<time>1_00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,668</time>
<s>哈喽大家好</s>
<time>2_00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:05,005</time>
<s>一月一期一会的一个劳嗑视频</s>
<time>3_00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:06,048</time>
<s>免得你们催更啊</s>
<time>4_00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:06,882</time>
<s>我自己主动拍</s>
<time>5_00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,342</time>
<s>今天也没有点外卖</s>
<time>6_00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,053</time>
<s>因为我们等一下就是拍完了就睡觉</s>
<time>7_00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,138</time>
<s>这样子你良心不会痛吗</s>
<time>8_00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,224</time>
<s>哈哈哈他把我骗过来吃海底捞</s>
<time>9_00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,100</time>
<s>主要是我觉得海底捞没什么好吃的</s>
<time>10_00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,646</time>
<s>自从我染了这发色之后</s>
<time>11_00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:21,897</time>
<s>大家觉得我怎么样</s>
<time>12_00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,565</time>
<s>有没有变得洋气一些（不怎么样）</s>
<time>13_00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,234</time>
<s>今天我本来想邀请我室友一起</s>
<time>14_00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,693</time>
<s>刚刚最近G了一个双眼皮</s>
<time>15_00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:29,613</time>
<s>特别肿不适合出镜所以我就是</s>
<time>16_00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:30,656</time>
<s>也没有叫他</s>
<time>17_00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,158</time>
<s>下午我m了乐乐茶面包我们就浅吃一下吧</s>
<time>18_00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,078</time>
<s>我们今天的话题是什么呢</s>
<time>19_00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:37,538</time>
<s>今天不想聊男人</s>
<time>20_00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,206</time>
<s>虽然可能会情不自禁的聊到</s>
<time>21_00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,666</time>
<s>但我不太想聊他</s>
<time>22_00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,960</time>
<s>这一个月发生了特别多的事情</s>
<time>23_00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:43,794</time>
<s>我怎么不知道</s>
<time>24_00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,088</time>
<s>你不觉得就是整个世界都瞬息万变吗</s>
<time>25_00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:46,713</time>
<s>还好吧，</s>
<time>26_00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,799</time>
<s>我说的不只是我们身上的事情</s>
<time>27_00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,259</time>
<s>就是整个社会</s>
<time>28_00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,761</time>
<s>不知道大家最近打算去哪里玩</s>
<time>29_00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,889</time>
<s>在安全的情况下安全出游我要去广西</s>
<time>30_00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,140</time>
<s>知道为什么吗为什么</s>
<time>31_00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,392</time>
<s>因为男人可以这么说</s>
<time>32_00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,311</time>
<s>先卖一个关子今天不太适合讲这个故事</s>
<time>33_00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,980</time>
<s>但是日后可能会讲讲</s>
<time>34_00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,022</time>
<s>因为我觉得</s>
<time>35_00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,108</time>
<s>日后可能就是延缓通知的那个东西</s>
<time>36_00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:06,733</time>
<s>不是不是不是</s>
<time>37_00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,402</time>
<s>如果往好的方向走的话呢</s>
<time>38_00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,861</time>
<s>就是也会变成通知</s>
<time>39_00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,113</time>
<s>如果往坏的方向走呢</s>
<time>40_00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,573</time>
<s>他就是会是一个吐槽的</s>
<time>41_00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:12,990</time>
<s>一个素材</s>
<time>42_00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,449</time>
<s>拿捏不好的情况下</s>
<time>43_00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:15,701</time>
<s>我现在决定先不讲</s>
<time>44_00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,786</time>
<s>这个我m的是什么面包</s>
<time>45_00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:18,829</time>
<s>里面是玉米</s>
<time>46_00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,706</time>
<s>话说零老师最近真的很养生哎</s>
<time>47_00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,625</time>
<s>对因为我觉得就是年纪</s>
<time>48_00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,711</time>
<s>到那个份上会开始吃一些</s>
<time>49_00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:29,464</time>
<s>就是比如说补肾的或者说是一些什么养肝茶</s>
<time>50_00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,967</time>
<s>就是各种m什么决明子那种药材啊</s>
<time>51_00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:35,512</time>
<s>枸杞然后那种什么茯苓那种东西</s>
<time>52_00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:36,763</time>
<s>本来想说一天泡茶喝</s>
<time>53_00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,432</time>
