Chapter_NN1 9_CRD 
Get_VVB Smart_NP0 
Anne_NP0 and_CJC I_PNP were_VBD seeing_VVG each_DT0 other_NN1 every_AT0 day_NN1 and_CJC every_AT0 night_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP knew_VVD I_PNP wanted_VVD to_TO0 marry_VVI her_PNP ,_PUN but_CJC could_VM0 n't_XX0 think_VVI seriously_AV0 about_PRP it_PNP because_CJS I_PNP was_VBD not_XX0 earning_VVG enough_DT0 money_NN1 to_TO0 support_VVI her_PNP ._SENT Not_XX0 only_AV0 in_PRP the_AT0 style_NN1 to_PRP which_DTQ she_PNP was_VBD accustomed_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC frankly_AV0 ,_PUN in_PRP any_DT0 style_NN1 ._SENT 
And_CJC then_AV0 in_PRP 1964_CRD —_PUN a_AT0 stroke_NN1 of_PRF luck_NN1 !_SENT 
I_PNP was_VBD called_VVN by_PRP one_CRD of_PRF the_AT0 partners_NN2 of_PRF a_AT0 successful_AJ0 showbiz_NN1 company_NN1 called_VVN Talent_NN1 Associates_NN2 ._SENT His_DPS name_NN1 was_VBD Danny_NP0 Melnick_NP0 ._SENT He_PNP ran_VVD the_AT0 company_NN1 with_PRP David_NP0 Susskind_NP0 ,_PUN the_AT0 well-known_AJ0 host_NN1 of_PRF The_AT0 David_NP0 Susskind_NN1 Show_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP went_VVD to_PRP their_DPS offices_NN2 on_PRP Madison_NP0 Avenue_NP0 and_CJC Fiftieth_ORD Street_NP0 in_PRP the_AT0 Newsweek_NP0 Building_NN1 ._SENT They_PNP said_VVD ,_PUN "_PUQ We_PNP need_VVB a_AT0 show_NN1 and_CJC we_PNP want_VVB you_PNP to_TO0 write_VVI it_PNP ._SENT Inspector_NP0 Clouseau_NP0 and_CJC James_NP0 Bond_NP0 are_VBB the_AT0 biggest_AJS things_NN2 in_PRP the_AT0 world_NN1 now_AV0 ._SENT Got_VVN any_DT0 ideas_NN2 ?_SENT "_PUQ 
They_PNP then_AV0 asked_VVD if_CJS I_PNP would_VM0 like_VVI to_TO0 write_VVI it_PNP with_PRP anybody_PNI ._SENT They_PNP suggested_VVD a_AT0 list_NN1 of_PRF names_NN2 ._SENT One_CRD of_PRF the_AT0 names_NN2 on_PRP the_AT0 list_NN1 was_VBD Buck_NP0 Henry_NP0 ._SENT I_PNP liked_VVD Buck_NP0 Henry_NP0 a_AT0 lot_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC admired_VVD his_DPS talent_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP would_VM0 later_AV0 go_VVI on_AVP to_TO0 write_VVI The_AT0 Graduate_NN1 and_CJC Heaven_NN1 Can_VM0 Wait_VVI ._SENT 
He_PNP could_VM0 also_AV0 shoot_VVI pool_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC Talent_NN1 Associates_NN2 had_VHD taken_VVN out_AVP their_DPS conference_NN1 room_NN1 table_NN1 and_CJC replaced_VVD it_PNP with_PRP a_AT0 pool_NN1 table_NN1 ._SENT What_DTQ a_AT0 perfect_AJ0 partner_NN1 ._SENT 
This_DT0 was_VBD the_AT0 year_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 secret_AJ0 agent_NN1 ,_PUN both_AV0 in_PRP film_NN1 and_CJC television_NN1 ._SENT Sean_NP0 Connery_NP0 was_VBD James_NP0 Bond_NP0 in_PRP the_AT0 recent_AJ0 megahit_NN1 Goldfinger_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC Robert_NP0 Vaughn_NP0 and_CJC David_NP0 McCallum_NP0 were_VBD in_PRP The_AT0 Man_NN1 from_PRP U.N.C.L.E._NP0 
