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<s>哈喽大家好</s>
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<s>我是你们的妇女之友零志零</s>
<time>10_00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,000</time>
<s>咱们今天就是干嘛呀</s>
<time>11_00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,200</time>
<s>每月一次的一个崂嗑栏目</s>
<time>12_00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,400</time>
<s>我现在决定把这个崂嗑栏国发展成</s>
<time>13_00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,200</time>
<s>我的固定栏目除了固定以外</s>
<time>14_00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,400</time>
<s>之后还可以衍生一些</s>
<time>15_00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,800</time>
<s>比如说什么情感解答问题的一个栏目</s>
<time>16_00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:27,600</time>
<s>大家觉得怎么样</s>
<time>17_00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,200</time>
<s>觉得可以同意的扣个1好吗</s>
<time>18_00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,000</time>
<s>让我看到你们的1</s>
<time>19_00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,200</time>
<s>没有人扣有啦有啦会有人扣的</s>
<time>20_00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,200</time>
<s>上一次是烧烤</s>
<time>21_00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,000</time>
<s>今天点了一些广东的美食</s>
<time>22_00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,000</time>
<s>来回我的家乡</s>
<time>23_00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,600</time>
<s>好怀念广东的一个窝蛋牛肉饭</s>
<time>24_00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,400</time>
<s>耶斯莫拉</s>
<time>25_00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:44,600</time>
<s>我还点了凤爪</s>
<time>26_00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,200</time>
<s>然后肠粉一个凤爪一个拼盘</s>
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<s>然后一个汤</s>
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<s>下午还买了雪媚娘</s>
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<s>我们今天的嗑从一个什么开始呢</s>
<time>30_00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,200</time>
<s>从一个1开始</s>
<time>31_00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,000</time>
<s>从最近的相亲一个1哈哈哈</s>
<time>32_00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,800</time>
<s>我说那个相亲就是啥也不是</s>
<time>33_00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,400</time>
<s>就是我发视频的那个原始</s>
<time>34_00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,200</time>
<s>算是原始吧</s>
<time>35_00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:02,600</time>
<s>跟你说道</s>
<time>36_00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,800</time>
<s>他发的那个视频里面就是给大家介绍1嘛</s>
<time>37_00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,200</time>
<s>有一个还是我认识的</s>
<time>38_00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,000</time>
<s>我之前就是中秋吧</s>
<time>39_00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,200</time>
<s>回过一趟家还是什么节</s>
<time>40_00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,000</time>
<s>我不记得那个人在也是6站私信我</s>
<time>41_00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,200</time>
<s>然后说见一见</s>
<time>42_00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,400</time>
<s>然后来就是没有成</s>
<time>43_00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:14,600</time>
<s>长得挺高的挺瘦的</s>
<time>44_00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:15,400</time>
<s>也不是我喜欢的类型</s>
<time>45_00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,400</time>
<s>人家看不上你是吗</s>
<time>46_00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,600</time>
<s>不是不是哈哈哈</s>
<time>47_00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,400</time>
<s>你很下贱哈哈</s>
<time>48_00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000</time>
<s>就是挺不错但是就是因为他在广东</s>
<time>49_00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,600</time>
<s>而且他很巧的是跟我是同一个珠海的</s>
<time>50_00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,000</time>
<s>反正你最后都得嫁回广州啊不</s>
<time>51_00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,800</time>
<s>最近杭州y情就是还蛮严重的</s>
<time>52_00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,400</time>
<s>咱就说一个在家里就是</s>
<time>53_00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,600</time>
<s>完全不出门的一个大动作</s>
<time>54_00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,600</time>
<s>我跟你们说啊</s>
<time>55_00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:34,600</time>
<s>你们不是老是催我</s>
<time>56_00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,200</time>
<s>就是那个奇葩系列吗</s>
