The_AT0 day_NN1 began_VVD like_PRP any_DT0 typical_AJ0 day_NN1 ._SENT 
Mr._NP0 Fitzpervert_NP0 left_VVD a_AT0 hair_NN1 ball_NN1 in_PRP my_DPS slipper_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP burned_VVD my_DPS earlobe_NN1 with_PRP the_AT0 straightener_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC when_CJS I_PNP opened_VVD the_AT0 door_NN1 to_TO0 leave_VVI for_PRP school_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP caught_VVD my_DPS next-door_AJ0 nemesis_NN1 suspiciously_AV0 sprawled_VVN across_PRP the_AT0 hood_NN1 of_PRF my_DPS car_NN1 ._SENT 
"_PUQ Hey_ITJ !_SENT "_PUQ I_PNP slid_VVD my_DPS sunglasses_NN2 up_PRP my_DPS nose_NN1 ,_PUN pulled_VVD the_AT0 front_AJ0 door_NN1 shut_VVD behind_PRP me_PNP ,_PUN and_CJC hightailed_VVD it_PNP in_PRP his_DPS direction_NN1 ,_PUN careful_AJ0 not_XX0 to_TO0 scuff_VVI my_DPS pretty_AJ0 new_AJ0 floral_AJ0 flats_NN2 as_CJS I_PNP basically_AV0 ran_VVD at_PRP him_PNP ._SENT "_PUQ Get_VVB off_AVP of_PRF my_DPS car_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ 
Wes_NP0 jumped_VVD down_AVP and_CJC held_VVD up_AVP his_DPS hands_NN2 in_PRP the_AT0 universal_AJ0 I_PNP 'm_VBB innocent_AJ0 pose_NN1 ,_PUN even_AV0 though_CJS his_DPS smirk_NN1 made_VVD him_PNP look_VVI anything_PNI but_CJC ._SENT Besides_AV0 ,_PUN I_PNP 'd_VHD known_VVN him_PNP since_PRP kindergarten_NN1 ;_PUN the_AT0 boy_NN1 had_VHD never_AV0 been_VBN innocent_AJ0 a_AT0 day_NN1 in_PRP his_DPS life_NN1 ._SENT 
"_PUQ What_DTQ 's_VBZ in_PRP your_DPS hand_NN1 ?_SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ Nothing_PNI ._SENT "_PUQ He_PNP put_VVD the_AT0 hand_NN1 in_PRP question_NN1 behind_PRP his_DPS back_NN1 ._SENT Even_AV0 though_CJS he_PNP 'd_VHD gotten_VVN tall_AJ0 and_CJC mannish_AJ0 and_CJC a_AT0 tiny_AJ0 bit_NN1 hot_AJ0 since_PRP grade_NN1 school_NN1 ,_PUN Wes_NP0 was_VBD still_AV0 the_AT0 same_DT0 immature_AJ0 boy_NN1 who_PNQ 'd_VHD "_PUQ accidentally_AV0 "_PUQ burned_VVN down_AVP my_DPS mom_NN1 's_POS rosebush_NN1 with_PRP a_AT0 firecracker_NN1 ._SENT 
"_PUQ You_PNP 're_VBB so_AV0 paranoid_AJ0 ,_PUN "_PUQ he_PNP said_VVD ._SENT 
I_PNP stopped_VVD in_PRP front_NN1 of_PRF him_PNP and_CJC squinted_VVD up_AVP at_PRP his_DPS face_NN1 ._SENT Wes_NP0 had_VHD one_PNI of_PRF those_DT0 naughty-boy_NN1 faces_NN2 ,_PUN the_AT0 kind_NN1 of_PRF face_NN1 where_CJS his_DPS dark_AJ0 eyes_NN2 —_PUN surrounded_VVN by_PRP mile-long_AJ0 thick_AJ0 lashes_NN2 because_CJS life_NN1 was_VBD n't_XX0 fair_AJ0 —_PUN spoke_VVD volumes_NN2 ,_PUN even_AV0 when_CJS his_DPS mouth_NN1 said_VVD nothing_PNI ._SENT 