<s>我有一天泡了所有食材</s>
<time>54_00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,891</time>
<s>我进去发现太难喝了</s>
<time>55_00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,351</time>
<s>我在xhs看到的好吗</s>
<time>56_00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,437</time>
<s>就是点赞就收藏2万多那种</s>
<time>57_00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,688</time>
<s>出现了以下八大症状</s>
<time>58_00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,565</time>
<s>你的肝就绝对有毛病</s>
<time>59_00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:47,816</time>
<s>然后我就点进去看嗯</s>
<time>60_00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:48,650</time>
<s>你不知道</s>
<time>61_00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,361</time>
<s>上网看病肯定都是癌症起步啊</s>
<time>62_00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,613</time>
<s>我都觉得应该养养肝</s>
<time>63_00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:53,864</time>
<s>我就去m这些东西回来</s>
<time>64_00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:54,489</time>
<s>然后我现在</s>
<time>65_00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,575</time>
<s>（还没有）真切的落实到这个实施计划之中</s>
<time>66_00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,243</time>
<s>你看嗑一月一崂</s>
<time>67_00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,911</time>
<s>每个月都在讲这些东西</s>
<time>68_00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,457</time>
<s>但是啊计划的实施行动还没有动起来</s>
<time>69_00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:04,708</time>
<s>这就是最好笑的</s>
<time>70_00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:05,751</time>
<s>说到实施</s>
<time>71_00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,419</time>
<s>我今天突然发现我已经58万粉了</s>
<time>72_00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,504</time>
<s>但是50万粉的视频还没有做</s>
<time>73_00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,467</time>
<s>怪我真的怪我本身是有点忙的状态</s>
<time>74_00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,761</time>
<s>怪他我跟大家说一个后续啊</s>
<time>75_00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,055</time>
<s>哈哈上次分手的那个把我拉黑了</s>
<time>76_00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,306</time>
<s>这常规操作啊</s>
<time>77_00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,766</time>
<s>你都拒绝人家了</s>
<time>78_00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,060</time>
<s>我今天就是再很想试问一下是不是</s>
<time>79_00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,728</time>
<s>可能星座之间是真的有不合吧</s>
<time>80_00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:25,979</time>
<s>那狮子座肯定是这样</s>
<time>81_00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,273</time>
<s>就是你拒绝了他还会觉得没面子</s>
<time>82_00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,776</time>
<s>这也算是拒绝吗就不能和他在一起啊</s>
<time>83_00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,278</time>
<s>好难伺候</s>
<time>84_00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,112</time>
<s>真的觉得</s>
<time>85_00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,823</time>
<s>我希望看到视频的你就是好好的吧行吧</s>
<time>86_00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,909</time>
<s>搞这里隔空喊话没办法</s>
<time>87_00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,994</time>
<s>因为我现在就真实是我喊不到话了</s>
<time>88_00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,245</time>
<s>还是希望他过得好了</s>
<time>89_00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:42,663</time>
<s>在这座</s>
<time>90_00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,539</time>
<s>诺大的城市里面能找到自己的一丝</s>
<time>91_00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:44,956</time>
<s>小温暖</s>
<time>92_00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,833</time>
<s>因为毕竟这座城市也挺艰难</s>
<time>93_00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,502</time>
<s>帮我拿个橘子过来我炫个橘子</s>
<time>94_00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,379</time>
<s>我说的一个就不一定是真的一个</s>
<time>95_00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,213</time>
<s>你先吃完吧</s>
<time>96_00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,881</time>
<s>好难伺候哦摩羯座</s>
<time>97_00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:53,507</time>
<s>我之前一直</s>
<time>98_00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:54,549</time>
<s>在直ber跟大家说</s>
<time>99_00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,218</time>
<s>我说我最近有时候状态不怎么样</s>
<time>100_00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,678</time>
<s>最近在心生嫉妒</s>
<time>101_00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:01,014</time>
<s>身边的人会嫉妒他们就是有恋爱对象</s>
<time>102_00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,100</time>
<s>比如说嫉他们很有q</s>
<time>103_00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,185</time>
<s>比如说嫉妒一些博主他们数据好</s>
<time>104_00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,270</time>
<s>比如说嫉谁谁最近比较红</s>
<time>105_00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,564</time>
<s>那你可以吗嫉妒我嫉妒我漂亮</s>
<time>106_00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:11,233</time>
