"_PUQ Mastermind_NN1 "_PUQ ?_SENT Machiavelli_NP0 would_VM0 n't_XX0 have_VHI hired_VVN him_PNP as_PRP a_AT0 dishwasher_NN1 ._SENT 
No_ITJ matter_NN1 how_AVQ many_DT0 elite_NN1 media_NN0 outlets_NN2 describe_VVB him_PNP as_PRP such_DT0 ,_PUN George_NP0 Gordon_NP0 Battle_NP0 Liddy_NP0 was_VBD not_XX0 a_AT0 "_PUQ mastermind_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ He_PNP was_VBD a_AT0 dark_AJ0 and_CJC twisted_AJ0 little_AJ0 bureaucrat_NN1 who_PNQ never_AV0 should_VM0 have_VHI been_VBN trusted_VVN with_PRP an_AT0 ounce_NN1 of_PRF actual_AJ0 power_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP became_VVD famous_AJ0 as_PRP the_AT0 prosecutor_NN1 who_PNQ chased_VVD down_AVP Timothy_NP0 Leary_NP0 in_PRP Upstate_AJ0 New_NP0 York_NP0 ,_PUN and_CJC he_PNP ended_VVD his_DPS career_NN1 as_PRP a_AT0 rodeo_NN1 clown_NN1 on_PRP the_AT0 radio_NN1 ._SENT In_AVP between_PRP ,_PUN he_PNP "_PUQ masterminded_VVD "_PUQ what_DTQ even_AV0 a_AT0 crook_NN1 like_PRP John_NP0 Mitchell_NP0 called_VVD "_PUQ the_AT0 White_AJ0 House_NN1 horrors_NN2 ._SENT "_PUQ He_PNP did_VDD that_DT0 so_AV0 well_AV0 that_CJT he_PNP had_VHD to_TO0 send_VVI his_DPS band_NN1 of_PRF merry_AJ0 men_NN2 into_PRP the_AT0 Watergate_NP0 a_AT0 second_ORD time_NN1 because_CJS the_AT0 bugs_NN2 they_PNP 'd_VHD planted_VVN the_AT0 first_ORD time_NN1 did_VDD n't_XX0 work_VVI ._SENT On_PRP this_DT0 trip_NN1 ,_PUN they_PNP forgot_VVD to_TO0 take_VVI the_AT0 tape_NN1 off_PRP the_AT0 door_NN1 they_PNP 'd_VHD used_VVN to_TO0 access_VVI the_AT0 place_NN1 and_CJC ,_PUN two_CRD years_NN2 later_AV0 ,_PUN Richard_NP0 Nixon_NP0 was_VBD climbing_VVG into_PRP a_AT0 helicopter_NN1 on_PRP the_AT0 White_AJ0 House_NN1 lawn_NN1 ._SENT American_AJ0 democracy_NN1 was_VBD (_PUL temporarily_AV0 )_PUR saved_VVD because_CJS a_AT0 bungler_NN1 hired_VVD some_DT0 other_AJ0 bunglers_NN2 to_TO0 burgle_VVI for_PRP him_PNP ._SENT 
Mastermind_NN1 ,_PUN my_DPS eye_NN1 ._SENT 
There_EX0 were_VBD some_DT0 people_NN0 at_PRP the_AT0 time_NN1 who_PNQ thought_VVD him_PNP heroic_AJ0 because_CJS he_PNP refused_VVD to_TO0 give_VVI up_AVP any_DT0 of_PRF his_DPS co-conspirators_NN2 at_PRP a_AT0 time_NN1 in_PRP which_DTQ everybody_PNI in_PRP that_DT0 criminal_AJ0 White_AJ0 House_NN1 was_VBD cutting_VVG deals_NN2 hand_NN1 over_PRP fist_NN1 ._SENT This_DT0 was_VBD a_AT0 very_AV0 common_AJ0 belief_NN1 among_PRP those_DT0 people_NN0 who_PNQ have_VHB watched_VVN the_AT0 Godfather_NN1 movies_NN2 one_CRD too_AV0 many_DT0 times_NN2 ._SENT From_PRP the_AT0 New_AJ0 York_NP0 Times_NN2 :_PUN 
"_PUQ I_PNP have_VHB lived_VVN as_CJS I_PNP believed_VVD I_PNP ought_VM0 to_TO0 have_VHI lived_VVN ,_PUN "_PUQ Mr._NP0 Liddy_NP0 ,_PUN a_AT0 small_AJ0 dapper_AJ0 man_NN1 with_PRP a_AT0 baldish_AJ0 pate_NN1 and_CJC a_AT0 brushy_AJ0 mustache_NN1 ,_PUN told_VVD reporters_NN2 after_PRP his_DPS release_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP said_VVD he_PNP had_VHD no_AT0 regrets_NN2 and_CJC would_VM0 do_VDI it_PNP again_AV0 ._SENT "_PUQ When_CJS the_AT0 prince_NN1 approaches_VVZ his_DPS lieutenant_NN1 ,_PUN the_AT0 proper_AJ0 response_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 lieutenant_NN1 to_PRP the_AT0 prince_NN1 is_VBZ ,_PUN '_PUQ Fiat_NP0 voluntas_NN2 tua_NN1 ,_PUN '_PUQ "_PUQ he_PNP said_VVD ,_PUN using_VVG the_AT0 Latin_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 Lord_NP0 's_POS Prayer_NN1 for_PRP "_PUQ Thy_DPS will_VM0 be_VBI done_VDN ._SENT "_PUQ 
Jesus_NP0 ,_PUN what_DTQ a_AT0 self-important_AJ0 putz_NN1 ._SENT Machiavelli_NP0 would_VM0 n't_XX0 have_VHI hired_VVN him_PNP to_TO0 wash_VVI the_AT0 goblets_NN2 ._SENT 