An_AT0 eyebrow_NN1 raise_NN1 told_VVD me_PNP just_AV0 how_AVQ ridiculous_AJ0 he_PNP thought_VVD I_PNP was_VBD ._SENT From_PRP our_DPS many_DT0 less-than-pleasant_AJ0 encounters_NN2 ,_PUN I_PNP knew_VVD the_AT0 narrowing_NN1 of_PRF his_DPS eyes_NN2 meant_VVD he_PNP was_VBD sizing_VVG me_PNP up_AVP ,_PUN and_CJC that_CJT we_PNP were_VBD about_AVP to_TO0 throw_VVI down_AVP about_PRP the_AT0 most_AV0 recent_AJ0 annoyance_NN1 he_PNP 'd_VHD brought_VVN upon_PRP me_PNP ._SENT And_CJC when_CJS he_PNP was_VBD bright-eyed_AJ0 like_PRP he_PNP was_VBD right_AV0 now_AV0 ,_PUN his_DPS brown_AJ0 eyes_NN2 practically_AV0 freaking_VVG twinkling_AJ0 with_PRP mischief_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP knew_VVD I_PNP was_VBD screwed_VVN ._SENT Because_CJS mischievous_AJ0 Wes_NN2 always_AV0 won_VVN ._SENT 
I_PNP poked_VVD him_PNP in_PRP the_AT0 chest_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ What_DTQ did_VDD you_PNP do_VDI to_PRP my_DPS car_NN1 ?_SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ I_PNP did_VDD n't_XX0 do_VDI anything_PNI to_PRP your_DPS car_NN1 ,_PUN per_PRP se_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ Per_PRP se_NN1 ?_SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ Whoa_ITJ ._SENT Watch_VVB your_DPS filthy_AJ0 mouth_NN1 ,_PUN Buxbaum_NP0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
I_PNP rolled_VVD my_DPS eyes_NN2 ,_PUN which_DTQ made_VVD his_DPS mouth_NN1 slide_NN1 into_PRP a_AT0 wicked_AJ0 grin_NN1 before_CJS he_PNP said_VVD ,_PUN "_PUQ This_DT0 has_VHZ been_VBN fun_AJ0 ,_PUN and_CJC I_PNP love_VVB your_DPS granny_NN1 shoes_NN2 ,_PUN by_PRP the_AT0 way_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC I_PNP 've_VHB gotta_NN1 run_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ Wes_NP0 —_PUN "_PUQ 
He_PNP turned_VVD and_CJC walked_VVD away_AV0 from_PRP me_PNP like_CJS I_PNP had_VHD n't_XX0 been_VBN speaking_VVG ._SENT Just_AV0 ..._PUN walked_VVD toward_PRP his_DPS house_NN1 in_PRP that_DT0 relaxed_AJ0 ,_PUN overconfident_AJ0 way_NN1 of_PRF his_DPS ._SENT When_CJS he_PNP got_VVD to_PRP the_AT0 porch_NN1 ,_PUN he_PNP opened_VVD the_AT0 screen_NN1 door_NN1 and_CJC yelled_VVD to_PRP me_PNP over_PRP his_DPS shoulder_NN1 ,_PUN "_PUQ Have_VHB a_AT0 good_AJ0 day_NN1 ,_PUN Liz_NP0 !_SENT "_PUQ 
Well_AV0 ,_PUN that_DT0 could_VM0 n't_XX0 be_VBI good_AJ0 ._SENT 
Because_CJS there_EX0 was_VBD no_AT0 way_NN1 he_PNP legitimately_AV0 wanted_VVD me_PNP to_TO0 have_VHI a_AT0 good_AJ0 day_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP glanced_VVD down_AVP at_PRP my_DPS car_NN1 ,_PUN apprehensive_AJ0 about_PRP even_AV0 opening_VVG the_AT0 door_NN1 ._SENT 