<s>哈哈哈哈</s>
<time>107_00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,527</time>
<s>我没想到你能讲出这一番话</s>
<time>108_00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,404</time>
<s>看来你也是需要自卑一下</s>
<time>109_00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,489</time>
<s>我突然觉得有时候太自信也不是什么好事</s>
<time>110_00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,991</time>
<s>我发现大家就是非常多人都在emo</s>
<time>111_00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,911</time>
<s>我有一天晚上看完了很多私x</s>
<time>112_00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,039</time>
<s>然后我就真的是那种看了的百家事那种感觉</s>
<time>113_00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,499</time>
<s>很多人给我讲他们家的故事</s>
<time>114_00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,542</time>
<s>比如说有些就是</s>
<time>115_00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,836</time>
<s>我就觉得生活可能就是这样子</s>
<time>116_00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,087</time>
<s>有些人在就是</s>
<time>117_00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,964</time>
<s>追求他们就是不喜欢的自己的人</s>
<time>118_00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,215</time>
<s>有些人在那学习考研</s>
<time>119_00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,883</time>
<s>然后有些人在sh就痛苦煎熬</s>
<time>120_00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,760</time>
<s>有些人家里就是有什么事情</s>
<time>121_00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:39,594</time>
<s>都给跟我分享</s>
<time>122_00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,471</time>
<s>我就觉得大家都有难处</s>
<time>123_00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,305</time>
<s>也是在这里讲一句</s>
<time>124_00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,182</time>
<s>就大家真的不要觉得自己很特别</s>
<time>125_00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,851</time>
<s>我觉得人就是可能觉得惨的时候</s>
<time>126_00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:46,893</time>
<s>就觉得自己特别惨</s>
<time>127_00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,562</time>
<s>就觉得没有人能懂自己</s>
<time>128_00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:49,813</time>
<s>但其实真的不是这样的</s>
<time>129_00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,690</time>
<s>有可能别人在经历的是你</s>
<time>130_00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,150</time>
<s>根本想象不到的一些事情</s>
<time>131_00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,192</time>
<s>你也无法感同身受</s>
<time>132_00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,861</time>
<s>你不要觉得说别人好像没你惨</s>
<time>133_00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,320</time>
<s>人家表现出来肯定不会跟你说</s>
<time>134_00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,363</time>
<s>我好惨我好惨</s>
<time>135_00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,823</time>
<s>我只能说互相体谅吧</s>
<time>136_00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:00,866</time>
<s>我时常就跟大家说</s>
<time>137_00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,994</time>
<s>我觉得还是大家需要保持一个满足的心</s>
<time>138_00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,079</time>
<s>虽然说我觉得人还是要求上进</s>
<time>139_00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,165</time>
<s>但是就是在面对一些事情的时候</s>
<time>140_00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,416</time>
<s>你是需要知足的</s>
<time>141_00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,084</time>
<s>不然的话过度跟人家对比的话</s>
<time>142_00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:12,753</time>
<s>我觉得你自己会不幸福快乐</s>
<time>143_00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,212</time>
<s>因为我看到私x里面</s>
<time>144_00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,506</time>
<s>他们会很爱和周边的人攀比</s>
<time>145_00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,175</time>
<s>不是比惨就是他们的经历</s>
<time>146_00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,217</time>
<s>就觉得说啊</s>
<time>147_00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,886</time>
<s>他怎么怎么样我怎么怎么样啊</s>
<time>148_00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,345</time>
<s>怎么怎么我会这样啊</s>
<time>149_00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,014</time>
<s>就是大家有种就是这种感觉</s>
<time>150_00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,099</time>
<s>我希望大家就是还是乐观一点</s>
<time>151_00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:28,602</time>
<s>但你其实你只要比昨天的自己好</s>
<time>152_00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:29,644</time>
<s>你就已经很棒啦</s>
<time>153_00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,104</time>
<s>这句话特别官方</s>
<time>154_00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,398</time>
<s>是啊我是真的呀你跟别人比没有办法</s>
<time>155_00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,858</time>
<s>你们的起跑线可能都不一样</s>
<time>156_00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:35,275</time>
<s>我知道</s>
<time>157_00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:38,195</time>
<s>大家懂的都懂就是这个意思</s>
<time>158_00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,697</time>