I_PNP wanted_VVD to_TO0 do_VDI a_AT0 crazy_AJ0 ,_PUN unreal_AJ0 comic-strip_AJ0 kind_NN1 of_PRF piece_NN1 about_PRP something_PNI besides_PRP a_AT0 family_NN1 ._SENT No_AT0 one_PNI had_VHD ever_AV0 done_VDN a_AT0 show_NN1 about_PRP a_AT0 CIA_NP0 agent_NN1 who_PNQ was_VBD also_AV0 an_AT0 imbecile_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP decided_VVD to_TO0 be_VBI the_AT0 first_ORD ._SENT I_PNP called_VVD it_PNP Get_VVB Smart_NP0 ,_PUN based_VVN on_PRP the_AT0 leading_AJ0 character_NN1 's_POS name_NN1 ,_PUN Maxwell_NP0 Smart_NP0 ._SENT 
Buck_NN0 was_VBD very_AV0 intelligent_AJ0 and_CJC extremely_AV0 witty_AJ0 ._SENT The_AT0 more_AV0 we_PNP worked_VVD on_PRP the_AT0 pilot_NN1 ,_PUN the_AT0 funnier_AJC and_CJC more_AV0 insightful_AJ0 we_PNP got_VVD ._SENT Another_DT0 stroke_NN1 of_PRF luck_NN1 was_VBD getting_VVG Alfa-Betty_NP0 Olsen_NP0 ,_PUN a_AT0 friend_NN1 of_PRF mine_NN1 at_PRP the_AT0 time_NN1 ,_PUN to_TO0 be_VBI our_DPS recording_NN1 secretary_NN1 ._SENT She_PNP nailed_VVD down_AVP every_AT0 thought_NN1 and_CJC every_AT0 crazy_AJ0 joke_NN1 and_CJC brushstroke_NN1 of_PRF madness_NN1 we_PNP threw_VVD out_AVP ._SENT Nothing_PNI escaped_VVD her_PNP ._SENT 
(_PUL Later_AV0 ,_PUN when_CJS I_PNP was_VBD doing_VDG The_AT0 Producers_NN2 she_PNP became_VVD my_DPS right-hand_AJ0 gal_NN1 and_CJC was_VBD invaluable_AJ0 in_PRP the_AT0 forging_NN1 of_PRF that_DT0 script_NN1 ._SENT )_PUR 
It_PNP took_VVD Buck_NN0 and_CJC me_PNP about_PRP three_CRD and_CJC a_AT0 half_DT0 months_NN2 to_TO0 write_VVI the_AT0 pilot_NN1 script_NN1 ._SENT We_PNP could_VM0 have_VHI done_VDN it_PNP in_PRP a_AT0 couple_NN1 of_PRF weeks_NN2 ,_PUN but_CJC we_PNP loved_VVD playing_VVG pool_NN1 ._SENT We_PNP would_VM0 also_AV0 play_VVI against_PRP the_AT0 various_AJ0 guests_NN2 who_PNQ would_VM0 visit_VVI the_AT0 offices_NN2 ._SENT If_CJS we_PNP thought_VVD we_PNP could_VM0 beat_VVI them_PNP we_PNP 'd_VM0 place_VVI bets_NN2 and_CJC we_PNP 'd_VM0 make_VVI a_AT0 little_AJ0 money_NN1 on_PRP the_AT0 side_NN1 ._SENT Every_AT0 once_AV0 in_PRP a_AT0 while_NN1 ,_PUN Peter_NP0 Falk_NP0 would_VM0 stop_VVI by_PRP ._SENT He_PNP was_VBD a_AT0 pool_NN1 shark_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP would_VM0 always_AV0 beat_VVI us_PNP and_CJC take_VVB our_DPS money_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP think_VVB Peter_NP0 Falk_NP0 had_VHD one_CRD real_AJ0 eye_NN1 and_CJC one_CRD glass_NN1 eye_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC having_VHG one_CRD eye_NN1 was_VBD probably_AV0 better_AJC for_PRP shooting_VVG pool_NN1 than_CJS having_VHG two_CRD ._SENT 