See_VVB ,_PUN Wes_NP0 Bennett_NP0 and_CJC I_PNP were_VBD enemies_NN2 in_PRP a_AT0 no-holds-barred_AJ0 ,_PUN full-on_AJ0 war_NN1 over_PRP the_AT0 one_CRD available_AJ0 parking_NN1 spot_NN1 on_PRP our_DPS end_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 street_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP usually_AV0 won_VVD ,_PUN but_CJC only_AV0 because_CJS he_PNP was_VBD a_AT0 dirty_AJ0 cheater_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP thought_VVD it_PNP was_VBD funny_AJ0 to_TO0 reserve_VVI the_AT0 Spot_NN1 for_PRP himself_PNX by_PRP leaving_VVG things_NN2 in_PRP the_AT0 space_NN1 that_CJT I_PNP was_VBD n't_XX0 strong_AJ0 enough_AV0 to_TO0 move_VVI ._SENT Iron_NN1 picnic_NN1 table_NN1 ,_PUN truck_NN1 motor_NN1 ,_PUN monster_NN1 truck_NN1 wheels_NN2 ._SENT You_PNP get_VVB it_PNP ._SENT 
(_PUL Even_AV0 though_CJS his_DPS antics_NN2 caught_VVD the_AT0 attention_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 neighborhood_NN1 Facebook_NN1 page_NN1 —_PUN my_DPS dad_NN1 was_VBD a_AT0 group_NN1 member_NN1 —_PUN and_CJC the_AT0 old_AJ0 gossips_NN2 frothed_VVD with_PRP rage_NN1 at_PRP their_DPS keyboards_NN2 over_PRP the_AT0 blights_NN2 on_PRP the_AT0 neighborhood_NN1 landscape_NN1 ,_PUN not_XX0 a_AT0 single_AJ0 person_NN1 had_VHD ever_AV0 said_VVN anything_PNI to_PRP him_PNP or_CJC made_VVD him_PNP stop_VVI ._SENT How_AVQ was_VBD that_DT0 even_AV0 fair_AJ0 ?_SENT )_PUR 
But_CJC I_PNP was_VBD the_AT0 one_PNI riding_VVG the_AT0 victory_NN1 wave_NN1 for_PRP once_AV0 ,_PUN because_CJS yesterday_AV0 I_PNP 'd_VHD had_VHN the_AT0 brilliant_AJ0 idea_NN1 to_TO0 call_VVI the_AT0 city_NN1 after_CJS he_PNP 'd_VHD decided_VVN to_TO0 leave_VVI his_DPS car_NN1 in_PRP the_AT0 Spot_NN1 for_PRP three_CRD days_NN2 in_PRP a_AT0 row_NN1 ._SENT Omaha_NP0 had_VHD a_AT0 twenty-four-hour_AJ0 ordinance_NN1 ,_PUN so_AV0 good_AJ0 old_AJ0 Wesley_NP0 had_VHD earned_VVN himself_PNX a_AT0 nice_AJ0 little_AJ0 parking_NN1 ticket_NN1 ._SENT 
Not_XX0 going_VVG to_TO0 lie_VVI ,_PUN I_PNP did_VDD a_AT0 little_AJ0 happy_AJ0 dance_NN1 in_PRP my_DPS kitchen_NN1 when_CJS I_PNP saw_VVD the_AT0 deputy_NN1 slide_NN1 that_DT0 ticket_NN1 underneath_PRP Wes_NP0 's_POS windshield_NN1 wiper_NN1 ._SENT 
I_PNP checked_VVD all_DT0 four_CRD tires_VVZ before_PRP climbing_VVG into_PRP my_DPS car_NN1 and_CJC buckling_VVG my_DPS seat_NN1 belt_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP heard_VVD Wes_NP0 laugh_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC when_CJS I_PNP leaned_VVD down_AVP to_TO0 glare_VVI at_PRP him_PNP out_PRP the_AT0 passenger_NN1 window_NN1 ,_PUN his_DPS front_AJ0 door_NN1 slammed_VVD shut_AJ0 ._SENT 
Then_AV0 I_PNP saw_VVD what_DTQ he_PNP 'd_VHD found_VVN so_AV0 funny_AJ0 ._SENT 
The_AT0 parking_NN1 ticket_NN1 was_VBD now_AV0 on_PRP my_DPS car_NN1 ,_PUN stuck_VVN to_PRP the_AT0 middle_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 windshield_NN1 with_PRP clear_AJ0 packing_NN1 tape_NN1 that_CJT was_VBD impossible_AJ0 to_TO0 see_VVI through_AVP ._SENT Layers_NN2 and_CJC layers_NN2 of_PRF what_DTQ appeared_VVD to_TO0 be_VBI commercialgrade_AJ0 packing_NN1 tape_NN1 ._SENT 