Before_PRP moving_VVG on_AVP from_PRP Liddy_NP0 's_POS criminal_AJ0 career_NN1 ,_PUN we_PNP should_VM0 remind_VVI ourselves_PNX of_PRF the_AT0 details_NN2 of_PRF the_AT0 "_PUQ intelligence_NN1 "_PUQ plan_NN1 that_CJT he_PNP brought_VVD to_PRP Mitchell_NP0 in_PRP the_AT0 office_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 attorney_NN1 general_AJ0 in_PRP the_AT0 Department_NN1 of_PRF Justice_NN1 ._SENT For_PRP that_DT0 ,_PUN let_VVB 's_POS go_VVB to_PRP the_AT0 transcript_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 Oval_AJ0 Office_NN1 tape_NN1 of_PRF March_NP0 21_CRD ,_PUN 1973_CRD ,_PUN famous_AJ0 for_PRP John_NP0 Dean_NP0 's_VBZ telling_VVG Nixon_NP0 that_CJT there_EX0 was_VBD a_AT0 "_PUQ cancer_NN1 within_PRP ,_PUN close_VVB to_PRP the_AT0 presidency_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ This_DT0 came_VVD in_PRP the_AT0 context_NN1 of_PRF Dean_NP0 's_VBZ explaining_VVG to_PRP Nixon_NP0 what_DTQ Liddy_NP0 had_VHD planned_VVN for_PRP the_AT0 1972_CRD campaign_NN1 ,_PUN a_AT0 Plato_NP0 's_POS Retreat_NN1 of_PRF ratfcking_NN1 ._SENT 
DEAN_NP0 :_PUN January_NP0 of_PRF '_PUQ 72._CRD "_PUQ I_PNP 'd_VM0 like_VVI you_PNP to_TO0 come_VVI over_AVP to_PRP Mitchell_NP0 's_POS office_NN1 and_CJC sit_VVB in_AVP on_PRP a_AT0 meeting_NN1 where_AVQ Liddy_NP0 is_VBZ going_VVG to_TO0 lay_VVI his_DPS plan_NN1 out_AVP ._SENT "_PUQ I_PNP said_VVD ,_PUN "_PUQ Well_AV0 ,_PUN I_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 really_AV0 know_VVI as_CJS I_PNP 'm_VBB the_AT0 man_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC if_CJS you_PNP want_VVB me_PNP there_AV0 I_PNP 'll_VM0 be_VBI happy_AJ0 to_TO0 ._SENT "_PUQ [_PUL Clears_VVZ throat_NN1 ._SENT ]_PUR So_AV0 I_PNP came_VVD over_AVP ,_PUN and_CJC Liddy_NP0 laid_VVD out_AVP a_AT0 million-dollar_AJ0 plan_NN1 that_CJT was_VBD the_AT0 most_AV0 incredible_AJ0 thing_NN1 I_PNP have_VHB ever_AV0 laid_VVN my_DPS eyes_NN2 on_AVP :_PUN all_DT0 in_PRP codes_NN2 ,_PUN and_CJC involved_AJ0 black-bag_NN1 operations_NN2 ,_PUN kidnapping_NN1 ,_PUN providing_VVG prostitutes_NN2 to_TO0 weaken_VVI the_AT0 opposition_NN1 ,_PUN bugging_VVG ,_PUN mugging_VVG teams_NN2 ._SENT It_PNP was_VBD just_AV0 an_AT0 incredible_AJ0 thing_NN1 ..._PUN 
..._PUN Mitchell_NP0 just_AV0 virtually_AV0 sat_VVD there_AV0 puffing_VVG and_CJC laughing_VVG ._SENT I_PNP could_VM0 tell_VVI '_PUQ cause_NN1 after_PRP he_PNP ,_PUN after_CJS Liddy_NP0 left_VVD the_AT0 office_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP said_VVD ,_PUN "_PUQ That_DT0 's_VBZ the_AT0 most_AV0 incredible_AJ0 thing_NN1 I_PNP 've_VHB ever_AV0 seen_VVN ._SENT "_PUQ He_PNP said_VVD ,_PUN "_PUQ I_PNP agree_VVB ._SENT "_PUQ And_CJC so_CJS he_PNP was_VBD told_VVN to_TO0 go_VVI back_AVP to_PRP the_AT0 drawing_NN1 board_NN1 and_CJC come_VVB up_AVP with_PRP something_PNI realistic_AJ0 ._SENT So_AV0 ,_PUN there_EX0 was_VBD a_AT0 second_ORD meeting_NN1 ._SENT Ah_ITJ ,_PUN they_PNP asked_VVD me_PNP to_TO0 come_VVI over_AVP to_PRP that_DT0 ._SENT I_PNP came_VVD into_PRP the_AT0 tail_NN1 end_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 meeting_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP was_VBD n't_XX0 there_AV0 for_PRP the_AT0 first_ORD part_NN1 of_PRF it_PNP ._SENT I_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 know_VVI how_AVQ long_AJ0 the_AT0 meeting_NN1 lasted_VVD ._SENT Ah_ITJ ,_PUN at_PRP this_DT0 point_NN1 ,_PUN they_PNP were_VBD discussing_VVG again_AV0 bugging_AJ0 ,_PUN kidnapping_NN1 and_CJC the_AT0 like_AV0 ._SENT 