The_AT0 only_AJ0 person_NN1 we_PNP wanted_VVD to_TO0 beat_VVI and_CJC never_AV0 could_VM0 was_VBD David_NP0 Susskind_NP0 ._SENT He_PNP was_VBD a_AT0 terrible_AJ0 pool_NN1 player_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC he_PNP was_VBD our_DPS boss_NN1 —_PUN so_CJS we_PNP 'd_VM0 always_AV0 lose_VVI ._SENT Who_PNQ needed_VVD that_DT0 trouble_NN1 ?_SENT 
Maxwell_NP0 Smart_NP0 needed_VVD to_TO0 be_VBI stupid_AJ0 and_CJC innocent_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC also_AV0 a_AT0 noble_AJ0 and_CJC heroic_AJ0 character_NN1 ._SENT Don_NP0 Adams_NP0 was_VBD absolutely_AV0 perfect_AJ0 in_PRP the_AT0 leading_AJ0 role_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP knew_VVD I_PNP was_VBD going_VVG to_TO0 name_VVI the_AT0 main_AJ0 character_NN1 Max_NP0 ,_PUN because_CJS at_PRP that_DT0 point_NN1 I_PNP had_VHD named_VVN all_DT0 of_PRF my_DPS main_AJ0 characters_NN2 Max_NP0 ._SENT The_AT0 Producers_NN2 had_VHD Max_NP0 Bialystock_NP0 ._SENT My_DPS father_NN1 's_POS name_NN1 was_VBD Max_NP0 ,_PUN his_DPS grandfather_NN1 's_POS name_NN1 was_VBD Max_NP0 ,_PUN and_CJC later_AV0 I_PNP named_VVD my_DPS youngest_AJS son_NN1 Max_NP0 ._SENT It_PNP made_VVD sense_NN1 to_TO0 use_VVI Smart_NP0 as_PRP a_AT0 second_ORD name_NN1 because_CJS of_PRF the_AT0 cliché_NN1 "_PUQ get_VVB smart_AJ0 ._SENT "_PUQ As_CJS in_PRP "_PUQ do_VDB n't_XX0 get_VVI too_AV0 smart_AJ0 ,_PUN "_PUQ and_CJC "_PUQ wise_AJ0 up_AVP ._SENT "_PUQ Also_AV0 ,_PUN everybody_PNI was_VBD chasing_VVG Maxwell_NP0 Smart_NP0 ._SENT Ergo_NP0 ,_PUN Get_VVB Smart_NP0 ._SENT And_CJC it_PNP worked_VVD ,_PUN and_CJC it_PNP still_AV0 works_VVZ ._SENT 
Max_NP0 was_VBD Secret_AJ0 Agent_NN1 86._CRD I_PNP came_VVD up_AVP with_PRP using_VVG the_AT0 number_NN1 86_CRD because_CJS when_CJS I_PNP worked_VVD as_PRP a_AT0 busboy_NN1 whenever_AVQ we_PNP were_VBD out_AVP of_PRF anything_PNI that_CJT was_VBD ordered_VVN ,_PUN somebody_PNI in_PRP the_AT0 kitchen_NN1 would_VM0 yell_VVI ,_PUN "_PUQ Eighty-six_CRD on_PRP the_AT0 rye_NN1 bread_NN1 ;_PUN eighty-six_CRD on_PRP the_AT0 cream_NN1 cheese_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC eighty-six_CRD pickled_AJ0 herring_NN0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
Which_DTQ was_VBD restaurant_NN1 shorthand_NN1 for_PRP "_PUQ we_PNP 're_VBB out_AVP of_PRF it_PNP ._SENT "_PUQ At_PRP critical_AJ0 moments_NN2 in_PRP the_AT0 story_NN1 ,_PUN sometimes_AV0 Max_NP0 was_VBD completely_AV0 out_AVP of_PRF brains_NN2 ._SENT So_AV0 I_PNP thought_VVD that_CJT "_PUQ 86_CRD "_PUQ was_VBD an_AT0 apt_AJ0 number_NN1 for_PRP him_PNP ._SENT 