I_PNP got_VVD out_AVP of_PRF the_AT0 car_NN1 and_CJC tried_VVD to_TO0 pry_VVI up_AVP a_AT0 corner_NN1 with_PRP my_DPS fingernail_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC the_AT0 edges_NN2 had_VHD all_AV0 been_VBN solidly_AV0 flattened_VVN down_AVP ._SENT 
What_DTQ a_AT0 tool_NN1 ._SENT 
When_CJS I_PNP finally_AV0 made_VVD it_PNP to_PRP school_NN1 after_PRP scraping_VVG my_DPS windshield_NN1 with_PRP a_AT0 razor_NN1 blade_NN1 and_CJC doing_VDG hard-core_AJ0 deep_AJ0 breathing_NN1 to_TO0 reclaim_VVI my_DPS zen_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP entered_VVD the_AT0 building_NN1 with_PRP the_AT0 Bridget_NP0 Jones_NP0 's_POS Diary_NN1 soundtrack_NN1 playing_VVG through_PRP my_DPS headphones_NN2 ._SENT I_PNP 'd_VHD watched_VVN the_AT0 movie_NN1 the_AT0 night_NN1 before_CJS —_PUN for_PRP the_AT0 thousandth_ORD time_NN1 in_PRP my_DPS life_NN1 —_PUN but_CJC this_DT0 time_NN1 the_AT0 soundtrack_NN1 had_VHD just_AV0 spoken_VVN to_PRP me_PNP ._SENT Mark_NP0 Darcy_NP0 saying_VVG Oh_ITJ ,_PUN yes_ITJ ,_PUN they_PNP fucking_AV0 do_VDB while_CJS kissing_VVG Bridget_NP0 was_VBD ,_PUN of_PRF course_NN1 ,_PUN as_PRP swoony_NN1 as_PRP hellfire_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC it_PNP would_VM0 n't_XX0 have_VHI been_VBN so_AV0 oh-my-God-worthy_AJ0 if_CJS not_XX0 for_PRP Van_NP0 Morrison_NP0 's_POS "_PUQ Someone_PNI Like_PRP You_PNP "_PUQ playing_VVG in_PRP the_AT0 background_NN1 ._SENT 
Yeah_ITJ —_PUN I_PNP have_VHB a_AT0 nerd-level_AJ0 fascination_NN1 with_PRP movie_NN1 soundtracks_NN2 ._SENT 
That_DT0 song_NN1 came_VVD on_AVP as_CJS I_PNP went_VVD past_PRP the_AT0 commons_NN2 and_CJC made_VVD my_DPS way_NN1 through_PRP the_AT0 crowds_NN2 of_PRF students_NN2 clogging_VVG up_AVP the_AT0 halls_NN2 ._SENT My_DPS favorite_AJ0 thing_NN1 about_PRP music_NN1 —_PUN when_CJS you_PNP played_VVD it_PNP loud_AV0 enough_AV0 through_PRP good_AJ0 headphones_NN2 (_PUL and_CJC I_PNP had_VHD the_AT0 best_AJS )_PUR —_PUN was_VBD that_CJT it_PNP softened_VVD the_AT0 edges_NN2 of_PRF the_AT0 world_NN1 ._SENT Van_NP0 Morrison_NP0 's_POS voice_NN1 made_VVD swimming_VVG upstream_AV0 in_PRP the_AT0 busy_AJ0 hallway_NN1 seem_VVB like_PRP it_PNP was_VBD a_AT0 scene_NN1 from_PRP a_AT0 movie_NN1 ,_PUN as_CJS opposed_VVN to_PRP the_AT0 royal_AJ0 pain_NN1 that_CJT it_PNP actually_AV0 was_VBD ._SENT 
I_PNP headed_VVD toward_PRP the_AT0 second-floor_AJ0 bathroom_NN1 ,_PUN where_CJS I_PNP met_VVD Jocelyn_NP0 every_AT0 morning_NN1 ._SENT My_DPS best_AJS friend_NN1 was_VBD a_AT0 perpetual_AJ0 oversleeper_NN1 ,_PUN so_CJS there_EX0 was_VBD rarely_AV0 a_AT0 day_NN1 when_CJS she_PNP was_VBD n't_XX0 scrambling_VVG to_TO0 put_VVI on_PRP her_DPS eyeliner_NN1 before_PRP the_AT0 bell_NN1 rang_VVD ._SENT 