<s>我个人觉得就是烦恼分很多种类型了</s>
<time>159_00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,574</time>
<s>ber主的烦恼可能你们就体会不到吗</s>
<time>160_00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,242</time>
<s>如果你们说是上班族的话</s>
<time>161_00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,285</time>
<s>可能他们就会这种</s>
<time>162_00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,745</time>
<s>这个年纪就是应的烦恼就是</s>
<time>163_00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,830</time>
<s>赚不到q然后被催婚</s>
<time>164_00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:52,167</time>
<s>就是反正就是对事业对q途一片迷范</s>
<time>165_00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,001</time>
<s>然后学生时代的话</s>
<time>166_00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,086</time>
<s>我觉得更多的还是会情情爱爱</s>
<time>167_00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,380</time>
<s>考一个心仪的一个大学或者怎么样的</s>
<time>168_00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:58,632</time>
<s>希望大家就是不要这么丧</s>
<time>169_00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,883</time>
<s>因为我在做自媒体</s>
<time>170_00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,968</time>
<s>然后我在看着大家就自己特别有感悟</s>
<time>171_00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,471</time>
<s>而且说到自媒体我现在越来越惧怕网络了</s>
<time>172_00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,973</time>
<s>我有点琢磨不透就是网友们的心</s>
<time>173_00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,059</time>
<s>真的是觉得网络是一个</s>
<time>174_00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,519</time>
<s>水很深的一个世界</s>
<time>175_00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,604</time>
<s>就是水能载舟也能</s>
<time>176_00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,230</time>
<s>你们懂的</s>
<time>177_00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,983</time>
<s>如果真正喜欢过那些ber主的话</s>
<time>178_00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,154</time>
<s>我是相信他们</s>
<time>179_00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:21,780</time>
<s>还是</s>
<time>180_00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,576</time>
<s>我在想这个问题就是你们呢</s>
<time>181_00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,870</time>
<s>奥论方向就可以带歪很多东西</s>
<time>182_00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,747</time>
<s>就是人云亦云的时候</s>
<time>183_00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:31,998</time>
<s>我可能也是那个人</s>
<time>184_00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,292</time>
<s>网络嘛谁都可以在上面冲浪</s>
<time>185_00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,169</time>
<s>其实现在很多二极管</s>
<time>186_00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,838</time>
<s>大家都知道二极管是什么意思吗</s>
<time>187_00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,089</time>
<s>不是这就是那</s>
<time>188_00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:42,008</time>
<s>但是很多时候还有其他种可能</s>
<time>189_00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:43,677</time>
<s>其他种情况并不是说我不是这样的人</s>
<time>190_00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:45,762</time>
<s>我就是这样的人</s>
<time>191_00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,848</time>
<s>然后可能有些人就是为了黑你的时候</s>
<time>192_00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,516</time>
<s>他就会觉得说你又是在这里</s>
<time>193_00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,601</time>
<s>哔哩吧啦就是特别无奈</s>
<time>194_00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:52,853</time>
<s>真的特别无奈</s>
<time>195_00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,104</time>
<s>所以我经常就是想</s>
<time>196_00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,146</time>
<s>拍一些比较生活的视频</s>
<time>197_00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,023</time>
<s>像这种崂嗑想跟大家就是聊天</s>
<time>198_00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,109</time>
<s>就是不单只是拍一些内容的</s>
<time>199_00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,403</time>
<s>想跟大家展示真实的一些自己</s>
<time>200_00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,280</time>
<s>大家更多了解我这个人</s>
<time>201_00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,782</time>
<s>，而不是说就是一个刻板印上的一个ber主</s>
<time>202_00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,076</time>
<s>就希望跟你们多沟通就是对的</s>
<time>203_00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,536</time>
<s>以后要是遇见什么事情</s>
<time>204_00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,204</time>
<s>就以你们自己的判断</s>
<time>205_00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,455</time>
<s>不要跟着风向走</s>
<time>206_00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,541</time>
<s>吃的我整个肚子都好饱</s>
<time>207_00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:15,792</time>
<s>等会就睡了待会还要吃海底捞的</s>
<time>208_00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,129</time>
<s>主要是你妈骗我</s>
<time>209_00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,423</time>
<s>一计划好要吃的东西我就要吃</s>
<time>210_00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,883</time>
