魔法全部消失了</s>
<time>48_00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,800</time>
<s>咔晕过去了</s>
<time>49_00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,600</time>
<s>我还以为他走火入魔一个响指把自己炸死了</s>
<time>50_00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:40,800</time>
<s>好巧不巧的</s>
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<s>被路过打劫的海盗给看上了</s>
<time>52_00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,600</time>
<s>抗回家做压寨夫人</s>
<time>53_00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,800</time>
<s>这个海盗是个从小混迹在海洋上的海盗头子</s>
<time>54_00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000</time>
<s>臭名昭著就天天打劫这个打劫那个</s>
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<s>是全球通缉的要犯</s>
<time>56_00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,200</time>
<s>他肌肉发达</s>
<time>57_00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:54,200</time>
<s>身材魁梧</s>
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<s>腿毛浓密</s>
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<s>我不想看这本小说啦</s>
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<s>可以了</s>
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<s>肌肉魁梧就算了</s>
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<s>他怎么可以长腿毛</s>
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<s>没有这是我瞎编的</s>
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<s>夸张了夸张了</s>
<time>65_00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,800</time>
<s>其实对方只是个充满了阳刚之气的硬汉而已啦</s>
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<s>咱们的硬汉也有柔情的一面</s>
<time>67_00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:07,600</time>
<s>他善良</s>
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<s>他正义</s>
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<s>他有情</s>
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<s>他有义</s>
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<s>最重要的是他绅士</s>
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<s>没想到吧他是个绅士</s>
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<s>-&년</s>
<s>他是个绅士怎么就把别人随便昏睡在地上的美男子</s>
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<s>큰</s>
<s>抢回去做压寨夫人了呢</s>
<time>75_00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,000</time>
<s>我抢东西抢习惯了嘛</s>
<time>76_00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,600</time>
<s>跟绅士有什么关系</s>
<time>77_00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,400</time>
<s>那可是个大活人啊</s>
<time>78_00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,800</time>
<s>你别说我真的对他很好的</s>
<time>79_00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,800</time>
<s>他要喝可乐我不给他喝水的</s>
<time>80_00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,800</time>
<s>他要看CA我不给他看言情的</s>
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<s>被关起来的少爷其实一开始很生气</s>
<time>82_00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,400</time>
<s>我是个核武器啊</s>
<time>83_00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,400</time>
<s>你这么对我你不想活啦</s>
<time>84_00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,000</time>
<s>可是你再生气有什么用呢</s>
<time>85_00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,800</time>
<s>你就是案板上的肉任人宰割</s>
<time>86_00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:43,600</time>
<s>于是没有办法</s>
<time>87_00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,200</time>
<s>他只好收敛锋芒装成一个小白脸</s>
<time>88_00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,200</time>
<s>反正最多一个月</s>
<time>89_00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,800</time>
<s>我的魔法就会全部恢复</s>
<time>90_00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,400</time>
<s>到时候我一定要搞死他</s>
<time>91_00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,000</time>
<s>狗男人</s>
<time>92_00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,800</time>
<s>敢抢老子做压寨夫人</s>
<time>93_00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,200</time>
<s>这个海盗他是个菜鸟</s>
<time>94_00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:57,600</time>
<s>没有谈过恋爱</s>
<time>95_00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,000</time>
<s>连小文文都没怎么看过</s>
<time>96_00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,200</time>
<s>他也配做海盗</s>
<time>97_00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,600</time>
<s>人家是个纯洁的海盗嘛</s>
<time>98_00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:02,400</time>
<s>他就很纳闷啊</s>
<time>99_00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,600</time>
<s>我要怎么样才能讨少爷的欢心呢</s>
<time>100_00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,000</time>
<s>于是他就无师自通了一堆的擦汉技巧</s>
<time>101_00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,000</time>
<s>比如说冷酷地挑起对方的下巴</s>
<time>102_00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,400</time>
<s>狠狠地强吻上去</s>
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<s>我味</s>
<time>104_00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,000</time>
<s>强吻完之后伸出舌头舔一舔嘴皮</s>
<time>105_00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000</time>
<s>然后咋天的晚饭都吐出来了</s>
<time>106_00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,000</time>
<s>救命啊等我说完嘛</s>
<time>107_00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,200</time>
