Wow_ITJ ,_PUN congrats_NN2 !_SENT After_PRP nine_CRD long_AJ0 months_NN2 ,_PUN your_DPS Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 has_VHZ arrived_VVN ._SENT Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 are_VBB a_AT0 gift_NN1 —_PUN not_XX0 just_AV0 to_PRP their_DPS parents_NN2 but_CJC to_PRP society_NN1 as_PRP a_AT0 whole_NN1 ._SENT The_AT0 U.S._NP0 birth_NN1 rate_NN1 is_VBZ at_PRP its_DPS lowest_AJS level_NN1 since_PRP 1979_CRD ,_PUN and_CJC Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 like_CJS yours_PNP are_VBB critical_AJ0 to_PRP our_DPS nation_NN1 's_POS success_NN1 ._SENT Also_AV0 ,_PUN better_AV0 out_AVP than_CJS in_PRP ,_PUN I_PNP always_AV0 say_VVB ._SENT (_PUL I_PNP am_VBB a_AT0 man_NN1 ._SENT )_PUR 
Having_VHG a_AT0 Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 changes_VVZ everything_PNI ._SENT Now_AV0 ,_PUN instead_AV0 of_PRF being_VBG one_CRD of_PRF those_DT0 unpatriotic_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 who_PNQ do_VDB n't_XX0 create_VVI Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 ,_PUN you_PNP 're_VBB actually_AV0 contributing_VVG to_PRP our_DPS long-term_AJ0 survival_NN1 !_SENT It_PNP 's_VBZ almost_AV0 like_AV0 you_PNP should_VM0 get_VVI a_AT0 big_AJ0 discount_NN1 on_PRP your_DPS current_AJ0 taxes_NN2 ._SENT You_PNP wo_VM0 n't_XX0 really_AV0 ,_PUN of_PRF course_NN1 ._SENT But_CJC it_PNP 's_VBZ almost_AV0 like_AV0 you_PNP should_VM0 ._SENT 
Our_DPS country_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT0 bit_NN1 bankrupt_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC we_PNP need_VVB Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 like_PRP yours_PNP to_TO0 keep_VVI the_AT0 lights_NN2 on_AVP ._SENT (_PUL That_DT0 's_VBZ a_AT0 figure_NN1 of_PRF speech_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC our_DPS power_NN1 grid_NN1 is_VBZ definitely_AV0 deteriorating_AJ0 ._SENT )_PUR We_PNP could_VM0 just_AV0 make_VVI Jeff_NP0 Bezos_NP0 pay_NN1 taxes_NN2 ,_PUN but_CJC that_DT0 seems_VVZ like_PRP a_AT0 lot_NN1 of_PRF paperwork_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC he_PNP said_VVD that_CJT he_PNP 'd_VM0 prefer_VVI not_XX0 to_TO0 ._SENT We_PNP could_VM0 also_AV0 just_AV0 increase_VVI deficit_NN1 spending_NN1 ,_PUN because_CJS money_NN1 is_VBZ imaginary_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC some_DT0 of_PRF the_AT0 people_NN0 are_VBB really_AV0 against_PRP that_DT0 for_PRP some_DT0 reason_NN1 ._SENT Plus_AV0 ,_PUN we_PNP 'd_VM0 hate_VVI to_TO0 rob_VVI you_PNP of_PRF the_AT0 joy_NN1 of_PRF seeing_VVG your_DPS Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 file_NN1 for_PRP the_AT0 very_AV0 first_ORD time_NN1 !_SENT 
The_AT0 current_AJ0 birth_NN1 rate_NN1 is_VBZ 1.75_CRD Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 per_PRP woman_NN1 ,_PUN which_DTQ is_VBZ crazy_AJ0 —_PUN I_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 know_VVI any_DT0 women_NN2 with_PRP 1.75_CRD Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 !_SENT So_AV0 ,_PUN ladies_NN2 ,_PUN please_AV0 have_VHB another_DT0 .25_CRD Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 ,_PUN and_CJC several_DT0 more_DT0 if_CJS at_PRP all_DT0 possible_AJ0 ._SENT Or_CJC ,_PUN at_PRP the_AT0 very_AV0 least_AV0 ,_PUN adopt_VVB ._SENT There_EX0 is_VBZ no_AT0 greater_AJC act_NN1 of_PRF love_NN1 than_CJS giving_VVG a_AT0 child_NN1 a_AT0 home_NN1 and_CJC setting_VVG them_PNP on_PRP a_AT0 path_NN1 toward_PRP lifelong_AJ0 overemployment_NN1 ._SENT 
Your_DPS Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 is_VBZ growing_VVG up_AVP so_AV0 quickly_AV0 !_SENT Pretty_AV0 soon_AV0 ,_PUN she_PNP 'll_VM0 be_VBI walking_VVG and_CJC propping_VVG up_AVP Social_AJ0 Security_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC then_AV0 perhaps_AV0 she_PNP 'll_VM0 have_VHI Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 of_PRF her_DPS own_DT0 ,_PUN assuming_VVG that_CJT she_PNP remembers_VVZ what_DTQ Darwin_NP0 said_VVD in_AVP "_PUQ On_PRP the_AT0 Origin_NN1 of_PRF Taxpayers_NN2 "_PUQ :_PUN the_AT0 fitness_NN1 of_PRF a_AT0 Taxpayer_NN1 is_VBZ determined_VVN largely_AV0 by_PRP its_DPS ability_NN1 to_PRP self-replace_NN1 ._SENT 