<time>57_00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,000</time>
<s>我真的很烦我真的不想更新</s>
<time>58_00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,000</time>
<s>但是我发现就是</s>
<time>59_00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,000</time>
<s>经常就是会有这样的一个素材给我</s>
<time>60_00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,600</time>
<s>我真的不是我故意去</s>
<time>61_00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,000</time>
<s>那个上面找素材的</s>
<time>62_00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,000</time>
<s>我最近遇到两个奇葩事</s>
<time>63_00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,400</time>
<s>我去那个下沙那个打麻将说到这个啊</s>
<time>64_00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,800</time>
<s>我最逅找到了我的新麻友辣辣pony</s>
<time>65_00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:52,800</time>
<s>梦幻联动</s>
<time>66_00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:53,800</time>
<s>反正很巧合吧</s>
<time>67_00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000</time>
<s>就是通过朋友认识的</s>
<time>68_00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:55,800</time>
<s>发现她也很爱打麻将</s>
<time>69_00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:56,600</time>
<s>我又可以找她</s>
<time>70_00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,000</time>
<s>然后言归正传那天去了下沙打麻将</s>
<time>71_00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,800</time>
<s>不是跟辣辣pony跟俩粉丝</s>
<time>72_00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:01,400</time>
<s>然后完事</s>
<time>73_00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,400</time>
<s>我想说下沙就是很多男大学生了吗</s>
<time>74_00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,400</time>
<s>我能错过这次机会</s>
<time>75_00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,800</time>
<s>你想想难得来下沙</s>
<time>76_00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,400</time>
<s>必须要就是把握自己的幸福</s>
<time>77_00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,600</time>
<s>我就刷了个小软件</s>
<time>78_00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,600</time>
<s>因为我搜索的那些都是1啊</s>
<time>79_00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,400</time>
<s>然后就我不看那些0的</s>
<time>80_00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,000</time>
<s>结果我就点进去一个人看</s>
<time>81_00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,400</time>
<s>然后结果他简介写的其实我是个0</s>
<time>82_00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,600</time>
<s>我这有什么必要哈哈哈</s>
<time>83_00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,000</time>
<s>就是他的那个资料写的是1</s>
<time>84_00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,400</time>
<s>然后但是他的个性签名写的</s>
<time>85_00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,400</time>
<s>其实我是个0</s>
<time>86_00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,400</time>
<s>给你一种就是局促的惊喜感</s>
<time>87_00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,200</time>
<s>就是我不懂</s>
<time>88_00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,600</time>
<s>我真的觉得现在的通心莲真的很</s>
<time>89_00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,200</time>
<s>诡计多端</s>
<time>90_00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,400</time>
<s>你真的是有被吓到</s>
<time>91_00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,400</time>
<s>哇汤真好喝</s>
<time>92_00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,000</time>
<s>因为1都会被1吸引吗不然你也去做1</s>
<time>93_00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,000</time>
<s>不是我现在我今天不是发视频吗</s>
<time>94_00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,200</time>
<s>他们说不如他说你找不到1</s>
<time>95_00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,000</time>
<s>要不是你试一下反向征婚</s>
<time>96_00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:40,800</time>
<s>说你自己是1</s>
<time>97_00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000</time>
<s>我不要万一就是弄巧成出</s>
<time>98_00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,200</time>
<s>吸引了成千上万的0</s>
<time>99_00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,600</time>
<s>你应该跟那个人一样</s>
<time>100_00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,800</time>
<s>就是是个1然后点进来原来我是个0</s>
<time>101_00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:50,800</time>
<s>一会儿我的标题写我是1</s>
<time>102_00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,600</time>
<s>然后结果拍视频第一幕</s>
<time>103_00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,400</time>
<s>其实我是个0还有一个刷到1个</s>
<time>104_00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,600</time>
<s>我觉得就资料还不错嘛</s>