<s>他还有台词的</s>
<time>108_00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,600</time>
<s>你好甜啊</s>
<time>109_00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,400</time>
<s>让我控制不住的想要占有你</s>
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<s>小蜜糖</s>
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<s>啰</s>
<time>112_00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,600</time>
<s>然后小蜜糖本糖内心写娘</s>
<time>113_00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800</time>
<s>去你丫的蜜糖你家全家都是小蜜糖</s>
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<s>甜死你吗的</s>
<time>115_00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,000</time>
<s>踏马的一个海盗</s>
<time>116_00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,000</time>
<s>什么事情都不会干</s>
<time>117_00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,000</time>
<s>就知道亲劳资</s>
<time>118_00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,000</time>
<s>亲也就算了</s>
<time>119_00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,000</time>
<s>也不会伸舌头</s>
<time>120_00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,400</time>
<s>把劳资嘴唇都磨破了</s>
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<s>天天强迫人家跟你同床共枕</s>
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<s>*+**的事情都不敢干光说不练</s>
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<s>还</s>
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<s>还想当1滚</s>
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<s>孬种</s>
<time>126_00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:49,800</time>
<s>悠货</s>
<time>127_00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,200</time>
<s>不过话虽然是这么说</s>
<time>128_00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,600</time>
<s>但是也多亏了海盗没有对他霸王硬上弓</s>
<time>129_00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,400</time>
<s>我们这个少爷不可自拔地就陷进去了</s>
<time>130_00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,600</time>
<s>这个核武器这么感觉没什么见识的样子</s>
<time>131_00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,400</time>
<s>你不懂那个海盗好可爱哦</s>
<time>132_00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,000</time>
<s>小蜜糖</s>
<time>133_00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,800</time>
<s>但我们的少爷他是个傲娇</s>
<time>134_00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,400</time>
<s>他自己一点都没有意识到自己心动了</s>
<time>135_00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,000</time>
<s>就比如说海盗有一次逼他喊自己老狗</s>
<time>136_00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,800</time>
<s>这个少爷就耿耿于怀心里面就记恨上了</s>
<time>137_00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,200</time>
<s>他非要反逼海盗喊自己一一好老狗</s>
<time>138_00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,000</time>
<s>然后他的理由是什么</s>
<time>139_00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,400</time>
<s>让一个男人喊你老狗这是对他最大的差辱</s>
<time>140_00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,600</time>
<s>我只是为了羞辱他而已</s>
<time>141_00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,600</time>
<s>我没有别的意思</s>
<time>142_00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,800</time>
<s>至于我为什么这么开心呢</s>
<time>143_00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,200</time>
<s>因为我差辱到他了所以很开心啊</s>
<time>144_00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,800</time>
<s>你们两个也半斤八两啦</s>
<time>145_00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,000</time>
<s>而海盗对此是什么想法啊</s>
<time>146_00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,400</time>
<s>我兄弟跟我讲了</s>
<time>147_00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,800</time>
<s>少爷他属于被我抢过来的那方</s>
<time>148_00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,200</time>
<s>他站在弱势群体</s>
<time>149_00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,600</time>
<s>我适当的示弱他会开心</s>
<time>150_00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,800</time>
<s>所以我不介意喊他老狗</s>
<time>151_00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,600</time>
<s>反正老炮嘛是拿来疼的</s>
<time>152_00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,200</time>
<s>然后就喊老狗喊上瘾了</s>
<time>153_00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,000</time>
<s>这还能上瘾的么</s>
<time>154_00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,200</time>
<s>然后有一次海盗太高兴了就喝多了</s>
<time>155_00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,400</time>
<s>跟跟跑跑地就爬到了少爷的炕上</s>
<time>156_00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,800</time>
<s>然后就开始哼哼唧唧</s>
<time>157_00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000</time>
<s>要喝水水</s>
<time>158_00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,000</time>
<s>然后这个少爷说想得美</s>
<time>159_00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,000</time>
<s>这个海盗就说</s>
<time>160_00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,800</time>
<s>老狗我要喝水水</s>
<time>161_00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,800</time>
<s>喝个屁的水</s>
<time>162_00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,800</time>
<s>你找口井投井洗了算了</s>
<time>163_00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,400</time>
<s>少爷很乐在其中</s>
<time>164_00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,200</time>