<s>计划是瞬息万变的</s>
<time>211_00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,551</time>
<s>网络世界也是瞬息万变</s>
<time>212_00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:27,470</time>
<s>我不管我今天必要吃到一顿正餐</s>
<time>213_00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:28,305</time>
<s>这也是正餐</s>
<time>214_00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,181</time>
<s>这算什么正餐</s>
<time>215_00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,058</time>
<s>我才两三天没有看私×</s>
<time>216_00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,978</time>
<s>已经就是又一个大爆棚的一个感觉</s>
<time>217_00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,480</time>
<s>真的我发现大家的故事非常的多</s>
<time>218_00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,357</time>
<s>但是也有很多一些奇怪私x</s>
<time>219_00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,400</time>
<s>我觉得哪一天</s>
<time>220_00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,694</time>
<s>真的是可以出一些什么奇怪的私信</s>
<time>221_00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,405</time>
<s>也不是奇怪就是他们很可爱你知道吗</s>
<time>222_00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:46,448</time>
<s>我可以给你们分享一个</s>
<time>223_00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,533</time>
<s>零零最近一个就是疯狂想做美甲</s>
<time>224_00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,410</time>
<s>能不能帮我选回来一个哈哈哈</s>
<time>225_00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:51,661</time>
<s>然后他发了两张图给我</s>
<time>226_00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,164</time>
<s>一张是一个全黑的一个指甲</s>
<time>227_00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,041</time>
<s>一张是一个驾鸯的甲</s>
<time>228_00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,126</time>
<s>我觉得这两个看起来会黑色比较好看</s>
<time>229_00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,211</time>
<s>她就说好那我做驾鸯甲谢谢</s>
<time>230_00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,714</time>
<s>隔天叉问我哪个好看</s>
<time>231_00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:03,757</time>
<s>发了一张图片</s>
<time>232_00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,634</time>
<s>隔天又问我哪个颜色好看</s>
<time>233_00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:06,468</time>
<s>那种蝴蝶吊坠</s>
<time>234_00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:10,013</time>
<s>我想说我是你的什么时尚参谋师吧</s>
<time>235_00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,681</time>
<s>我帮你打造你的全身</s>
<time>236_00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,933</time>
<s>一个计划是不是啊</s>
<time>237_00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,226</time>
<s>主要是为了你又选了另外一个</s>
<time>238_00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,269</time>
<s>你真的是我的神</s>
<time>239_00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,729</time>
<s>谢谢非常可爱</s>
<time>240_00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:18,563</time>
<s>让我就是</s>
<time>241_00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,606</time>
<s>怎么说呢</s>
<time>242_00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,194</time>
<s>他好认真在这里听这里有一只猫</s>
<time>243_00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,862</time>
<s>我之前还说我想去上个班</s>
<time>244_00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,365</time>
<s>我在开车想我可以做些什么工作呢</s>
<time>245_00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,407</time>
<s>真的大家有什么就工作</s>
<time>246_00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:31,910</time>
<s>搞奶茶</s>
<time>247_00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:32,744</time>
<s>我不想做舞蹈老师</s>
<time>248_00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:33,578</time>
<s>有没有那种</s>
<time>249_00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,664</time>
<s>就是一个星期只用工作两三天的那种</s>
<time>250_00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,166</time>
<s>送外卖我不是跟你讲去送外卖</s>
<time>251_00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,626</time>
<s>你从这里跳下去吧</s>
<time>252_00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,545</time>
<s>时间自由啊不是你觉得合适吗</s>
<time>253_00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,214</time>
<s>为什么不合适你还可以拍期视频</s>
<time>254_00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:45,048</time>
<s>50W粉丝</s>
<time>255_00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,759</time>
<s>ber主零志零去送外卖的全过程</s>
<time>256_00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,427</time>
<s>你可以去公司帮我送闪送</s>
<time>257_00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,930</time>
<s>哈哈哈我真的会谢谢</s>
<time>258_00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,598</time>
<s>我觉得送外卖还是蛮辛苦的</s>
<time>259_00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,684</time>
<s>说实话我自己还是吃不了这种苦的</s>
<time>260_00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,143</time>
<s>我还蛮佩服那些外卖员的</s>
<time>261_00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,603</time>
<s>就是不管风雨无阻</s>
<time>262_00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,191</time>