<time>105_00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,400</time>
<s>1米78我给他发了3张照片嘛</s>
<time>106_00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,800</time>
<s>因为我就省略了嗨这个步骤</s>
<time>107_00:02:59,000 --> 00:02:59,600</time>
<s>我直接给他发照片</s>
<time>108_00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,000</time>
<s>然后他说我是发型师</s>
<time>109_00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,400</time>
<s>哈哈哈我真的我当下我真的很无语</s>
<time>110_00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,400</time>
<s>我麻将我不想打了</s>
<time>111_00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,000</time>
<s>我发了个问号想剪头发可以来找我</s>
<time>112_00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:06,600</time>
<s>对他说剪</s>
<time>113_00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,200</time>
<s>你以后剪头发可以来找我</s>
<time>114_00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,800</time>
<s>我啊哈哈哈啊</s>
<time>115_00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,800</time>
<s>我跟你说一个后续更好笑</s>
<time>116_00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,200</time>
<s>我把这个事发在了dy吗</s>
<time>117_00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,200</time>
<s>dy说那个人我认识</s>
<time>118_00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,600</time>
<s>他说他去找他做过头发</s>
<time>119_00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,800</time>
<s>他说他去找他做头发的时候</s>
<time>120_00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000</time>
<s>然后那个人就是做着做着</s>
<time>121_00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,400</time>
<s>突然对他上下其手</s>
<time>122_00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:20,800</time>
<s>哈哈哈哈</s>
<time>123_00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,200</time>
<s>要不然你也去试试</s>
<time>124_00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,400</time>
<s>不是然后我是想去试了也没有</s>
<time>125_00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,800</time>
<s>就是我有问他我说他长得帅吗</s>
<time>126_00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:28,600</time>
<s>他说不帅</s>
<time>127_00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,800</time>
<s>我觉得如果说帅巾的话</s>
<time>128_00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,800</time>
<s>他可能也不会跟我诉说这件事情</s>
<time>129_00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,600</time>
<s>闭嘴你也想剪头发是吧</s>
<time>130_00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,800</time>
<s>我上次在那个</s>
<time>131_00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,400</time>
<s>评论里面问大家想跟我聊什么</s>
<time>132_00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,600</time>
<s>就是其实我发现有很多问题</s>
<time>133_00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,200</time>
<s>你们想知道</s>
<time>134_00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,600</time>
<s>我发现我以前都有讲过</s>
<time>135_00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,200</time>
<s>所以我今天就没有挑出来跟你们说</s>
<time>136_00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,400</time>
<s>我记得有一个说什么</s>
<time>137_00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,600</time>
<s>就是如何发现自己是0</s>
<time>138_00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,800</time>
<s>我这个问题我讲过呀这需要发现吗</s>
<time>139_00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,600</time>
<s>答案就是我早就发现我自己是0</s>
<time>140_00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,000</time>
<s>但是大家没发现我是0</s>
<time>141_00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,400</time>
<s>所以我现在没有1</s>
<time>142_00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,400</time>
<s>我不知道这是怎么回事</s>
<time>143_00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,800</time>
<s>我想起一个呼声很高的</s>
<time>144_00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,200</time>
<s>就是大学如何规划自己</s>
<time>145_00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,400</time>
<s>我大学的规划就是没有规划</s>
<time>146_00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,600</time>
<s>我不知道你们想规划什么</s>
<time>147_00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:00,600</time>
<s>可能你们是那种</s>
<time>148_00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,400</time>
<s>就是很有自标那种人但我漏</s>
<time>149_00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,200</time>
<s>我不是我们讲讲我们分别大学</s>
<time>150_00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,400</time>
<s>在千什么我就不用说了</s>
<time>151_00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:05,800</time>
<s>大家也知道我</s>
<time>152_00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,600</time>
<s>众所周知我在跳舞</s>