<s>说你平时撩我也就算了</s>
<time>165_00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,800</time>
<s>你喝多了居然还这么跟我撒娇</s>
<time>166_00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,200</time>
<s>谁受得了</s>
<time>167_00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,600</time>
<s>于是他终于撕开了小白脸的外皮</s>
<time>168_00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,600</time>
<s>露出了他里面腹黑抖艾斯的属性</s>
<time>169_00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,600</time>
<s>你看这个男人他看起来那么的强壮</s>
<time>170_00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,800</time>
<s>可是却在我的身下化成了一滩蠢水</s>
<time>171_00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,600</time>
<s>化成了一滩墨水</s>
<time>172_00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,000</time>
<s>让我觉得我好想占有他</s>
<time>173_00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,800</time>
<s>啊我太享受这种凌驾一切之上的快乐啊</s>
<time>174_00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,200</time>
<s>你猜他千了件什么事情</s>
<time>175_00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,000</time>
<s>他拿手指沾了点水</s>
<time>176_00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,400</time>
<s>桶进了他的嘴巴里</s>
<time>177_00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,600</time>
<s>搅来搅去</s>
<time>178_00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,600</time>
<s>你不是要喝水嘛给你喝</s>
<time>179_00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,400</time>
<s>这桶的位置不太对吧</s>
<time>180_00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,600</time>
<s>然后海盗舔吧舔吧</s>
<time>181_00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,000</time>
<s>不够再来一点</s>
<time>182_00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,200</time>
<s>然后又再来一遍</s>
<time>183_00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,800</time>
<s>少爷的癖好好特别哦</s>
<time>184_00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,600</time>
<s>可能作者原本不是想...这张嘴的</s>
<time>185_00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,800</time>
<s>可能就是个意识流</s>
<time>186_00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,200</time>
<s>你们自己想象吧差不多就这个意思啦</s>
<time>187_00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,800</time>
<s>清醒以后这个海盗脑回路特别清奇</s>
<time>188_00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,200</time>
<s>啊我赤条条的他也赤条条的</s>
<time>189_00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,200</time>
<s>完蛋我咋天晚上把他给了</s>
<time>190_00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,000</time>
<s>哎呀我得负责呀</s>
<time>191_00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,600</time>
<s>就把人拉去了公证处结婚</s>
<time>192_00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,800</time>
<s>然后一边结婚这个少爷还在傲娇地想</s>
<time>193_00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,800</time>
<s>我是被逼的我不是自愿的</s>
<time>194_00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,800</time>
<s>以上的剧情我都觉得很甜很可爱</s>
<time>195_00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:11,800</time>
<s>我磕得很爽</s>
<time>196_00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,200</time>
<s>但是后面的剧情就开始魔幻起来了</s>
<time>197_00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,600</time>
<s>很快这个小少爷魔力就恢复了力量</s>
<time>198_00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,400</time>
<s>他就要开始反虐海盗了</s>
<time>199_00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,200</time>
<s>让你球禁我让你调戏我</s>
<time>200_00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,200</time>
<s>我要搞洗你</s>
<time>201_00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,400</time>
<s>他掏出了瓶毒药</s>
<time>202_00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,400</time>
<s>威胁海盗说</s>
<time>203_00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,000</time>
<s>要么呢你给我喝了它</s>
<time>204_00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,000</time>
<s>要么呢我把你们团灭了</s>
<time>205_00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:27,800</time>
<s>你选吧</s>
<time>206_00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,200</time>
<s>海盗就很惜逼啊</s>
<time>207_00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,200</time>
<s>什么原来小蜜糖</s>
<time>208_00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,400</time>
<s>是核武器</s>
<time>209_00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,600</time>
<s>让你乱捡东西</s>
<time>210_00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,200</time>
<s>不听老人言吃亏在眼前吧</s>
<time>211_00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,400</time>
<s>什么东西都乱捡</s>
<time>212_00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,000</time>
<s>虽然说我是把他抢过来的</s>
<time>213_00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,400</time>
<s>但是我对他这么好也是合法呼呼啦</s>
<time>214_00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,600</time>
<s>他怎么这么绝情</s>
<time>215_00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:42,800</time>
<s>居然要毒死我</s>
<time>216_00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000</time>
<s>果然啊抢来的东西终归不是属于自己的</s>
<time>217_00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,400</time>
<s>臣&</s>
<s>然后为了兄弟嘛没办法</s>
<time>218_00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,400</time>