Max_NP0 worked_VVD for_PRP a_AT0 fictional_AJ0 government_NN1 spy_NN1 agency_NN1 called_VVN CONTROL_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC its_DPS ever-present_AJ0 archenemy_NN1 was_VBD KAOS_NP0 ,_PUN an_AT0 evil_AJ0 organization_NN1 determined_VVN to_TO0 rule_VVI the_AT0 world_NN1 ._SENT Max_NP0 had_VHD a_AT0 remarkable_AJ0 lack_NN1 of_PRF insight_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC since_CJS he_PNP was_VBD our_DPS hero_NN1 ,_PUN he_PNP would_VM0 always_AV0 win_VVI —_PUN despite_PRP his_DPS inefficiency_NN1 ._SENT Buck_NN0 and_CJC I_PNP saw_VVD Max_NP0 as_CJS earnest_AJ0 and_CJC innocent_AJ0 ._SENT He_PNP was_VBD noble_AJ0 and_CJC he_PNP believed_VVD in_PRP justice_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP was_VBD incorruptible_AJ0 ,_PUN so_AV0 the_AT0 naïveté_NN1 worked_VVD for_PRP him_PNP ._SENT He_PNP was_VBD always_AV0 wrong_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC always_AV0 came_VVD out_AVP on_PRP top_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP never_AV0 played_VVD the_AT0 joke_NN1 and_CJC never_AV0 shared_VVN with_PRP the_AT0 audience_NN1 that_CJT he_PNP was_VBD aware_AJ0 that_CJT what_DTQ he_PNP was_VBD doing_VDG was_VBD funny_AJ0 ._SENT It_PNP was_VBD very_AV0 real_AJ0 ,_PUN character-driven_AJ0 comedy_NN1 ._SENT 
Buck_NN0 and_CJC I_PNP created_VVD a_AT0 lot_NN1 of_PRF signature_NN1 pieces_NN2 and_CJC gadgets_NN2 ._SENT Spies_NN2 who_PNQ would_VM0 hide_VVI in_PRP lockers_NN2 in_PRP the_AT0 bus_NN1 station_NN1 ._SENT Sunglasses_NN2 that_CJT became_VVD binoculars_NN2 ._SENT Cuff_NN1 links_NN2 that_CJT had_VHD mirrors_NN2 so_AV0 you_PNP could_VM0 see_VVI behind_PRP you_PNP ._SENT The_AT0 "_PUQ Inflato-coat_NN1 ,_PUN "_PUQ a_AT0 trench_NN1 coat_NN1 that_CJT inflated_VVD ,_PUN lifting_VVG the_AT0 wearer_NN1 off_PRP the_AT0 ground_NN1 ,_PUN as_CJS well_AV0 as_CJS a_AT0 coat_NN1 with_PRP fake_AJ0 arms_NN2 so_AV0 that_CJT Max_NP0 could_VM0 easily_AV0 escape_VVI being_VBG restrained_VVN ._SENT 
Like_AV0 I_PNP said_VVD before_AV0 ,_PUN Buck_NN0 was_VBD absolutely_AV0 brilliant_AJ0 ._SENT He_PNP came_VVD up_AVP with_PRP "_PUQ the_AT0 Cone_NN1 of_PRF Silence_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ The_AT0 Cone_NN1 of_PRF Silence_NN1 was_VBD a_AT0 Plexiglas_NP0 dome_NN1 that_CJT would_VM0 descend_VVI from_PRP the_AT0 ceiling_NN1 over_PRP the_AT0 Chief_NP0 and_CJC Max_NP0 to_TO0 keep_VVI their_DPS top-secret_AJ0 conversations_NN2 from_PRP being_VBG overheard_VVN ._SENT There_EX0 was_VBD only_AV0 one_CRD small_AJ0 problem_NN1 with_PRP it_PNP ..._PUN they_PNP could_VM0 n't_XX0 hear_VVI each_DT0 other_NN1 ._SENT 