<time>153_00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,800</time>
<s>我看到评论区就有些人说</s>
<time>154_00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,800</time>
<s>这大学很迷茫什么</s>
<time>155_00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,400</time>
<s>我觉得可能你们是压力太大</s>
<time>156_00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,000</time>
<s>或者说你们准备要考研</s>
<time>157_00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:12,800</time>
<s>或者说是干嘛干嘛</s>
<time>158_00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,000</time>
<s>但是我大学就是真的是有点过得比较随心所欲啊</s>
<time>159_00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,400</time>
<s>我这个不提倡了就是</s>
<time>160_00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,800</time>
<s>但是我大学就是发现一件事情</s>
<time>161_00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:19,600</time>
<s>就是要学习</s>
<time>162_00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,800</time>
<s>有时候的学习不只是课本上的啊</s>
<time>163_00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,200</time>
<s>就是比如说人际交往就做人道理</s>
<time>164_00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,800</time>
<s>或者说是谈吐技巧</s>
<time>165_00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:26,800</time>
<s>或者说是一些</s>
<time>166_00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,800</time>
<s>做事的一些方法学习这些</s>
<time>167_00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,200</time>
<s>而且我就不喜欢我的专业</s>
<time>168_00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,600</time>
<s>但是我大学就是其实说实话也没闲着</s>
<time>169_00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:33,600</time>
<s>只是可能</s>
<time>170_00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,400</time>
<s>就是也蛮闲的但是</s>
<time>171_00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,000</time>
<s>就是我在跳舞我在</s>
<time>172_00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:37,800</time>
<s>你知道我刚刚想说什么吗</s>
<time>173_00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,600</time>
<s>我不知道说句德语听听</s>
<time>174_00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,800</time>
<s>你看我的父母就觉得我在不务正业</s>
<time>175_00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:44,600</time>
<s>就觉得我在跳舞</s>
<time>176_00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,600</time>
<s>但是其实我就觉得</s>
<time>177_00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,600</time>
<s>我在做我自己喜欢的事情</s>
<time>178_00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,800</time>
<s>而且我在跟这些圈里人接触的时候</s>
<time>179_00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,200</time>
<s>会发现我学会了很多东西</s>
<time>180_00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,200</time>
<s>比如说是啊跟团队合作</s>
<time>181_00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,600</time>
<s>比如说是什么各种的</s>
<time>182_00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:54,600</time>
<s>就我觉得这种事</s>
<time>183_00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,600</time>
<s>起码我在课堂上面有学不来</s>
<time>184_00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,600</time>
<s>但是你要说我涉及了很多知识</s>
<time>185_00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000</time>
<s>层面上的东西好像也没有</s>
<time>186_00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,400</time>
<s>但这些做人道理我感觉是我以后会</s>
<time>187_00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:03,800</time>
<s>这是我感觉</s>
<time>188_00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,400</time>
<s>因为我觉得你们还是多加入社团的</s>
<time>189_00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,200</time>
<s>不要就是一听到你待在那个宿舍里面</s>
<time>190_00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,200</time>
<s>我觉得会有人会抑郁的</s>
<time>191_00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,600</time>
<s>除非你这种真的是很爱学习</s>
<time>192_00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,400</time>
<s>你有个很明确的目标证啊</s>
<time>193_00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,400</time>
<s>考研呐对的</s>
<time>194_00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,400</time>
<s>你要出淤泥而不染就是要学匀</s>
<time>195_00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,400</time>
<s>你的目棕就是要去达到一个什么样的高度</s>
<time>196_00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,600</time>
<s>而不是说我为了学习</s>
<time>197_00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,000</time>
<s>而学习</s>
<time>198_00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,800</time>
<s>有些人就是他觉得大学一定要学习</s>
<time>199_00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:20,800</time>
<s>然后但是他学完之后</s>