<s>臣&</s>
<s>他就把毒药拿了过来</s>
<time>219_00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,600</time>
<s>咔仰头就喝</s>
<time>220_00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,200</time>
<s>然后过了一段时间他发现自已没死</s>
<time>221_00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,000</time>
<s>但是呢</s>
<time>222_00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,000</time>
<s>他性变了</s>
<time>223_00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,000</time>
<s>什么！</s><s>！！</s><s>！</s>
<time>224_00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,000</time>
<s>他变成了个娘们</s>
<time>225_00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,600</time>
<s>什么！</s><s>！！</s>
<time>226_00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,200</time>
<s>他还不如毒死我呢</s>
<time>227_00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,000</time>
<s>这是个意外</s>
<time>228_00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:04,800</time>
<s>拿错了？</s>
<time>229_00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,600</time>
<s>他真的想毒死我</s>
<time>230_00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:08,800</time>
<s>不是</s>
<time>231_00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,200</time>
<s>这瓶药呢名叫爱语</s>
<time>232_00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,600</time>
<s>是专门用来测试情人之间忠诚度的</s>
<time>233_00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,000</time>
<s>如果说你爱我你喝了这个药之后是会越来越爱我</s>
<time>234_00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,200</time>
<s>甚至离不开我</s>
<time>235_00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,400</time>
<s>但如果说你不爱我</s>
<time>236_00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,800</time>
<s>你的力量会变得越来越弱</s>
<time>237_00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,600</time>
<s>然后慢慢地变成异性</s>
<time>238_00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,600</time>
<s>这是对渣男渣女的惩罚么</s>
<time>239_00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,000</time>
<s>小少爷对海盗对自己的爱非常非常的有信心</s>
<time>240_00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,000</time>
<s>他觉得不可能他这么爱我</s>
<time>241_00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,800</time>
<s>我只是要让他更爱我一点而已</s>
<time>242_00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:32,800</time>
<s>惩罚他一下嘛</s>
<time>243_00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,400</time>
<s>我没想到他会变娘们啊</s>
<time>244_00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,400</time>
<s>小海盗应该也没想到啊</s>
<time>245_00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,000</time>
<s>我以为我应该挺爱他的啊</s>
<time>246_00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,600</time>
<s>:</s>
<s>然后海盗为了解毒</s>
<time>247_00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,200</time>
<s>就隐姓埋名进入了魔法学校</s>
<time>248_00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,600</time>
<s>然后在里面一不小心哦</s>
<time>249_00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,400</time>
<s>成为了女神</s>
<time>250_00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,600</time>
<s>而我们的小少爷非常不巧的</s>
<time>251_00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,800</time>
<s>就是这所魔法学校里面的荣誉教授</s>
<time>252_00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,200</time>
<s>由此展开出一段不可言说的师生噗累</s>
<time>253_00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,200</time>
<s>这段师生噗累的整个过程啊</s>
<time>254_00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,800</time>
<s>就是海盗死活要离婚</s>
<time>255_00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,800</time>
<s>小少爷死活不肯</s>
<time>256_00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,200</time>
<s>小少爷心里面怎么想的啊</s>
<time>257_00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,000</time>
<s>不要以为我不知道</s>
<time>258_00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,800</time>
<s>你千里超超跑过来就是为了来找我的</s>
<time>259_00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,600</time>
<s>你还想跟我离婚？</s>
<time>260_00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,200</time>
<s>我知道你就是想以退为进</s>
<time>261_00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,600</time>
<s>你怎么可能说不爱我就不爱我了真的是</s>
<time>262_00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,400</time>
<s>这个男人</s>
<time>263_00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,600</time>
<s>他好自信哦</s>
<time>264_00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,600</time>
<s>反正后来就经历了一系列的误会</s>
<time>265_00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,200</time>
<s>离婚没离成给了解药完了之后恢复男儿身</s>
<time>266_00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,200</time>
<s>然后墙纸爱然后什么巴拉巴拉之后</s>
<time>267_00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,600</time>
<s>两个人和好了</s>
<time>268_00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,600</time>
<s>但是你们以为这就是结局了嘛</s>
<time>269_00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,200</time>
<s>并不是</s>
<time>270_00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,200</time>
<s>因为一个历史遗留问题</s>
<time>271_00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,200</time>
<s>他两去探险</s>
<time>272_00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,200</time>
<s>跨擦！</s><s>死了</s>