I_PNP created_VVD the_AT0 shoe-phone_NN1 that_CJT Max_NP0 used_VVD to_PRP field_NN1 calls_NN2 ._SENT One_CRD day_NN1 ,_PUN every_AT0 phone_NN1 in_PRP my_DPS office_NN1 started_VVD ringing_VVG ._SENT I_PNP took_VVD off_AVP my_DPS shoe_NN1 and_CJC pretended_VVD to_TO0 answer_VVI it_PNP ._SENT I_PNP thought_VVD the_AT0 most_AV0 bizarre_AJ0 place_NN1 to_TO0 put_VVI a_AT0 secret_AJ0 telephone_NN1 would_VM0 be_VBI in_PRP the_AT0 heel_NN1 of_PRF your_DPS shoe_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC I_PNP thought_VVD we_PNP could_VM0 have_VHI a_AT0 lot_NN1 of_PRF fun_NN1 with_PRP that_DT0 ._SENT If_CJS you_PNP got_VVD a_AT0 very_AV0 important_AJ0 call_NN1 ,_PUN you_PNP had_VHD to_TO0 stop_VVI and_CJC take_VVI off_AVP your_DPS shoe_NN1 ._SENT One_CRD wrong_AJ0 step_NN1 and_CJC the_AT0 phone_NN1 breaks_VVZ ._SENT For_PRP years_NN2 afterward_AV0 ,_PUN Don_NP0 could_VM0 n't_XX0 eat_VVI in_PRP restaurants_NN2 without_PRP grateful_AJ0 patrons_NN2 taking_VVG off_AVP their_DPS shoes_NN2 and_CJC saluting_VVG him_PNP with_PRP them_PNP like_CJS they_PNP were_VBD toasting_VVG him_PNP with_PRP wine_NN1 ._SENT 
I_PNP did_VDD n't_XX0 realize_VVI it_PNP ,_PUN but_CJC I_PNP might_VM0 have_VHI just_AV0 created_VVN the_AT0 first_ORD cellphone_NN1 ._SENT Had_VHD I_PNP patented_VVN it_PNP ,_PUN I_PNP probably_AV0 would_VM0 've_VHI made_VVN so_AV0 much_DT0 money_NN1 that_CJT I_PNP would_VM0 n't_XX0 have_VHI had_VHN to_TO0 write_VVI this_DT0 book_NN1 ._SENT 
A_AT0 lot_NN1 of_PRF comedy_NN1 business_NN1 came_VVD from_PRP Don_NP0 Adams_NP0 ._SENT He_PNP created_VVD "_PUQ Would_VM0 You_PNP Believe_VVI ?_SENT "_PUQ which_DTQ was_VBD a_AT0 sequence_NN1 of_PRF exaggerations_NN2 that_CJT kept_VVD getting_VVG smaller_AJC and_CJC smaller_AJC ._SENT 
Maxwell_NP0 Smart_NP0 :_PUN And_CJC I_PNP happen_VVB to_TO0 know_VVI that_CJT at_PRP this_DT0 very_AJ0 minute_NN1 ,_PUN seven_CRD Coast_NN1 Guard_NN1 cutters_NN2 are_VBB converging_VVG on_PRP this_DT0 boat_NN1 ._SENT Would_VM0 you_PNP believe_VVI it_PNP ,_PUN seven_CRD ?_SENT 
Mr._NP0 Big_AJ0 :_PUN I_PNP find_VVB that_CJT pretty_AV0 hard_AJ0 to_TO0 believe_VVI ._SENT 
Maxwell_NP0 Smart_NP0 :_PUN Would_VM0 you_PNP believe_VVI six_CRD ?_SENT 
Mr._NP0 Big_AJ0 :_PUN I_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 think_VVI so_AV0 ._SENT 
Maxwell_NP0 Smart_NP0 :_PUN How_AVQ about_PRP two_CRD cops_NN2 in_PRP a_AT0 rowboat_NN1 ?_SENT 
It_PNP originally_AV0 was_VBD part_NN1 of_PRF Don_NP0 Adams_NP0 's_POS stage_NN1 act_NN1 as_PRP a_AT0 stand-up_AJ0 comedian_NN1 ._SENT His_DPS act_NN1 was_VBD based_VVN in_PRP part_NN1 on_PRP an_AT0 imitation_NN1 of_PRF William_NP0 Powell_NP0 ,_PUN who_PNQ was_VBD a_AT0 famous_AJ0 movie_NN1 star_NN1 ._SENT Powell_NP0 played_VVD Nick_NP0 Charles_NP0 ,_PUN who_PNQ played_VVD against_PRP Myrna_NP0 Loy_NP0 's_POS Nora_NP0 in_PRP the_AT0 successful_AJ0 Thin_AJ0 Man_NN1 series_NN0 ._SENT Don_NP0 wrote_VVD a_AT0 routine_NN1 that_CJT was_VBD based_VVN on_PRP the_AT0 end_NN1 of_PRF every_AT0 Thin_AJ0 Man_NN1 movie_NN1 ,_PUN where_AVQ the_AT0 murder_NN1 suspects_NN2 were_VBD all_AV0 gathered_VVN in_PRP a_AT0 room_NN1 and_CJC Nick_NP0 would_VM0 