"_PUQ Liz_NP0 ,_PUN I_PNP love_VVB that_DT0 dress_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ Joss_NP0 threw_VVD me_PNP a_AT0 side-glance_NN1 between_PRP cleaning_VVG up_AVP each_DT0 eye_NN1 with_PRP a_AT0 cotton_NN1 swab_NN1 as_CJS we_PNP walked_VVD into_PRP the_AT0 bathroom_NN1 ._SENT She_PNP pulled_VVD out_AVP a_AT0 tube_NN1 of_PRF mascara_NN1 and_CJC began_VVD swiping_VVG the_AT0 wand_NN1 over_PRP her_DPS lashes_NN2 ._SENT "_PUQ The_AT0 flowers_NN2 are_VBB so_AV0 you_PNP ._SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ Thanks_NN2 !_SENT "_PUQ I_PNP went_VVD over_AVP to_PRP the_AT0 mirror_NN1 and_CJC did_VDD a_AT0 turn_NN1 to_TO0 make_VVI sure_AJ0 the_AT0 vintage_AJ0 A-line_NP0 dress_NN1 was_VBD n't_XX0 stuck_VVN in_PRP my_DPS underwear_NN1 or_CJC something_PNI equally_AV0 embarrassing_AJ0 ._SENT Two_CRD cheerleaders_NN2 surrounded_VVN by_PRP a_AT0 puff_NN1 of_PRF white_AJ0 cloud_NN1 were_VBD vaping_VVG behind_PRP us_PNP ,_PUN and_CJC I_PNP gave_VVD them_PNP a_AT0 closed-mouth_AJ0 smile_NN1 ._SENT 
"_PUQ Do_VDB you_PNP try_VVI to_TO0 dress_VVI like_PRP the_AT0 leads_NN2 in_PRP your_DPS movies_NN2 ,_PUN or_CJC is_VBZ it_PNP a_AT0 coincidence_NN1 ?_SENT "_PUQ Joss_NP0 asked_VVD ._SENT 
"_PUQ Do_VDB n't_XX0 say_VVI ‘your_AJ0 movies_NN2 '_PUQ like_VVB I_PNP 'm_VBB addicted_VVN to_PRP porn_NN1 or_CJC something_PNI ._SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ You_PNP know_VVB what_DTQ I_PNP mean_VVB ,_PUN "_PUQ Joss_NP0 said_VVD as_CJS she_PNP separated_VVD her_DPS lashes_NN2 with_PRP a_AT0 safety_NN1 pin_NN1 ._SENT 
I_PNP knew_VVD exactly_AV0 what_DTQ she_PNP meant_VVD ._SENT I_PNP watched_VVD my_DPS mom_NN1 's_POS beloved_AJ0 rom-coms_NN2 practically_AV0 every_AT0 night_NN1 ,_PUN using_VVG her_DPS DVD_AJ0 collection_NN1 I_PNP 'd_VHD inherited_VVN when_CJS she_PNP died_VVD ._SENT I_PNP felt_VVD closer_AV0 to_PRP my_DPS mother_NN1 when_CJS I_PNP watched_VVD them_PNP ;_PUN it_PNP felt_VVD like_PRP a_AT0 tiny_AJ0 piece_NN1 of_PRF her_PNP was_VBD there_AV0 ,_PUN watching_VVG beside_PRP me_PNP ._SENT Probably_AV0 because_CJS we_PNP 'd_VHD watched_VVN them_PNP together_AV0 So_AV0 ._SENT Many_DT0 ._SENT Times_NN2 ._SENT 
But_CJC Jocelyn_NP0 did_VDD n't_XX0 know_VVI any_DT0 of_PRF that_DT0 ._SENT We_PNP 'd_VHD grown_VVN up_AVP on_PRP the_AT0 same_DT0 street_NN1 but_CJC had_VHD n't_XX0 become_VVN actual_AJ0 good_AJ0 friends_NN2 until_PRP sophomore_NP0 year_NN1 ,_PUN so_CJS even_AV0 though_CJS she_PNP knew_VVD my_DPS mom_NN1 had_VHD died_VVN when_CJS I_PNP was_VBD in_PRP fifth_ORD grade_NN1 ,_PUN we_PNP 'd_VM0 never_AV0 really_AV0 talked_VVN about_PRP it_PNP ._SENT She_PNP 'd_VHD always_AV0 assumed_VVN I_PNP was_VBD obsessed_AJ0 with_PRP love_NN1 because_CJS I_PNP was_VBD hopelessly_AV0 romantic_AJ0 ._SENT I_PNP never_AV0 corrected_VVD her_PNP ._SENT 