<time>273_00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,200</time>
<s>确切地说他两不是死了</s>
<time>274_00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,400</time>
<s>是肉身爆炸了</s>
<time>275_00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:35,600</time>
<s>怎么</s>
<time>276_00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,400</time>
<s>少爷不小心打了个响指嘛</s>
<time>277_00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,400</time>
<s>然后他们的灵魂归位了</s>
<time>278_00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,600</time>
<s>对！</s><s>他们其实是神仙</s>
<time>279_00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,400</time>
<s>下凡来历劫的</s>
<time>280_00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,800</time>
<s>这个套路怎么感觉又陌生又熟悉</s>
<time>281_00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,600</time>
<s>就很出人意料</s>
<time>282_00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,200</time>
<s>叉出人意料又士</s>
<time>283_00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,800</time>
<s>他们两是什么身份哦</s>
<time>284_00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,200</time>
<s>海盗是光明神的几子</s>
<time>285_00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,400</time>
<s>小少爷是黑暗神的儿子</s>
<time>286_00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,000</time>
<s>然后小少爷的妈是力量女神</s>
<time>287_00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:02,600</time>
<s>然后跟黑暗神离婚之后嫁给了光明神（口误）</s>
<time>288_00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,400</time>
<s>什么！</s><s>！</s>
<time>289_00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,400</time>
<s>对你没有听错</s>
<time>290_00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,200</time>
<s>他们两是异父异母的亲兄弟</s>
<time>291_00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,200</time>
<s>没想到吧</s>
<time>292_00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,000</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>因为这么复杂的家庭关系啊</s>
<time>293_00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,200</time>
<s>4모</s>
<s>而且一个天一个地嘛</s>
<time>294_00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,400</time>
<s>A&9</s>
<s>所以导致哥哥跟弟弟从来没有见过面</s>
<time>295_00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,800</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>但是因为这个哥哥太优秀了</s>
<time>296_00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,800</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>每个人提起都是说哥哥多么多么地优秀</s>
<time>297_00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>多么多么地流批</s>
<time>298_00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,200</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>你没用</s>
<time>299_00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,600</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>所以导致弟弟很讨厌哥哥</s>
<time>300_00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>于是少年期他就叛逆</s>
<time>301_00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,000</time>
<s>离家出走了</s>
<time>302_00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,400</time>
<s>5</s>
<s>跑到了黑暗神的地界</s>
<time>303_00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,200</time>
<s>문</s>
<s>隐姓埋名就想要靠自己走出一翻天地</s>
<time>304_00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,000</time>
<s>로</s>
<s>结果一不小心啊让他偶遇了一样隐姓埋名跑出来的哥哥</s>
<time>305_00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,400</time>
<s>这个剧情也是又熟悉又陌生呐</s>
<time>306_00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,800</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>他哥哥为什么跑出来呢</s>
<time>307_00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>是因为他什么都好</s>
<time>308_00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,000</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>但是于情爱方面不开窝</s>
<time>309_00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>他想不通什么是爱</s>
<time>310_00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,800</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>所以他想要出来找一个实验对象谈恋爱</s>
<time>311_00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后正好碰到他弟弟</s>
<time>312_00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,400</time>
<s>两个人一拍即和就在一起了</s>
<time>313_00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,600</time>
<s>其实这个哥哥早就知道他是自己弟弟</s>
<time>314_00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,600</time>
<s>但是他心里想得是什么</s>
<time>315_00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,000</time>
<s>弟弟嘛随便都可以有</s>
<time>316_00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,200</time>
<s>恋爱对象难找</s>
<time>317_00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000</time>
<s>:</s>
<s>大不了让我爸妈离婚就是了</s>
<time>318_00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,600</time>
<s>爸妈我想跟我弟弟谈恋爱你们离婚吧</s>
<time>319_00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,000</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>甜蜜了很长一段时间</s>
<time>320_00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后这个弟弟终于忍不住了</s>
<time>321_00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,200</time>
<s>我太爱他了我要跟他求婚</s>
<time>322_00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,600</time>
<s>볼</s>
<s>然后屁颠屁颠跑回家跟他爸说我要结婚</s>