walk_VVI around_AVP and_CJC sum_VVI up_AVP the_AT0 facts_NN2 and_CJC expose_VVB the_AT0 murderer_NN1 in_PRP a_AT0 very_AV0 dynamic_AJ0 way_NN1 ._SENT Prior_AJ0 to_TO0 Get_VVI Smart_NP0 ,_PUN Don_NP0 played_VVD Byron_NP0 Glick_NP0 ,_PUN the_AT0 house_NN1 detective_NN1 at_PRP a_AT0 New_AJ0 York_NP0 hotel_NN1 where_AVQ Bill_NP0 Dana_NP0 played_VVD bellhop_NN1 Jose_NP0 Jimenez_NP0 on_PRP The_AT0 Bill_NP0 Dana_NP0 Show_NN1 ._SENT The_AT0 jet_NN1 energy_NN1 ,_PUN the_AT0 motor_NN1 behind_AV0 Get_VVB Smart_NP0 ,_PUN was_VBD Don_NP0 ._SENT He_PNP really_AV0 believed_VVD in_PRP what_DTQ he_PNP was_VBD doing_VDG ._SENT He_PNP was_VBD indefatigable_AJ0 ._SENT 
We_PNP were_VBD also_AV0 very_AV0 lucky_AJ0 to_TO0 get_VVI Barbara_NP0 Feldon_NP0 ,_PUN a_AT0 former_DT0 model_NN1 ,_PUN to_TO0 play_VVI Max_NP0 's_POS partner_NN1 ,_PUN the_AT0 beautiful_AJ0 Agent_NN1 99_CRD (_PUL we_PNP refused_VVD to_TO0 give_VVI her_PNP a_AT0 name_NN1 )_PUR ._SENT We_PNP cast_VVD Barbara_NP0 early_AV0 on_AVP ._SENT She_PNP was_VBD smart_AJ0 ,_PUN good-looking_AJ0 ,_PUN and_CJC could_VM0 handle_VVI the_AT0 subtle_AJ0 comedic_AJ0 material_NN1 ._SENT Barbara_NP0 and_CJC Don_NP0 liked_VVD each_DT0 other_NN1 personally_AV0 from_PRP the_AT0 start_NN1 ._SENT Agent_NN1 99_CRD was_VBD an_AT0 important_AJ0 foil_NN1 ._SENT She_PNP legitimized_VVD Max_NP0 ._SENT She_PNP was_VBD the_AT0 wise_AJ0 and_CJC common-sensical_AJ0 George_NP0 Burns_NP0 to_PRP Max_NP0 's_POS naïve_AJ0 Gracie_NP0 Allen_NP0 ._SENT Agent_NN1 99_CRD was_VBD the_AT0 sane_AJ0 one_PNI ._SENT Very_AV0 beautiful_AJ0 and_CJC very_AV0 feminine_AJ0 ,_PUN so_AV0 you_PNP could_VM0 see_VVI why_AVQ Max_NP0 would_VM0 put_VVI up_AVP with_PRP being_VBG always_AV0 corrected_VVN by_PRP her_PNP ,_PUN which_DTQ would_VM0 have_VHI been_VBN humiliating_AJ0 to_PRP a_AT0 lesser_AJ0 man_NN1 :_PUN 
Max_NP0 :_PUN Looks_VVZ like_PRP I_PNP 've_VHB messed_VVN everything_PNI up_AVP ._SENT 
99_CRD :_PUN Do_VDB n't_XX0 feel_VVI badly_AV0 ,_PUN Max_NP0 ._SENT You_PNP 've_VHB messed_VVN things_NN2 up_AVP before_AV0 and_CJC you_PNP 'll_VM0 mess_VVI things_NN2 up_AVP again_AV0 ._SENT 
Max_NP0 :_PUN You_PNP 're_VBB just_AV0 saying_VVG that_DT0 to_TO0 make_VVI me_PNP feel_VVI good_AJ0 ._SENT 
We_PNP were_VBD also_AV0 fortunate_AJ0 to_TO0 get_VVI Ed_NP0 Platt_NP0 ,_PUN a_AT0 serious_AJ0 and_CJC talented_AJ0 actor_NN1 ,_PUN to_TO0 play_VVI the_AT0 Chief_NN1 of_PRF CONTROL_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP was_VBD another_DT0 great_AJ0 foil_NN1 for_PRP Max_NP0 :_PUN 
Chief_AJ0 :_PUN Are_VBB you_PNP thinking_VVG what_DTQ I_PNP 'm_VBB thinking_VVG ?_SENT 
Max_NP0 :_PUN No_ITJ ,_PUN Chief_NP0 ._SENT I_PNP 'm_VBB thinking_VVG what_DTQ I_PNP 'm_VBB thinking_VVG ._SENT 