"_PUQ Hey_ITJ ,_PUN did_VDD you_PNP ask_VVI your_DPS dad_NN1 about_PRP the_AT0 senior_AJ0 picnic_NN1 ?_SENT "_PUQ Joss_NP0 looked_VVD at_PRP me_PNP in_PRP the_AT0 mirror_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC I_PNP knew_VVD she_PNP was_VBD going_VVG to_TO0 be_VBI irritated_VVN ._SENT Honestly_AV0 ,_PUN I_PNP was_VBD surprised_AJ0 that_CJT was_VBD n't_XX0 the_AT0 first_ORD thing_NN1 she_PNP asked_VVD me_PNP when_CJS I_PNP walked_VVD in_AVP ._SENT 
"_PUQ He_PNP was_VBD n't_XX0 home_AV0 last_ORD night_NN1 until_CJS after_CJS I_PNP went_VVD to_PRP bed_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ It_PNP was_VBD the_AT0 truth_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC I_PNP could_VM0 've_VHI asked_VVN Helena_NP0 ,_PUN if_CJS I_PNP 'd_VHD really_AV0 wanted_VVN to_TO0 discuss_VVI it_PNP ._SENT "_PUQ I_PNP 'll_VM0 talk_VVI to_PRP him_PNP today_AV0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ Sure_AV0 you_PNP will_VM0 ._SENT "_PUQ She_PNP twisted_VVD the_AT0 mascara_NN1 closed_VVD and_CJC shoved_VVD it_PNP into_PRP her_DPS makeup_NN1 bag_NN1 ._SENT 
"_PUQ I_PNP will_VM0 ._SENT I_PNP promise_VVB ._SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ Come_VVB on_AVP ._SENT "_PUQ Jocelyn_NP0 stuck_VVD her_DPS makeup_NN1 bag_NN1 into_PRP her_DPS backpack_NN1 and_CJC grabbed_VVD her_DPS coffee_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ I_PNP ca_VM0 n't_XX0 be_VBI tardy_AJ0 to_PRP Lit_NN1 again_AV0 or_CJC I_PNP 'll_VM0 get_VVI detention_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC I_PNP told_VVD Kate_NP0 I_PNP 'd_VM0 drop_VVI gum_NN1 by_PRP her_DPS locker_NN1 on_PRP the_AT0 way_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ 
I_PNP adjusted_VVD the_AT0 messenger_NN1 bag_NN1 on_PRP my_DPS shoulder_NN1 and_CJC caught_VVD a_AT0 glimpse_NN1 of_PRF my_DPS face_NN1 in_PRP the_AT0 mirror_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ Wait_VVB —_PUN I_PNP forgot_VVD lipstick_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ We_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 have_VHI time_NN1 for_PRP lipstick_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ There_EX0 's_VBZ always_AV0 time_NN1 for_PRP lipstick_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ I_PNP unzipped_VVD the_AT0 side_NN1 pouch_NN1 and_CJC pulled_VVD out_AVP my_DPS new_AJ0 fave_NN1 ,_PUN Retrograde_NP0 Red_NP0 ._SENT On_PRP the_AT0 off_AVP chance_NN1 (_PUL so_AV0 very_AV0 off_PRP chance_NN1 )_PUR my_DPS McDreamy_NP0 was_VBD in_PRP the_AT0 building_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP wanted_VVD good_AJ0 mouth_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ You_PNP go_VVB ahead_AV0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