<time>200_00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:21,600</time>
<s>他还不知道要干嘛</s>
<time>201_00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,400</time>
<s>但是他不知道</s>
<time>202_00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,800</time>
<s>其实学了之后他要做些什么东西</s>
<time>203_00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:25,400</time>
<s>正是我觉得</s>
<time>204_00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,400</time>
<s>就是大家就还蛮迷茫的一个方向的</s>
<time>205_00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,800</time>
<s>还有一个就是一定要存钱</s>
<time>206_00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:29,800</time>
<s>但你现在也没有存钱啊</s>
<time>207_00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,800</time>
<s>所以我就是以自身经历就告诉大家嘛</s>
<time>208_00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000</time>
<s>反正不要超前消费</s>
<time>209_00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,200</time>
<s>就是能存一点是一点啦</s>
<time>210_00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,600</time>
<s>不然你出来以后就是</s>
<time>211_00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,000</time>
<s>你爸妈想让你做娜那件事情</s>
<time>212_00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,000</time>
<s>你不想去做的时候你就有一笔钱</s>
<time>213_00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,000</time>
<s>你可以暂时支持自己往另外一个方向走</s>
<time>214_00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:44,800</time>
<s>有一个我要说一下</s>
<time>215_00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,600</time>
<s>就是真的不要去d什么款</s>
<time>216_00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:47,400</time>
<s>我以前d过</s>
<time>217_00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,800</time>
<s>我也不是说d款了就是分期乐</s>
<time>218_00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,200</time>
<s>因为他利息很高</s>
<time>219_00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,400</time>
<s>就当时就是我为了完成自己</s>
<time>220_00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,200</time>
<s>想做的一些</s>
<time>221_00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,800</time>
<s>事情然后比如我当时就是</s>
<time>222_00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:56,800</time>
<s>想去上一个舞蹈课</s>
<time>223_00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,200</time>
<s>大概是1500块钱</s>
<time>224_00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:58,800</time>
<s>我记得很清楚</s>
<time>225_00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,600</time>
<s>那1500块钱我花了一年</s>
<time>226_00:06:01,801 --> 00:06:03,001</time>
<s>从那个年头开始划到年尾</s>
<time>227_00:06:03,201 --> 00:06:05,001</time>
<s>就下一年过年时候才有压岁钱去还它</s>
<time>228_00:06:05,201 --> 00:06:05,601</time>
<s>说到这种</s>
<time>229_00:06:05,801 --> 00:06:07,201</time>
<s>那想问一下大家的生活费有多少</s>
<time>230_00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,801</time>
<s>我想看一下而已弹幕上</s>
<time>231_00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,201</time>
<s>我以前的生活费是还蛮低的</s>
<time>232_00:06:10,401 --> 00:06:11,601</time>
<s>在男生里面1500</s>
<time>233_00:06:11,801 --> 00:06:12,801</time>
<s>大一就是1500吗</s>
<time>234_00:06:13,001 --> 00:06:13,801</time>
<s>我一直都是1500</s>
<time>235_00:06:14,001 --> 00:06:15,401</time>
<s>我大一刚进我妈给我1000</s>
<time>236_00:06:15,601 --> 00:06:16,801</time>
<s>然后过了一个学期以后</s>
<time>237_00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,401</time>
<s>我当时还没有觉得不够用</s>
<time>238_00:06:18,601 --> 00:06:21,201</time>
<s>回家以后是我舅问我妈说给我多少钱</s>
<time>239_00:06:21,401 --> 00:06:23,601</time>
<s>我说给1000我舅非常吃惊</s>
<time>240_00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:26,401</time>
<s>看着我妈在广州你给她1000块</s>
<time>241_00:06:26,601 --> 00:06:27,801</time>
<s>除了吃饭能干啥</s>
<time>242_00:06:28,001 --> 00:06:28,801</time>
<s>你知道最的是</s>
<time>243_00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:30,201</time>
<s>那个时候我们刚进学校吗</s>
<time>244_00:06:30,401 --> 00:06:32,001</time>
<s>父母跟着一起去的第一天是送我嘛</s>
<time>245_00:06:32,201 --> 00:06:34,201</time>
<s>我爸在那个食堂里问别人你给你</s>
<time>246_00:06:34,401 --> 00:06:35,201</time>
<s>那个孩子生活费多少</s>
<time>247_00:06:35,401 --> 00:06:36,601</time>
<s>他说800块钱够了</s>
<time>248_00:06:36,801 --> 00:06:38,601</time>
<s>然后我爸就觉得我给你1000块钱就够了</s>
<time>249_00:06:38,801 --> 00:06:40,001</time>
<s>我当时真的很震惊你知道吗</s>
<time>250_00:06:40,201 --> 00:06:41,201</time>
<s>其实真的有人是800块钱</s>
<time>251_00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,001</time>
<s>或者是500块钱</s>
<time>252_00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:43,201</time>
<s>就是他们生活费是挺低的</s>
<time>253_00:06:43,401 --> 00:06:44,001</time>