<s>不知道为什么我没有男人可以聊</s>
<time>263_00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,902</time>
<s>我像是行情很好的样子吗</s>
<time>264_00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,362</time>
<s>现在行情大多不是很好啊</s>
<time>265_00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,281</time>
<s>有很多人就是刷到了我的一个</s>
<time>266_00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,741</time>
<s>交友软件吗然后说啊</s>
<time>267_00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:12,575</time>
<s>既然刷到零者师</s>
<time>268_00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,035</time>
<s>我想说你没必要这么惊呀</s>
<time>269_00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,078</time>
<s>零老师也是人吗</s>
<time>270_00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:16,955</time>
<s>我也是人就是我很正常我也在</s>
<time>271_00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:17,580</time>
<s>玩交友软件</s>
<time>272_00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,249</time>
<s>不然我哪来素材去吐槽</s>
<time>273_00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:19,874</time>
<s>啊哈哈哈</s>
<time>274_00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,377</time>
<s>我上这个软件不是为了找素材啊</s>
<time>275_00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,420</time>
<s>就真的是为了交友</s>
<time>276_00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,714</time>
<s>或者是只不过顺便找了点素材</s>
<time>277_00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:26,548</time>
<s>我没有找</s>
<time>278_00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:27,590</time>
<s>我跟你说我真的都不是</s>
<time>279_00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,884</time>
<s>我找的是这些素材主动送上门来的</s>
<time>280_00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,970</time>
<s>可能大家就是说啊上这么多网</s>
<time>281_00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,847</time>
<s>然后就是是不是故意去找一些素材</s>
<time>282_00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:34,681</time>
<s>出这个视频啊</s>
<time>283_00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,141</time>
<s>反正他知道这么多人爱看</s>
<time>284_00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:36,975</time>
<s>我才不</s>
<time>285_00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:37,809</time>
<s>要是我可以选择的话</s>
<time>286_00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,686</time>
<s>我宁愿一辈子不想遇到奇葩</s>
<time>287_00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:40,937</time>
<s>我那天我睡个觉</s>
<time>288_00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:41,980</time>
<s>然后下午有人问我</s>
<time>289_00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,231</time>
<s>在那个软件上面小蓝</s>
<time>290_00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,482</time>
<s>你在哪没带伞</s>
<time>291_00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,942</time>
<s>哈哈我真的很无语</s>
<time>292_00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:46,359</time>
<s>我想说</s>
<time>293_00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,819</time>
<s>我也不知道那天究竟有没有下雨</s>
<time>294_00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,279</time>
<s>我在家里就是美美睡觉</s>
<time>295_00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,364</time>
<s>我起初以为是我哪一个朋友</s>
<time>296_00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,450</time>
<s>就是我VX上加的一个朋友</s>
<time>297_00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,326</time>
<s>结果我说我认识你吗</s>
<time>298_00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,161</time>
<s>他说不认识</s>
<time>299_00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,829</time>
<s>叫我送他一殿路我真的哈</s>
<time>300_00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,331</time>
<s>我真的可以送你上路我真的无语了</s>
<time>301_00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,208</time>
<s>怎么可以问出这种奇奇怪怪</s>
<time>302_00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,877</time>
<s>真的你在小篮上你有伞吗</s>
<time>303_00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:04,711</time>
<s>送我一段</s>
<time>304_00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,796</time>
<s>我甚至没有主动找他打招呼</s>
<time>305_00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:07,630</time>
<s>我说自己主动找我</s>
<time>306_00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,924</time>
<s>你说这种素材是我自己想要的吗</s>
<time>307_00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:10,967</time>
<s>根本不是好吗</s>
<time>308_00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,053</time>
<s>像这种上街上问人家说你好</s>
<time>309_00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,764</time>
<s>你可以把你的q就是给我看一下吗</s>
<time>310_00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,266</time>
<s>你的内衣是什么颜色</s>
<time>311_00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,769</time>
<s>方便给我看一下吗就很冒犯</s>
<time>312_00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,645</time>
<s>谁叫人家就是送他一段路</s>
<time>313_00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,939</time>
<s>我在家好好的不认识的</s>
<time>314_00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,025</time>
<s>他没有伞不会打车吗</s>