Women_NN2 are_VBB choosing_VVG to_TO0 have_VHI Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 later_AV0 and_CJC later_AV0 ._SENT And_CJC that_DT0 's_VBZ O.K._AJ0 !_SENT I_PNP mean_VVB ,_PUN it_PNP 's_VBZ great_AJ0 that_CJT women_NN2 have_VHB other_AJ0 opportunities_NN2 ,_PUN such_DT0 as_PRP being_VBG Current_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 ._SENT Besides_AV0 ,_PUN I_PNP choose_VVB to_TO0 believe_VVI that_CJT they_PNP can_VM0 have_VHI it_PNP all_DT0 ,_PUN and_CJC ,_PUN by_PRP extension_NN1 ,_PUN that_CJT we_PNP can_VM0 have_VHI a_AT0 substantial_AJ0 cut_NN1 of_PRF it_PNP all_DT0 ,_PUN determined_VVN by_PRP the_AT0 applicable_AJ0 marginal_AJ0 rates_NN2 ._SENT 
These_DT0 days_NN2 ,_PUN you_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 need_VVI a_AT0 partner_NN1 to_TO0 produce_VVI a_AT0 Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 ._SENT That_DT0 's_VBZ an_AT0 old_AJ0 ,_PUN patriarchal_AJ0 way_NN1 of_PRF thinking_VVG about_PRP tax_NN1 households_NN2 ._SENT Just_AV0 make_VVB sure_AJ0 that_CJT you_PNP earn_VVB enough_DT0 money_NN1 to_TO0 pay_VVI for_PRP a_AT0 full-time_AJ0 Nanny_NN1 Taxpayer_NN1 ._SENT 
Oops_ITJ —_PUN just_AV0 realized_VVD that_CJT Social_AJ0 Security_NN1 is_VBZ set_VVN to_TO0 be_VBI depleted_VVN by_PRP 2033._CRD Do_VDB you_PNP think_VVI you_PNP can_VM0 expedite_VVI your_DPS Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 's_VBZ taxpaying_AJ0 ?_SENT She_PNP does_VDZ n't_XX0 need_VVI to_TO0 learn_VVI much_AV0 ,_PUN just_AV0 to_TO0 stop_VVI crying_VVG all_DT0 the_AT0 time_NN1 ._SENT Our_DPS economists_NN2 note_VVB that_CJT the_AT0 fastest-growing_AJS sectors_NN2 —_PUN student-loan-debt_AJ0 collection_NN1 ,_PUN anti-vax_NN1 activism_NN1 ,_PUN etc._AV0 —_PUN do_VDB not_XX0 require_VVI literacy_NN1 ._SENT 
We_PNP all_AV0 want_VVB the_AT0 same_DT0 thing_NN1 for_PRP our_DPS nation_NN1 's_POS Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 :_PUN health_NN1 ,_PUN love_NN1 ,_PUN laughter_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC an_AT0 accountant_NN1 who_PNQ 's_VBZ good_AJ0 but_CJC not_XX0 great_AJ0 ,_PUN so_AV0 that_CJT your_DPS Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 likely_AJ0 overpays_NN2 ._SENT I_PNP know_VVB it_PNP 's_VBZ hard_AJ0 to_TO0 wake_VVI up_AVP every_AT0 three_CRD hours_NN2 to_TO0 feed_VVI your_DPS Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 ._SENT But_CJC ,_PUN when_CJS the_AT0 going_NN1 gets_VVZ tough_AJ0 ,_PUN remember_VVB this_DT0 :_PUN our_DPS outdated_AJ0 infrastructure_NN1 will_VM0 crumble_VVI without_PRP her_PNP !_SENT It_PNP would_VM0 probably_AV0 crumble_VVI anyway_AV0 ,_PUN but_CJC we_PNP need_VVB all_DT0 hands_NN2 on_PRP deck_NN1 to_TO0 helplessly_AV0 bear_VVI witness_NN1 to_PRP that_DT0 crumbling_NN1 ._SENT 
It_PNP 's_VBZ possible_AJ0 that_CJT we_PNP should_VM0 have_VHI designed_VVN a_AT0 better_AJC system_NN1 for_PRP caring_VVG for_PRP the_AT0 elderly_AJ0 than_CJS just_AV0 hoping_VVG that_CJT Future_AJ0 Taxpayers_NN2 would_VM0 be_VBI born_VVN at_PRP the_AT0 same_DT0 rates_NN2 they_PNP always_AV0 had_VHD ,_PUN despite_PRP the_AT0 rising_AJ0 costs_NN2 of_PRF health_NN1 care_NN1 ,_PUN education_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC housing_NN1 ._SENT It_PNP 's_VBZ possible_AJ0 ,_PUN too_AV0 ,_PUN that_CJT there_EX0 is_VBZ an_AT0 even_AV0 deeper_AJC problem_NN1 with_PRP predicating_VVG the_AT0 stability_NN1 of_PRF our_DPS economic_AJ0 system_NN1 on_PRP constant_AJ0 growth_NN1 ._SENT 
But_CJC ,_PUN instead_AV0 ,_PUN we_PNP 're_VBB staking_VVG Grandma_NP0 's_POS livelihood_NN1 on_PRP a_AT0 Future_AJ0 Taxpayer_NN1 who_PNQ currently_AV0 ca_VM0 n't_XX0 hold_VVI up_AVP her_DPS own_DT0 head_NN1 ._SENT It_PNP 's_VBZ not_XX0 great_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC at_PRP least_AV0 her_DPS little_DT0 feet_NN2 are_VBB adorable_AJ0 !_SENT 