<s>就是我理解</s>
<time>254_00:06:44,201 --> 00:06:45,201</time>
<s>但是我就首先你为什么要跟</s>
<time>255_00:06:45,401 --> 00:06:46,401</time>
<s>就是别人比</s>
<time>256_00:06:46,801 --> 00:06:48,201</time>
<s>一个参考因为可能大家也不懂嘛</s>
<time>257_00:06:48,601 --> 00:06:50,201</time>
<s>然后其次就是我觉得要结合实际情况</s>
<time>258_00:06:50,401 --> 00:06:51,401</time>
<s>因为我当时我还蛮难过</s>
<time>259_00:06:51,601 --> 00:06:53,001</time>
<s>因为我说实话就大家看到这里</s>
<time>260_00:06:53,201 --> 00:06:54,601</time>
<s>可能有些就是大学生活费不太高</s>
<time>261_00:06:54,801 --> 00:06:57,001</time>
<s>就觉得好像我在怎么要求父母的</s>
<time>262_00:06:57,201 --> 00:06:57,401</time>
<s>其实没有</s>
<time>263_00:06:57,601 --> 00:06:58,401</time>
<s>因为我为什么会觉得</s>
<time>264_00:06:58,601 --> 00:06:59,801</time>
<s>就是我会有点不开心</s>
<time>265_00:07:00,001 --> 00:07:01,401</time>
<s>是因为我们家其实并不穷</s>
<time>266_00:07:01,601 --> 00:07:03,001</time>
<s>就是说如果我们家家境贫穷的话</s>
<time>267_00:07:03,201 --> 00:07:04,201</time>
<s>然后非要很多钱</s>
<time>268_00:07:04,401 --> 00:07:05,601</time>
<s>我从来没有问过我父母要钱</s>
<time>269_00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:06,801</time>
<s>就他给多少是多少那种</s>
<time>270_00:07:07,001 --> 00:07:07,801</time>
<s>每次我爸就除非说</s>
<time>271_00:07:08,001 --> 00:07:09,401</time>
<s>我真的是觉得那个数目很不合理</s>
<time>272_00:07:09,601 --> 00:07:10,201</time>
<s>我就跟他提意见</s>
<time>273_00:07:10,401 --> 00:07:11,601</time>
<s>就其实我觉得有些时候真的是</s>
<time>274_00:07:11,801 --> 00:07:13,001</time>
<s>学生来说还是蛮无奈的</s>
<time>275_00:07:13,201 --> 00:07:15,001</time>
<s>就如果你们能有那个空闲功夫的话</s>
<time>276_00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:17,001</time>
<s>在完成作业和学习</s>
<time>277_00:07:17,201 --> 00:07:18,201</time>
<s>以及你的这个</s>
<time>278_00:07:18,401 --> 00:07:19,801</time>
<s>生活之余可以去兼一下职</s>
<time>279_00:07:20,001 --> 00:07:21,201</time>
<s>我已经做过兼职</s>
<time>280_00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:22,801</time>
<s>在那个大哥哥茶餐厅啊</s>
<time>281_00:07:23,201 --> 00:07:24,001</time>
<s>我没去做5块钱</s>
<time>282_00:07:24,201 --> 00:07:26,001</time>
<s>然后去了那个什么饮料店里</s>
<time>283_00:07:26,201 --> 00:07:27,001</time>
<s>8块钱1个小时</s>
<time>284_00:07:27,401 --> 00:07:29,201</time>
<s>最后被他炒了鱿鱼哈哈哈</s>
<time>285_00:07:29,801 --> 00:07:30,801</time>
<s>我忘了为什么被他炒了</s>
<time>286_00:07:31,001 --> 00:07:32,201</time>
<s>虽然我每天都要偷喝奶茶</s>
<time>287_00:07:32,401 --> 00:07:33,401</time>
<s>难怪被炒没有</s>
<time>288_00:07:33,601 --> 00:07:34,601</time>
<s>他说可以随便喝</s>
<time>289_00:07:34,801 --> 00:07:36,201</time>
<s>但是我后面大概就自己跳舞</s>
<time>290_00:07:36,401 --> 00:07:37,801</time>
<s>也有赚钱过的还蛮滋润的</s>
<time>291_00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:38,601</time>
<s>那是后面的事情</s>
<time>292_00:07:38,801 --> 00:07:40,601</time>
<s>记得犬家好像还问我说大学有什么梦想</s>
<time>293_00:07:40,801 --> 00:07:43,201</time>
<s>我从以前小学到起码上大学吧</s>
<time>294_00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:45,001</time>
<s>我的梦想都是开家大卖部店</s>
<time>295_00:07:45,201 --> 00:07:46,201</time>
<s>做老板娘我开的是那种</s>
<time>296_00:07:46,401 --> 00:07:47,201</time>
<s>就是高级的那种啊</s>
<time>297_00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:48,601</time>
<s>就是进口零食那些啊</s>
<time>298_00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,201</time>
<s>没有说国产零食不好吃的意思啊</s>
<time>299_00:07:50,401 --> 00:07:52,401</time>
<s>就在那里等收钱然后我也不用干嘛干嘛</s>
<time>300_00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:53,601</time>
<s>我觉得这种感觉很爽</s>
<time>301_00:07:53,801 --> 00:07:54,801</time>
<s>我只想要收租</s>
<time>302_00:07:55,001 --> 00:07:56,601</time>
<s>哈哈哈前提你得有房子啊</s>
<time>303_00:07:56,801 --> 00:07:58,401</time>
<s>那你前提是要有钱开小卖部啊</s>
<time>304_00:07:58,601 --> 00:08:00,401</time>
<s>但是这个你有钱可以开吗可以创造</s>
<time>305_00:08:00,601 --> 00:08:01,401</time>
<s>但是我觉得就是</s>
<time>306_00:08:01,601 --> 00:08:02,801</time>
<s>我这个还是比较容易实现的</s>
<time>307_00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:03,601</time>
<s>那你少来</s>
<time>308_00:08:03,801 --> 00:08:04,401</time>
<s>因为收租的话</s>
<time>309_00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:05,601</time>
<s>前提是你自己先得有一套房</s>
<time>310_00:08:05,801 --> 00:08:07,401</time>
<s>我不听</s>
<time>311_00:08:07,601 --> 00:08:08,601</time>
<s>你还不如就是嫁一个老头</s>
<time>312_00:08:08,801 --> 00:08:10,401</time>
<s>算了现在多了一个找老头的人喽</s>
<time>313_00:08:10,601 --> 00:08:12,601</time>
<s>哈哈哈我多了一个竞争对手说一件</s>
<time>314_00:08:12,801 --> 00:08:14,801</time>
<s>咱们就是做过最后悔的一件事情</s>
<time>315_00:08:15,001 --> 00:08:15,401</time>
<s>我先说啊</s>
<time>316_00:08:15,601 --> 00:08:17,601</time>
<s>很小的时候受那个郭敬明的那种毒y</s>
<time>317_00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:18,601</time>