<time>315_00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,276</time>
<s>我真的很无语</s>
<time>316_00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,319</time>
<s>一个成年人的</s>
<time>317_00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,987</time>
<s>为什么会问的出这种问题啊</s>
<time>318_00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,447</time>
<s>他那天那个资料上面写的不是衣</s>
<time>319_00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,281</time>
<s>如果是衣的话</s>
<time>320_00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,532</time>
<s>说不定我真的会送他一段</s>
<time>321_00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:38,078</time>
<s>这个月其实也是发生很多事情了这个月都已经从</s>
<time>322_00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,120</time>
<s>斯琴G娃转到了</s>
<time>323_00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,163</time>
<s>你是我的神</s>
<time>324_00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,248</time>
<s>下个月咱们就说不知道梗是什么东西了</s>
<time>325_00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,334</time>
<s>我觉得网络是很瞬息万变的</s>
<time>326_00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,376</time>
<s>4去的一些东西</s>
<time>327_00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,045</time>
<s>可能随时会可能攻击你</s>
<time>328_00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,964</time>
<s>但是我觉得唯一不变的就Zs</s>
<time>329_00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,216</time>
<s>这可以说吗</s>
<time>330_00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:51,841</time>
<s>哈哈哈</s>
<time>331_00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,552</time>
<s>是不是不发火就要把别人当傻子呀</s>
<time>332_00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,012</time>
<s>怎么数秒的</s>
<time>333_00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,055</time>
<s>哈哈哈哈</s>
<time>334_00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,349</time>
<s>我受不了我要生气了</s>
<time>335_00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,643</time>
<s>橘子也炫完了那我们去吃海底捞吧</s>
<time>336_00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,937</time>
<s>可以休息一个三小时</s>
<time>337_00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,231</time>
<s>我妈昨天给我发了相亲对象资料</s>
<time>338_00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,316</time>
<s>哈哈哈哈哈哈</s>
<time>339_00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,567</time>
<s>其他条件就不说了</s>
<time>340_00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,819</time>
<s>跟我说一个身高1米7</s>
<time>341_00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,070</time>
<s>我没有歧视人家身高</s>
<time>342_00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,155</time>
<s>但是你至少要比我高个两三厘米吧</s>
<time>343_00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,824</time>
<s>但凡妈妈你都骗我两三厘米</s>
<time>344_00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:16,866</time>
<s>你不是一米六八吗</s>
<time>345_00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:17,909</time>
<s>一米7不是高个2厘米</s>
<time>346_00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,786</time>
<s>我不懂我穿个鞋子我都一米7了</s>
<time>347_00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:20,829</time>
<s>那人家还可以穿鞋</s>
<time>348_00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,914</time>
<s>男生说1米7他就真的1米7吗</s>
<time>349_00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,416</time>
<s>呀我再给他们打一个爱的保护伞</s>
<time>350_00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,293</time>
<s>没有我就想说妈妈你但凡多骗我</s>
<time>351_00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:28,962</time>
<s>再多长个两三厘米</s>
<time>352_00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,421</time>
<s>我都不会反应这么激烈</s>
<time>353_00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:30,839</time>
<s>你知道吗</s>
<time>354_00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,715</time>
<s>不是矮的怎么了嘛矮的就不可以吗</s>
<time>355_00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,550</time>
<s>没有说矮的怎么样</s>
<time>356_00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:34,592</time>
<s>我原本是想说</s>
<time>357_00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,261</time>
<s>妈你给别人看过我照片没有</s>
<time>358_00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,555</time>
<s>就是我这种外形他能不能接受先</s>
<time>359_00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:39,806</time>
<s>我妈跟我说看了</s>
<time>360_00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:40,431</time>
<s>人家</s>
<time>361_00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,351</time>
<s>就是想找一个高一点的属牛的女生</s>
<time>362_00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,185</time>
<s>你刚好匹配</s>
<time>363_00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,356</time>
<s>就是关键是从头到尾我妈</s>
<time>364_00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,441</time>
<s>也没有给我看过他的照片啊</s>
<time>365_00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,901</time>
<s>你不知道他长我不知道他长什么样</s>
<time>366_00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,404</time>
<s>就是别人都知道了我的情况（盲盒啊那还是有危险）</s>
<time>367_00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,072</time>
