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In_PRP fact_NN1 ,_PUN if_CJS Zuckerberg_NP0 developed_VVD a_AT0 way_NN1 for_PRP me_PNP to_TO0 have_VHI subtitles_NN2 implanted_VVN into_PRP my_DPS eye_NN1 sockets_NN2 ,_PUN I_PNP would_VM0 totally_AV0 forgive_VVI him_PNP for_PRP the_AT0 whole_AJ0 destruction-of-democracy_NN1 thing_NN1 ._SENT 
It_PNP all_AV0 started_VVD when_CJS my_DPS friends_NN2 insisted_VVD that_CJT we_PNP watch_VVB "_PUQ Tenet_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ I_PNP did_VDD n't_XX0 protest_VVI —_PUN even_AV0 though_CJS I_PNP really_AV0 wanted_VVD to_TO0 watch_VVI "_PUQ The_AT0 Lion_NN1 King_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ Yes_ITJ ,_PUN I_PNP know_VVB it_PNP was_VBD a_AT0 cash_NN1 grab_NN1 by_PRP Disney_NP0 and_CJC that_CJT the_AT0 animation_NN1 looks_VVZ like_PRP uncooked_AJ0 meat_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC Beyoncé_NP0 is_VBZ in_PRP it_PNP ,_PUN so_AV0 show_VVB some_DT0 respect_NN1 ._SENT 
Then_AV0 my_DPS friend_NN1 Warren_NP0 said_VVD that_CJT we_PNP should_VM0 watch_VVI the_AT0 movie_NN1 without_PRP subtitles_NN2 ,_PUN as_CJS they_PNP distract_VVB from_PRP the_AT0 cinematography_NN1 ._SENT 
Whatever_DTQ ,_PUN Warren_NP0 —_PUN we_PNP get_VVB it_PNP ._SENT You_PNP majored_VVD in_PRP film_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC now_AV0 you_PNP have_VHB to_TO0 constantly_AV0 remind_VVI people_NN0 of_PRF that_DT0 by_PRP shoehorning_AJ0 phrases_NN2 like_PRP "_PUQ mise_NN1 en_NP0 scène_NN1 "_PUQ into_PRP conversations_NN2 ,_PUN because_CJS otherwise_AV0 you_PNP 'd_VM0 have_VHI to_TO0 accept_VVI the_AT0 reality_NN1 that_CJT you_PNP 're_VBB just_AV0 a_AT0 boring_AJ0 guy_NN1 with_PRP an_AT0 office_NN1 job_NN1 like_PRP the_AT0 rest_NN1 of_PRF us_PNP ._SENT 
Anyway_AV0 ,_PUN now_AV0 here_AV0 we_PNP are_VBB ,_PUN forty-five_CRD minutes_NN2 into_PRP the_AT0 movie_NN1 —_PUN or_CJC are_VBB we_PNP three_CRD hours_NN2 in_AVP ?_SENT I_PNP 've_VHB lost_VVN track_NN1 of_PRF time_NN1 ,_PUN as_CJS well_AV0 as_CJS the_AT0 topography_NN1 of_PRF my_DPS existence_NN1 —_PUN and_CJC I_PNP have_VHB n't_XX0 a_AT0 clue_NN1 what_DTQ 's_VBZ going_VVG on_AVP ._SENT 
So_AV0 I_PNP must_VM0 do_VDI what_DTQ I_PNP have_VHB never_AV0 done_VDN before_AV0 —_PUN solve_VVB the_AT0 puzzle_NN1 of_PRF this_DT0 plot_NN1 without_PRP the_AT0 assistance_NN1 of_PRF subtitles_NN2 ._SENT 
The_AT0 main_AJ0 character_NN1 just_AV0 said_VVD something_PNI important_AJ0 ._SENT Why_AVQ did_VDD he_PNP have_VHI to_TO0 say_VVI it_PNP so_AV0 quietly_AV0 ?_SENT Warren_NP0 looks_VVZ nervous_AJ0 ,_PUN so_AV0 it_PNP must_VM0 be_VBI pivotal_AJ0 in_PRP some_DT0 way_NN1 ._SENT Or_CJC is_VBZ that_CJT just_AV0 Warren_NP0 's_POS face_NN1 ?_SENT Is_VBZ Warren_NP0 doing_VDG O.K._AV0 ?_SENT Should_VM0 I_PNP be_VBI checking_VVG in_AVP on_PRP him_PNP ?_SENT Am_VBB I_PNP a_AT0 bad_AJ0 friend_NN1 ?_SENT 
Oh_ITJ ,_PUN shit_NN1 ._SENT Explosion_NN1 ._SENT O.K._AV0 ,_PUN it_PNP 's_VBZ definitely_AV0 the_AT0 movie_NN1 and_CJC not_XX0 Warren_NP0 's_POS failing_AJ0 marriage_NN1 that_CJT has_VHZ him_PNP stressed_VVN ._SENT 
Wait_VVB ,_PUN Robert_NP0 Pattinson_NP0 is_VBZ in_PRP this_DT0 ?_SENT How_AVQ is_VBZ he_PNP in_PRP everything_PNI ?_SENT Who_PNQ is_VBZ this_DT0 guy_NN1 's_POS agent_NN1 ?_SENT 