<time>323_00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,000</time>
<s>臣로</s>
<s>他爸肯定不同意啊他就罚跑</s>
<time>324_00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,000</time>
<s>臣볼</s>
<s>耽误了些时间没有回到他哥哥身边</s>
<time>325_00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,000</time>
<s>臣본</s>
<s>他哥哥就误会了</s>
<time>326_00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,000</time>
<s>你去哪了</s>
<time>327_00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,000</time>
<s>A&</s>
<s>然后正好呢让哥哥知道了一些事情</s>
<time>328_00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,800</time>
<s>原来他的弟弟曾经很讨厌他</s>
<time>329_00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,200</time>
<s>볼</s>
<s>并且在外大放厥词说</s>
<time>330_00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,200</time>
<s>我要是碰到我那个哥哥</s>
<time>331_00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,400</time>
<s>他要是长得好看嘛</s>
<time>332_00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,000</time>
<s>我最多碎他一碎</s>
<time>333_00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,800</time>
<s>他要是难看我理都不会理他</s>
<time>334_00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,400</time>
<s>큰</s>
<s>这个弟弟三观不太正啊</s>
<time>335_00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,600</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后他哥哥就误会了呀</s>
<time>336_00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,000</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>以为弟弟靠近自己只是为了差辱自己</s>
<time>337_00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:29,800</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>他就很难受</s>
<time>338_00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,800</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>然后就在他弟弟屁颠屁颠拿着个婚戒回来准备求婚的时候</s>
<time>339_00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,800</time>
<s>把他给甩开了拒绝了他</s>
<time>340_00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,600</time>
<s>并且抹杀了的弟弟的记忆</s>
<time>341_00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,000</time>
<s>臣:</s>
<s>然后他弟弟就很纳闷啊</s>
<time>342_00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,800</time>
<s>我爱你啊你为什么要抹去我的记忆啊</s>
<time>343_00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,600</time>
<s>你原谅我啊我做错什么事情了</s>
<time>344_00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:48,600</time>
<s>:-</s>
<s>他的记忆都被抹掉了他怎么知道自己的记忆被抹掉了</s>
<time>345_00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,200</time>
<s>就正在抹得时候说的话呀</s>
<time>346_00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,800</time>
<s>你这个人真的是好杠哦</s>
<time>347_00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>他哥哥就来了句很扎心的话</s>
<time>348_00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,200</time>
<s>你的爱对我来讲是污</s>
<time>349_00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后他弟弟就含着泪晕了过去</s>
<time>350_00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,400</time>
<s>42</s>
<s>失去了记忆</s>
<time>351_00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,800</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>然后他们两个人就继续回到了之前互不相千的这种模式</s>
<time>352_00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,400</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>然后有天力量女神过生日</s>
<time>353_00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,400</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>哥哥来探望</s>
<time>354_00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,800</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>哥哥又跟弟弟就撞上了</s>
<time>355_00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,800</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>弟弟的那帮朋友就打趣弟弟说</s>
<time>356_00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,200</time>
<s>哟你那个哥哥要回来了敢不敢打个赌咯</s>
<time>357_00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,800</time>
<s>明天你要是敢把你哥哥带到酒馆来让他吻你的话</s>
<time>358_00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:14,600</time>
<s>我就说你厉害</s>
<time>359_00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,400</time>
<s>보볼</s>
<s>就只是说我厉害嘛</s>
<time>360_00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,200</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>不是应该给我两百块钱嘛</s>
<time>361_00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,800</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>你一句厉害有什么用啊</s>
<time>362_00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,200</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后这个弟弟受不了刺激啊</s>
<time>363_00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:21,800</time>
<s>A로</s>
<s>就同意了</s>
<time>364_00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,200</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>跑去跟他的哥哥撒娇</s>
<time>365_00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,800</time>
<s>哦哥哥我们一起去喝酒啊</s>
<time>366_00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000</time>
<s>然后到了酒馆就哥哥你吻我啊</s>
<time>367_00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,200</time>
<s>你吻我一下</s>
<time>368_00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,400</time>
<s>문</s>
<s>然后他哥哥咔就吻了上去</s>
<time>369_00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,000</time>