<s>文学很小</s>
<time>318_00:08:19,201 --> 00:08:20,801</time>
<s>看的那本小说叫悲伤逆流成河</s>
<time>319_00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:21,801</time>
<s>我也看过</s>
<time>320_00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,001</time>
<s>然后我跟你说怎么回事</s>
<time>321_00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:24,201</time>
<s>那时候他就写那种文</s>
<time>322_00:08:24,401 --> 00:08:24,601</time>
<s>文段嘛</s>
<time>323_00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:26,401</time>
<s>说什么什么就是那个易遥</s>
<time>324_00:08:26,601 --> 00:08:28,001</time>
<s>说她妈什么我就是货</s>
<time>325_00:08:28,201 --> 00:08:29,001</time>
<s>什么什么说这种话</s>
<time>326_00:08:29,201 --> 00:08:31,601</time>
<s>我觉得很酷然后你到处跟人家说不是</s>
<time>327_00:08:31,801 --> 00:08:34,601</time>
<s>我什么到处跟人家说我是货有病吧</s>
<time>328_00:08:34,801 --> 00:08:35,801</time>
<s>某一天早上我妈跟我</s>
<time>329_00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:37,201</time>
<s>就是骂我怎么怎么样</s>
<time>330_00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:38,801</time>
<s>我已经不记得具体忘了什么</s>
<time>331_00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:39,601</time>
<s>让我回了这句话</s>
<time>332_00:08:39,801 --> 00:08:40,801</time>
<s>我说我是货</s>
<time>333_00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:42,001</time>
<s>你就当没生过我吧</s>
<time>334_00:08:42,201 --> 00:08:42,601</time>
<s>就说这种话</s>
<time>335_00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:45,001</time>
<s>然后我很后悔我就是这么多年</s>
<time>336_00:08:45,201 --> 00:08:46,801</time>
<s>我想你这句话的时候我觉得我很后悔</s>
<time>337_00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:48,601</time>
<s>这可能是我唯一我觉得挺后悔的事情</s>
<time>338_00:08:48,801 --> 00:08:50,001</time>
<s>就你一直记到现在是吗</s>
<time>339_00:08:50,201 --> 00:08:51,201</time>
<s>有我真的一直记到现在</s>
<time>340_00:08:51,401 --> 00:08:52,201</time>
<s>我真的觉得蛮后悔的</s>
<time>341_00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:53,201</time>
<s>就是很幼稚</s>
<time>342_00:08:53,401 --> 00:08:54,601</time>
<s>但是我当时觉得还蛮酷的</s>
<time>343_00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:57,401</time>
<s>就是受那个毒y文学我还没有清醒过来</s>
<time>344_00:08:57,601 --> 00:08:59,201</time>
<s>他里面就是文笔下描绘</s>
<time>345_00:08:59,401 --> 00:09:00,801</time>
<s>那个那么炙热的那个青春</s>
<time>346_00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:02,401</time>
<s>好像我也应该这样经历</s>
<time>347_00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:03,401</time>
<s>后面的事我都不记得</s>
<time>348_00:09:03,601 --> 00:09:05,401</time>
<s>但是就是唯独这一幕记到现在</s>
<time>349_00:09:05,601 --> 00:09:06,401</time>
<s>我就觉得还蛮后悔的</s>
<time>350_00:09:06,601 --> 00:09:07,801</time>
<s>因为我觉得可能很多人对</s>
<time>351_00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:08,801</time>
<s>父母都有说过这</s>
<time>352_00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:10,801</time>
<s>类似诸如此类的话吧</s>
<time>353_00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:12,601</time>
<s>就是会觉得自己一气之下</s>
<time>354_00:09:12,801 --> 00:09:13,801</time>
<s>或者会觉得很装酷</s>
<time>355_00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:16,201</time>
<s>就说一些就是不太合时宜的话</s>
<time>356_00:09:16,401 --> 00:09:18,601</time>
<s>但是其实就是对父母来说是蛮伤心</s>
<time>357_00:09:18,801 --> 00:09:19,601</time>
<s>那倒没有我跟你讲</s>
<time>358_00:09:19,801 --> 00:09:21,801</time>
<s>我小时候就自己以为自己很酷</s>
<time>359_00:09:22,001 --> 00:09:23,801</time>
<s>然后一声不叽离家出走</s>
<time>360_00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:25,601</time>
<s>但是快晚饭的时候没有</s>
<time>361_00:09:25,801 --> 00:09:27,201</time>
<s>不是你听我讲很好笑</s>
<time>362_00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:28,601</time>
<s>就是我那时候自己</s>
<time>363_00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,201</time>
<s>自以为自己很酷</s>
<time>364_00:09:30,401 --> 00:09:32,601</time>
<s>离家出走就快吃晚饭的时候</s>
<time>365_00:09:32,801 --> 00:09:35,401</time>
<s>就我自己其实我离家当时也没有多远</s>
<time>366_00:09:35,601 --> 00:09:37,001</time>
<s>就站在家门口那块</s>
<time>367_00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,801</time>
<s>然后我妈不知道好像是出来倒垃圾还是怎么样</s>
<time>368_00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:42,001</time>
<s>看见我就拍了一下我的后背</s>
<time>369_00:09:42,201 --> 00:09:44,801</time>
<s>说回去吃饭我就回去了</s>
<time>370_00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:48,801</time>
<s>整场心理活动只有我</s>
<time>371_00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:51,401</time>
<s>你离家出走的过程真的很奇怪</s>
<time>372_00:09:51,601 --> 00:09:54,401</time>
<s>甚至还没有开始就结束</s>
<time>373_00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:56,401</time>