The_AT0 Chief_NN1 was_VBD stability_NN1 ._SENT In_PRP a_AT0 gang_NN1 comedy_NN1 ,_PUN you_PNP need_VVB someone_PNI to_TO0 do_VDI the_AT0 reaction_NN1 takes_VVZ ._SENT When_CJS someone_PNI does_VDZ something_PNI funny_AJ0 ,_PUN the_AT0 audience_NN1 does_VDZ n't_XX0 laugh_VVI unless_CJS another_DT0 character_NN1 on_PRP the_AT0 screen_NN1 does_VDZ the_AT0 "_PUQ take_VVB ._SENT "_PUQ The_AT0 Chief_NN1 could_VM0 n't_XX0 believe_VVI what_DTQ Max_NP0 was_VBD saying_VVG ,_PUN and_CJC then_AV0 he_PNP would_VM0 shake_VVI his_DPS head_NN1 and_CJC continue_VVB to_TO0 deal_VVI with_PRP this_DT0 idiot_NN1 ._SENT 
Chief_NP0 :_PUN Max_NP0 ,_PUN I_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 know_VVI what_DTQ I_PNP 'm_VBB going_VVG to_TO0 do_VDI about_PRP you_PNP ._SENT You_PNP bungle_VVB assignment_NN1 after_PRP assignment_NN1 ._SENT 
Max_NP0 :_PUN I_PNP resent_VVB that_CJT ,_PUN Chief_AJ0 ._SENT 
Chief_AJ0 :_PUN Do_VDB you_PNP deny_VVI it_PNP ?_SENT 
Max_NP0 :_PUN No_ITJ ,_PUN but_CJC I_PNP resent_VVB it_PNP ._SENT 
We_PNP spent_VVD a_AT0 lot_NN1 more_DT0 money_NN1 on_PRP production_NN1 as_PRP a_AT0 single-camera_AJ0 show_NN1 than_CJS other_AJ0 three-camera_AJ0 in-studio_NN1 situation_NN1 comedies_NN2 ._SENT We_PNP were_VBD actually_AV0 making_VVG a_AT0 mini_AJ0 movie_NN1 every_AT0 week_NN1 ._SENT We_PNP shot_VVD on_PRP location_NN1 ._SENT It_PNP would_VM0 have_VHI been_VBN a_AT0 lot_NN1 easier_AJC to_TO0 set_VVI up_AVP three_CRD TV_NN1 cameras_NN2 and_CJC shoot_VVB it_PNP like_VVB I_PNP Love_VVB Lucy_NP0 ._SENT But_CJC it_PNP would_VM0 n't_XX0 have_VHI captured_VVN the_AT0 great_AJ0 production_NN1 quality_NN1 that_CJT Get_VVB Smart_NP0 showed_VVD every_AT0 week_NN1 ._SENT 
We_PNP rehearsed_VVD for_PRP two_CRD weeks_NN2 ._SENT I_PNP told_VVD everybody_PNI :_PUN "_PUQ Get_VVB everything_PNI out_AVP in_PRP terms_NN2 of_PRF ideas_NN2 and_CJC suggestions_NN2 during_PRP rehearsals_NN2 ._SENT Let_VVB 's_VBZ not_XX0 waste_AJ0 time_NN1 and_CJC ad-lib_NN1 during_PRP the_AT0 actual_AJ0 shooting_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ 
That_DT0 axiomatic_AJ0 way_NN1 of_PRF rehearsing_VVG stayed_VVN with_PRP me_PNP through_PRP all_DT0 of_PRF my_DPS movies_NN2 :_PUN fun_NN1 ,_PUN insanity_NN1 ,_PUN creativity_NN1 ,_PUN total_AJ0 chaos_NN1 during_PRP rehearsal_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC total_AJ0 discipline_NN1 during_PRP shooting_VVG ._SENT 
Our_DPS producer_NN1 was_VBD Jay_NP0 Sandrich_NP0 ,_PUN who_PNQ had_VHD worked_VVN on_PRP The_AT0 Andy_NP0 Griffith_NP0 Show_NN1 and_CJC then_AV0 later_AV0 on_PRP The_AT0 Mary_NP0 Tyler_NP0 Moore_NP0 Show_NN1 ._SENT His_DPS father_NN1 ,_PUN Mark_NP0 Sandrich_NP0 ,_PUN worked_VVN at_PRP RKO_NN1 Studios_NN2 and_CJC directed_AJ0 great_AJ0 movie_NN1 musicals_NN2 including_PRP Shall_VM0 We_PNP Dance_VVI ,_PUN with_PRP Fred_NP0 Astaire_NP0 and_CJC Ginger_NP0 Rogers_NP0 ,_PUN and_CJC Holiday_NN1 Inn_NN1 ,_PUN with_PRP Bing_NP0 Crosby_NP0 and_CJC Fred_NP0 Astaire_NP0 ._SENT 