<s>로</s>
<s>就是身体太诚实了</s>
<time>370_00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,400</time>
<s>로</s>
<s>我们曾经当了那么久的恋人</s>
<time>371_00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,600</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>怎么可能忍耐得住呢</s>
<time>372_00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:35,400</time>
<s>로</s>
<time>373_00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,400</time>
<s>5</s>
<s>然后亲完之后两个人就成了包友</s>
<time>374_00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,800</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后成了火包友之后呢</s>
<time>375_00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,800</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>没过一段时间这个哥哥得知了之前发生的真相</s>
<time>376_00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000</time>
<s>문</s>
<s>原来他真的是准备跟自己求婚</s>
<time>377_00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:44,600</time>
<s>로</s>
<s>是我误会了</s>
<time>378_00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,400</time>
<s>모</s>
<s>他就开始后悔后悔怎么办呢</s>
<time>379_00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,800</time>
<s>我要恢复他的记忆</s>
<time>380_00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,800</time>
<s>2-</s>
<s>你要不消除自己的记忆吧</s>
<time>381_00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,800</time>
<s>你多累啊</s>
<time>382_00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,800</time>
<s>知道太多对自己也不好啊</s>
<time>383_00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,200</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>他为什么要恢复弟弟的记忆呢</s>
<time>384_00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,800</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>是因为弟弟虽然把他当包友</s>
<time>385_00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,400</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>但是对他很生疏很客气</s>
<time>386_00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,400</time>
<s>就是那种我们只是交易关系啊</s>
<time>387_00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,200</time>
<s>出门了还是你玩你的我玩我的呀</s>
<time>388_00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,800</time>
<s>然后哥哥就觉得你对我这么绝情</s>
<time>389_00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,800</time>
<s>肯定是因为你不记得你爱过我</s>
<time>390_00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,200</time>
<s>只要你想起了你爱过我的话你肯定就不是这个样子了</s>
<time>391_00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,600</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>咔就把他的记忆恢复了</s>
<time>392_00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>恢复记忆之后啊弟弟就很伤心</s>
<time>393_00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,000</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>更绝望了</s>
<time>394_00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,200</time>
<s>你踏马把我当windows系统啊</s>
<time>395_00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,200</time>
<s>说删就删说恢复就恢复</s>
<time>396_00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,400</time>
<s>我不要面子的</s>
<time>397_00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,800</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后一个生气就跑到人间历劫去了</s>
<time>398_00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,200</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后他哥哥就跟下去了</s>
<time>399_00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,000</time>
<s>就跑到人间打劫去了</s>
<time>400_00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,600</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>就是这么个前因后果啦</s>
<time>401_00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,600</time>
<s>反正就是在天上的状态中恢复了所有的记忆</s>
<time>402_00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:28,000</time>
<s>소로</s>
<s>反正就是在天上的状态中恢复了所有的记忆</s>
<time>403_00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,200</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>两个人误会解除了甜甜蜜蜜在一起了</s>
<time>404_00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:32,800</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>但他们两个人好哦</s>
<time>405_00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,200</time>
<s>와&</s>
<s>就已经甜甜蜜蜜在一起了</s>
<time>406_00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,400</time>
<s>臣&</s>
<s>还没事跑到人间去</s>
<time>407_00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,000</time>
<s>打打劫啊炸炸山啊</s>
<time>408_00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:38,600</time>
<s>对</s>
<time>409_00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,000</time>
<s>打个响指啊</s>
<time>410_00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>更贱的是什么啊</s>
<time>411_00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,600</time>
<s>&</s>
<s>他们觉得这不够刺激</s>
<time>412_00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>然后哥哥跑去做海盗</s>
<time>413_00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>弟弟跑去做了少爷（还成了条人鱼）</s>
<time>414_00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800</time>
<s>cosplay嘛</s>
<time>415_00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,400</time>
<s>2</s>
<s>对啊好快乐</s>
<time>416_00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,800</time>
<s>-</s>
<s>好有很趣哦</s>