She_PNP left_VVD and_CJC I_PNP rubbed_VVD the_AT0 color_NN1 over_PRP my_DPS lips_NN2 ._SENT Much_AV0 better_AV0 ._SENT I_PNP tucked_VVD the_AT0 lipstick_NN1 back_AVP into_PRP my_DPS bag_NN1 ,_PUN replaced_VVD my_DPS headphones_NN2 ,_PUN and_CJC exited_VVD the_AT0 restroom_NN1 ,_PUN hitting_VVG play_NN1 and_CJC letting_VVG the_AT0 rest_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 Bridget_NP0 Jones_NP0 soundtrack_NN1 wrap_VVB itself_PNX around_PRP my_DPS psyche_NN1 ._SENT 
When_CJS I_PNP got_VVD to_PRP English_AJ0 Lit_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP walked_VVD to_PRP the_AT0 back_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 room_NN1 and_CJC took_VVD a_AT0 seat_NN1 at_PRP the_AT0 desk_NN1 between_PRP Joss_NP0 and_CJC Laney_NP0 Morgan_NP0 ,_PUN sliding_VVG my_DPS headphones_NN2 down_AVP to_PRP my_DPS neck_NN1 ._SENT 
"_PUQ What_DTQ did_VDD you_PNP put_VVI for_PRP number_NN1 eight_CRD ?_SENT "_PUQ Jocelyn_NP0 was_VBD writing_VVG fast_AV0 while_CJS she_PNP talked_VVD to_PRP me_PNP ,_PUN finishing_VVG her_DPS homework_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ I_PNP forgot_VVD about_PRP the_AT0 reading_NN1 ,_PUN so_CJS I_PNP have_VHB no_AT0 idea_NN1 why_AVQ Gatsby_NP0 's_POS shirts_NN2 made_VVD Daisy_NP0 cry_VVI ._SENT "_PUQ 
I_PNP pulled_VVD out_AVP my_DPS worksheet_NN1 and_CJC let_VVB Joss_NP0 copy_VVI my_DPS answer_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC my_DPS eyes_NN2 shifted_VVD over_AVP to_PRP Laney_NP0 ._SENT If_CJS surveyed_VVN ,_PUN everyone_PNI on_PRP the_AT0 planet_NN1 would_VM0 unanimously_AV0 agree_VVI that_CJT the_AT0 girl_NN1 was_VBD beautiful_AJ0 ;_PUN it_PNP was_VBD an_AT0 indisputable_AJ0 fact_NN1 ._SENT She_PNP had_VHD one_PNI of_PRF those_DT0 noses_NN2 that_CJT was_VBD so_AV0 adorable_AJ0 ,_PUN its_DPS existence_NN1 had_VHD surely_AV0 created_VVN the_AT0 need_NN1 for_PRP the_AT0 word_NN1 "_PUQ pert_AJ0 ._SENT "_PUQ Her_DPS eyes_NN2 were_VBD huge_AJ0 like_PRP a_AT0 Disney_NP0 princess_NN1 's_VBZ ,_PUN and_CJC her_DPS blond_AJ0 hair_NN1 was_VBD always_AV0 shiny_AJ0 and_CJC soft_AJ0 and_CJC looked_VVD like_CJS it_PNP belonged_VVD in_PRP a_AT0 shampoo_NN1 commercial_AJ0 ._SENT Too_AV0 bad_AJ0 her_DPS soul_NN1 was_VBD the_AT0 exact_AJ0 opposite_NN1 of_PRF her_DPS physical_AJ0 appearance_NN1 ._SENT 
I_PNP disliked_VVD her_PNP so_AV0 very_AV0 much_AV0 ._SENT 
On_PRP the_AT0 first_ORD day_NN1 of_PRF kindergarten_NN1 ,_PUN she_PNP 'd_VHD yelled_VVN Ewwww_NP0 when_CJS I_PNP 'd_VHD gotten_VVN a_AT0 bloody_AJ0 nose_NN1 ,_PUN pointing_VVG at_PRP my_DPS face_NN1 until_PRP the_AT0 entire_AJ0 class_NN1 gawked_VVD at_PRP me_PNP in_PRP disgust_NN1 ._SENT In_PRP third_ORD grade_NN1 ,_PUN she_PNP 'd_VHD told_VVN Dave_NP0 Addleman_NP0 that_CJT my_DPS notebook_NN1 was_VBD full_AJ0 of_PRF love_NN1 notes_NN2 about_PRP him_PNP ._SENT (_PUL She_PNP 'd_VHD been_VBN