Leonard_NP0 Stern_NP0 ,_PUN who_PNQ had_VHD worked_VVN for_PRP Jackie_NP0 Gleason_NP0 ,_PUN Phil_NP0 Silvers_NP0 ,_PUN and_CJC Steve_NP0 Allen_NP0 ,_PUN was_VBD brought_VVN in_AVP as_PRP our_DPS show_NN1 runner_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP came_VVD up_AVP with_PRP the_AT0 opening_AJ0 and_CJC closing_AJ0 sequences_NN2 that_CJT framed_VVD the_AT0 show_NN1 and_CJC became_VVD a_AT0 visual_AJ0 signature_NN1 and_CJC great_AJ0 way_NN1 to_TO0 remember_VVI it_PNP ._SENT The_AT0 entrance_NN1 to_PRP the_AT0 secret_AJ0 headquarters_NN0 of_PRF CONTROL_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT0 long_AJ0 corridor_NN1 ,_PUN divided_VVN by_PRP a_AT0 series_NN0 of_PRF steel_NN1 doors_NN2 ._SENT An_AT0 agent_NN1 dials_VVZ a_AT0 number_NN1 in_PRP a_AT0 phone_NN1 booth_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC a_AT0 trap_NN1 door_NN1 opens_VVZ and_CJC drops_VVZ him_PNP into_PRP headquarters_NN0 ._SENT He_PNP came_VVD up_AVP with_PRP the_AT0 closing_AJ0 sequence_NN1 as_CJS well_AV0 and_CJC kept_VVD coming_VVG up_AVP with_PRP great_AJ0 innovations_NN2 ._SENT 
The_AT0 pilot_NN1 episode_NN1 opens_VVZ with_PRP a_AT0 voiceover_VVB narration_NN1 :_PUN 
This_DT0 is_VBZ Washington_NP0 ,_PUN D.C._NP0 Somewhere_AV0 in_PRP this_DT0 city_NN1 is_VBZ the_AT0 headquarters_NN0 of_PRF a_AT0 top-secret_AJ0 organization_NN1 known_VVN as_PRP CONTROL_NN1 ._SENT Its_DPS business_NN1 is_VBZ counterespionage_NN1 ._SENT This_DT0 is_VBZ Symphony_NN1 Hall_NN1 in_PRP Washington_NP0 ._SENT Somewhere_AV0 in_PRP this_DT0 audience_NN1 is_VBZ one_PNI of_PRF CONTROL_NN1 's_POS top_AJ0 employees_NN2 ,_PUN a_AT0 man_NN1 who_PNQ lives_VVZ a_AT0 life_NN1 of_PRF danger_NN1 and_CJC intrigue_NN1 ._SENT A_AT0 man_NN1 who_PNQ 's_VHZ been_VBN carefully_AV0 trained_VVN never_AV0 to_TO0 disclose_VVI the_AT0 fact_NN1 that_CJT he_PNP is_VBZ a_AT0 secret_AJ0 agent_NN1 ._SENT 
The_AT0 concert_NN1 is_VBZ interrupted_VVN by_PRP a_AT0 phone_NN1 ringing_NN1 ,_PUN as_CJS Maxwell_NP0 Smart_NP0 ,_PUN Secret_AJ0 Agent_NN1 86_CRD ,_PUN excuses_VVZ himself_PNX amid_PRP the_AT0 confused_AJ0 and_CJC disturbed_AJ0 patrons_NN2 to_TO0 answer_VVI his_DPS shoe-phone_NN1 ._SENT 
That_DT0 was_VBD the_AT0 first_ORD time_NN1 that_CJT a_AT0 phone_NN1 rang_VVD in_PRP an_AT0 audience_NN1 during_PRP a_AT0 public_AJ0 event_NN1 ._SENT We_PNP were_VBD prescient_AJ0 ._SENT We_PNP knew_VVD that_CJT one_CRD day_NN1 the_AT0 audience_NN1 would_VM0 abound_VVI with_PRP shoe-phones_NN2 interrupting_VVG public_AJ0 gatherings_NN2 ,_PUN or_CJC as_CJS they_PNP are_VBB now_AV0 called_VVN ,_PUN cellphones_NN2 ._SENT 