Now_AV0 the_AT0 characters_NN2 are_VBB arguing_VVG ._SENT And_CJC yet_AV0 they_PNP 're_VBB still_AV0 whispering_VVG ._SENT I_PNP made_VVD out_AVP the_AT0 word_NN1 "_PUQ inverted_AJ0 ._SENT "_PUQ That_DT0 's_VBZ something_PNI ._SENT Now_AV0 I_PNP must_VM0 use_VVI that_CJT one_CRD word_NN1 to_TO0 work_VVI out_AVP what_DTQ the_AT0 hell_NN1 is_VBZ going_VVG on_AVP ._SENT 
I_PNP already_AV0 asked_VVD "_PUQ What_DTQ did_VDD he_PNP say_VVI ?_SENT "_PUQ twice_AV0 ._SENT I_PNP have_VHB one_PNI more_AV0 "_PUQ What_DTQ did_VDD he_PNP say_VVI ?_SENT "_PUQ left_VVD in_PRP my_DPS arsenal_NN1 before_PRP my_DPS friends_NN2 think_VVB I_PNP 'm_VBB stupid_AJ0 ._SENT I_PNP ca_VM0 n't_XX0 use_VVI it_PNP yet_AV0 ._SENT I_PNP must_VM0 try_VVI harder_AV0 to_TO0 understand_VVI ._SENT 
Maybe_AV0 it_PNP 'll_VM0 help_VVI if_CJS I_PNP turn_VVB up_AVP the_AT0 volume_NN1 ._SENT Nice_AV0 —_PUN that_DT0 's_VBZ better_AJC ._SENT I_PNP just_AV0 understood_VVD an_AT0 entire_AJ0 sentence_NN1 and_CJC FUCK_NN1 !_SENT It_PNP 's_VBZ so_AV0 loud_AJ0 !_SENT Goddammit_ITJ !_SENT There_EX0 's_VBZ a_AT0 car_NN1 chase_NN1 and_CJC my_DPS eardrums_NN2 are_VBB about_AVP to_TO0 burst_VVI ._SENT All_DT0 right_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP 'll_VM0 turn_VVI it_PNP back_AVP down_AVP !_SENT 
Great_AJ0 ,_PUN here_AV0 they_PNP go_VVB ,_PUN mumbling_VVG again_AV0 ._SENT In_PRP a_AT0 British_AJ0 accent_NN1 ,_PUN too_AV0 ._SENT Why_AVQ did_VDD we_PNP even_AV0 bother_VVB to_TO0 overthrow_VVI the_AT0 British_AJ0 colonial_AJ0 monarchy_NN1 if_CJS ,_PUN two_CRD hundred_CRD years_NN2 later_AV0 ,_PUN I_PNP still_AV0 have_VHB to_TO0 stop_VVI myself_PNX from_PRP eating_VVG potato_NN1 chips_NN2 so_AV0 that_CJT I_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 miss_VVI any_DT0 dialogue_NN1 ?_SENT 
As_AV0 if_CJS time_NN1 travel_NN1 is_VBZ n't_XX0 already_AV0 complicated_AJ0 enough_AV0 ,_PUN the_AT0 director_NN1 had_VHD to_TO0 also_AV0 Nolan-ify_VVI it_PNP ._SENT Is_VBZ he_PNP trying_VVG to_TO0 get_VVI extra_AJ0 credit_NN1 or_CJC something_PNI ?_SENT 
That_DT0 man_NN1 must_VM0 be_VBI so_AV0 anxious_AJ0 when_CJS he_PNP 's_VBZ writing_VVG his_DPS scripts_NN2 ._SENT I_PNP hope_VVB he_PNP finds_VVZ peace_NN1 and_CJC writes_VVZ an_AT0 ABC_NP0 Family_NN1 rom-com_NN1 one_CRD day_NN1 with_PRP a_AT0 predictable_AJ0 plot_NN1 and_CJC cliché_NN1 characters_NN2 ._SENT He_PNP deserves_VVZ it_PNP ._SENT 
Now_AV0 we_PNP are_VBB halfway_AJ0 through_PRP this_DT0 movie_NN1 ._SENT Or_CJC this_DT0 is_VBZ the_AT0 end_NN1 ._SENT We_PNP could_VM0 honestly_AV0 be_VBI watching_VVG an_AT0 entirely_AV0 different_AJ0 movie_NN1 and_CJC I_PNP would_VM0 n't_XX0 know_VVI ._SENT So_AV0 what_DTQ is_VBZ "_PUQ Tenet_NN1 "_PUQ ?_SENT That_DT0 's_VBZ a_AT0 person_NN1 ,_PUN right_AV0 ?_SENT Although_CJS I_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 think_VVI I_PNP 've_VHB heard_VVN anyone_PNI call_VVI someone_PNI Tenet_NN1 ._SENT Maybe_AV0 they_PNP 'll_VM0 say_VVI the_AT0 word_NN1 at_PRP the_AT0 climax_NN1 and_CJC the_AT0 music_NN1 will_VM0 swell_VVI ._SENT 
Or_CJC ,_PUN wait_VVB ,_PUN did_VDD they_PNP already_AV0 say_VVB the_AT0 word_NN1 ?_SENT 
And_CJC why_AVQ are_VBB they_PNP on_PRP a_AT0 boat_NN1 now_AV0 ?_SENT And_CJC now_AV0 they_PNP 're_VBB in_PRP India_NP0 ?_SENT I_PNP thought_VVD they_PNP were_VBD in_PRP Russia_NP0 ?_SENT Time_NN1 is_VBZ going_VVG both_AV0 forward_AV0 and_CJC backward_AV0 ?_SENT Who_PNQ is_VBZ that_DT0 ?_SENT Who_PNQ am_VBB I_PNP ?_SENT If_CJS there_EX0 were_VBD a_AT0 gun_NN1 to_PRP my_DPS head_NN1 ,_PUN I_PNP could_VM0 n't_XX0 answer_VVI these_DT0 questions_NN2 ._SENT 