<s>然后我不知道他长什么样</s>
<time>368_00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,532</time>
<s>就是你说这个情况</s>
<time>369_00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,200</time>
<s>尊不尊重人吗不管</s>
<time>370_00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,371</time>
<s>我其实我没有对那个男生先生气</s>
<time>371_00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,414</time>
<s>我主要是对我妈生气</s>
<time>372_00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,456</time>
<s>我觉得她这样很不尊重我</s>
<time>373_00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,333</time>
<s>他们只是就是很担心</s>
<time>374_00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,210</time>
<s>你就是会找不到对象或者怎么样</s>
<time>375_00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,879</time>
<s>大部分父母都是很自私的</s>
<time>376_00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,215</time>
<s>不管是小孩还是就是对你的人生要求</s>
<time>377_00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,675</time>
<s>还是你人生的一个模样</s>
<time>378_00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,969</time>
<s>他们都想在他们的掌控之中</s>
<time>379_00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,054</time>
<s>所以为什么我要逃离（到）杭州这个原因</s>
<time>380_00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,306</time>
<s>我们拉出来一点</s>
<time>381_00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,600</time>
<s>1米7如果长得像王嘉尔我也可以</s>
<time>382_00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,059</time>
<s>咱们就是说哈</s>
<time>383_00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,353</time>
<s>也是差不多到年纪就是被父母催</s>
<time>384_00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,230</time>
<s>但我还是建议大家就是</s>
<time>385_00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,481</time>
<s>掌握一下主动权吧</s>
<time>386_00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,984</time>
<s>自己的人生不要被父母牵着走</s>
<time>387_00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,235</time>
<s>我个人是感觉</s>
<time>388_00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,112</time>
<s>你知道李1昨天跟我说什么吗</s>
<time>389_00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,572</time>
<s>她说她妈以前也给她</s>
<time>390_00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,032</time>
<s>就是介绍过这种对象</s>
<time>391_00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,074</time>
<s>然后李1就说一句</s>
<time>392_00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,743</time>
<s>你是要我离婚以后你才满意吗</s>
<time>393_00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,828</time>
<s>我是觉得现在很多人就是</s>
<time>394_00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,079</time>
<s>可能为了不想让父母</s>
<time>395_00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:45,705</time>
<s>不开心</s>
<time>396_00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:46,956</time>
<s>或者说是一些压力</s>
<time>397_00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,084</time>
<s>就是会满足父母的一个愿望</s>
<time>398_00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,170</time>
<s>或者他要求他去干那些行为</s>
<time>399_00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,630</time>
<s>我觉得这个是无止境的</s>
<time>400_00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,341</time>
<s>对我个人觉得你满足了一次之后</s>
<time>401_00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,009</time>
<s>你肯定就会有第二次</s>
<time>402_00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,303</time>
<s>她会跟你说生二胎吧生三胎吧</s>
<time>403_00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,346</time>
<s>首先我觉得就是</s>
<time>404_00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,640</time>
<s>如果是那种特别尊重你的父母的话</s>
<time>405_00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,308</time>
<s>他首先就不会让你干这个事情</s>
<time>406_00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,185</time>
<s>让你干的话就是可能是他</s>
<time>407_00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,687</time>
<s>首先他就是平时就是会比较的想法</s>
<time>408_00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:10,730</time>
<s>会比较自我一点</s>
<time>409_00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,815</time>
<s>我觉得如果你不表明你的态度的话</s>
<time>410_00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,275</time>
<s>你就是你的父母会</s>
<time>411_00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,778</time>
<s>就是更加觉得你是那种比较好拿捏</s>
<time>412_00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,446</time>
<s>比较好掌控的那种</s>
<time>413_00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,280</time>
<s>这个时候的话</s>
<time>414_00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,740</time>
<s>我觉得如果你不表明自己的态度</s>
<time>415_00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,408</time>
<s>你很容易真的是会被牵着走</s>
<time>416_00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,242</time>
<s>你逆他的话</s>
<time>417_00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,119</time>
<s>我觉得很多父母会觉得你不孝</s>
<time>418_00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,247</time>
<s>对啊我妈有说过我不孝我就现在我就摆烂了</s>
<time>419_00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,082</time>
<s>不孝就不孝吧</s>