right_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC that_DT0 was_VBD n't_XX0 the_AT0 point_NN1 ._SENT )_PUR Laney_NN1 had_VHD blabbed_VVD to_PRP him_PNP ,_PUN and_CJC instead_AV0 of_PRF being_VBG sweet_AJ0 or_CJC charming_AJ0 like_PRP the_AT0 movies_NN2 had_VHD led_VVN me_PNP to_TO0 believe_VVI he_PNP 'd_VM0 be_VBI ,_PUN David_NP0 had_VHD called_VVN me_PNP a_AT0 weirdo_NN1 ._SENT And_CJC in_PRP fifth_ORD grade_NN1 ,_PUN not_XX0 long_AV0 after_PRP my_DPS mom_NN1 had_VHD died_VVN and_CJC I_PNP 'd_VHD been_VBN forced_VVN to_TO0 sit_VVI by_PRP Laney_NP0 in_PRP the_AT0 lunchroom_NN1 due_AJ0 to_PRP assigned_AJ0 seating_NN1 ,_PUN every_AT0 day_NN1 as_CJS I_PNP picked_VVD at_PRP my_DPS barely_AV0 edible_AJ0 hot_AJ0 lunch_NN1 ,_PUN she_PNP would_VM0 unzip_VVI her_DPS pastel_AJ0 pink_AJ0 lunchbox_NN1 and_CJC wow_VVB the_AT0 entire_AJ0 table_NN1 with_PRP the_AT0 delights_NN2 her_DPS mother_NN1 had_VHD made_VVN just_AV0 for_PRP her_PNP ._SENT 
Sandwiches_NN2 cut_VVN into_PRP adorable_AJ0 shapes_NN2 ,_PUN homemade_AJ0 cookies_NN2 ,_PUN brownies_NN2 with_PRP sprinkles_NN2 ;_PUN it_PNP had_VHD been_VBN a_AT0 treasure_NN1 trove_NN1 of_PRF kiddie_NN1 culinary_AJ0 masterpieces_NN2 ,_PUN each_DT0 one_PNI more_AV0 lovingly_AV0 prepared_AJ0 than_CJS the_AT0 last_ORD ._SENT 
But_CJC the_AT0 notes_NN2 were_VBD what_DTQ had_VHD destroyed_VVN me_PNP ._SENT 
There_EX0 was_VBD n't_XX0 a_AT0 single_AJ0 day_NN1 that_CJT her_DPS lunch_NN1 did_VDD n't_XX0 include_VVI a_AT0 handwritten_AJ0 note_NN1 from_PRP her_DPS mom_NN1 ._SENT They_PNP were_VBD funny_AJ0 little_AJ0 letters_NN2 that_CJT Laney_NP0 used_VM0 to_TO0 read_VVI out_AVP loud_AV0 to_PRP her_DPS friends_NN2 ,_PUN with_PRP silly_AJ0 drawings_NN2 in_PRP the_AT0 margins_NN2 ,_PUN and_CJC if_CJS I_PNP allowed_VVD my_DPS snooping_AJ0 eyes_NN2 to_TO0 stray_VVI to_PRP the_AT0 bottom_NN1 ,_PUN where_CJS it_PNP said_VVD "_PUQ Love_NN1 ,_PUN Mom_NN1 "_PUQ in_PRP curly_AJ0 cursive_AJ0 with_PRP doodled_VVD hearts_NN2 around_PRP it_PNP ,_PUN I_PNP would_VM0 get_VVI so_AV0 sad_AJ0 that_CJT I_PNP could_VM0 n't_XX0 even_AV0 eat_VVI ._SENT 
To_PRP this_DT0 day_NN1 ,_PUN everyone_PNI thought_VVD Laney_NP0 was_VBD great_AJ0 and_CJC pretty_AJ0 and_CJC smart_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC I_PNP knew_VVD the_AT0 truth_NN1 ._SENT She_PNP might_VM0 pretend_VVI to_TO0 be_VBI nice_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC for_PRP as_AV0 long_AJ0 as_CJS I_PNP could_VM0 remember_VVI ,_PUN she_PNP 'd_VHD given_VVN me_DPS crusty-weird_NN1 looks_VVZ ._SENT As_CJS in_PRP every_AT0 single_AJ0 time_NN1 the_AT0 girl_NN1 looked_VVD at_PRP me_PNP ,_PUN it_PNP was_VBD like_CJS I_PNP had_VHD something_PNI on_PRP my_DPS face_NN1 and_CJC she_PNP could_VM0 n't_XX0 decide_VVI if_CJS she_PNP was_VBD grossed-out_AJ0 or_CJC amused_AJ0 ._SENT 