<s>你还在起点原地打转</s>
<time>374_00:09:56,601 --> 00:09:57,401</time>
<s>立地走</s>
<time>375_00:09:57,601 --> 00:10:00,201</time>
<s>就是我妈甚至都不知道我离家出走</s>
<time>376_00:10:00,401 --> 00:10:01,801</time>
<s>我以前不敢离家出走</s>
<time>377_00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,001</time>
<s>因为我知道我爸会打我</s>
<time>378_00:10:03,201 --> 00:10:04,001</time>
<s>我跟你说我爸是那种</s>
<time>379_00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:05,001</time>
<s>就如果你离家出走的话</s>
<time>380_00:10:05,201 --> 00:10:06,801</time>
<s>他可能会真的把我锁起来</s>
<time>381_00:10:07,801 --> 00:10:09,001</time>
<s>真的让我走的时候就是</s>
<time>382_00:10:09,201 --> 00:10:11,401</time>
<s>我爸以前就是沉迷那种qq游戏</s>
<time>383_00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:12,401</time>
<s>下军棋</s>
<time>384_00:10:12,601 --> 00:10:15,001</time>
<s>你爸好潮哦他以前打我号就是连连看</s>
<time>385_00:10:15,201 --> 00:10:16,801</time>
<s>打到好高阶层你知道吗</s>
<time>386_00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:17,601</time>
<s>就很高等级</s>
<time>387_00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:20,001</time>
<s>然后我同学看见都很羡慕我哈哈哈</s>
<time>388_00:10:20,401 --> 00:10:22,201</time>
<s>他以为是我自己打的但是后面他</s>
<time>389_00:10:22,401 --> 00:10:24,601</time>
<s>让我给他自己申请了一个账号</s>
<time>390_00:10:24,801 --> 00:10:27,001</time>
<s>我说爸你qq名称要叫什么</s>
<time>391_00:10:27,201 --> 00:10:28,601</time>
<s>他的时候非常坚定</s>
<time>392_00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:31,601</time>
<s>看着我说我要叫琴心浪子</s>
<time>393_00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:40,401</time>
<s>琴心浪子钢琴的琴琴心哇哦买噶</s>
<time>394_00:10:40,601 --> 00:10:43,201</time>
<s>我感觉哪个女人不迷糊啊哈哈哈哈</s>
<time>395_00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:44,401</time>
<s>我妈哈哈哈</s>
<time>396_00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:45,801</time>
<s>我妈也叫我给她</s>
<time>397_00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:47,401</time>
<s>现在申请了一个qq号</s>
<time>398_00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:50,201</time>
<s>我说妈你要叫什么我妈说她要叫雪儿</s>
<time>399_00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,401</time>
<s>哈哈哈哈哈哈</s>
<time>400_00:10:53,401 --> 00:10:54,601</time>
<s>哎呦后面我仔细琢磨</s>
<time>401_00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:57,201</time>
<s>这两个人能结婚也是有道理的</s>
<time>402_00:10:57,601 --> 00:10:59,401</time>
<s>真的蛮好笑的我爸也很好笑</s>
<time>403_00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:02,401</time>
<s>就是我拿任何东西过去给他签</s>
<time>404_00:11:02,801 --> 00:11:05,001</time>
<s>嗯他都不看是什么哎我好喜欢这种</s>
<time>405_00:11:05,201 --> 00:11:07,401</time>
<s>他就签对他就是我梦痫以求的家长</s>
<time>406_00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,001</time>
<s>我以前什么就是老师要求背书文</s>
<time>407_00:11:10,201 --> 00:11:12,401</time>
<s>或者我就说不想背或者我不会背</s>
<time>408_00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,201</time>
<s>我就直接拿过去给我爸签</s>
<time>409_00:11:14,401 --> 00:11:15,801</time>
<s>我爸就会问我签什么</s>
<time>410_00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:16,801</time>
<s>我说签己背</s>
<time>411_00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:17,801</time>
<s>然后签你的名字</s>
<time>412_00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:19,801</time>
<s>然后我爸就会签</s>
<time>413_00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:21,801</time>
<s>我爸就会认真查几十次</s>
<time>414_00:11:22,001 --> 00:11:24,401</time>
<s>我以前考那考不好的那种卷子</s>
<time>415_00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,801</time>
<s>也会拿给我爸签</s>
<time>416_00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:29,401</time>
<s>小孩子应该都会很喜欢这种家长的</s>
<time>417_00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,401</time>
<s>就是我爸那种才是就很负责任</s>
<time>418_00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:32,801</time>
<s>但是对小孩子不讨喜</s>
<time>419_00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:34,601</time>
<s>就是太认真了</s>
<time>420_00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:35,801</time>
<s>但是这样子也有</s>
<time>421_00:11:36,401 --> 00:11:38,001</time>
<s>浦西一直在抓着袋子</s>
<time>422_00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:39,001</time>
<s>我真的会打你哦</s>
<time>423_00:11:39,201 --> 00:11:40,801</time>
<s>你不要以为在镜头面前可以保护你</s>
<time>424_00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,401</time>
<s>但是这样也有点就是不太好</s>
<time>425_00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:45,601</time>
<s>因为我爸以前也没有怎么去过我家长会</s>
<time>426_00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:47,001</time>
<s>就一次去过我家长会</s>
<time>427_00:11:47,201 --> 00:11:49,401</time>
<s>是我上高中了那会爸我要开家长会</s>
