How_AVQ many_DT0 blondes_NN2 does_VDZ it_PNP take_VVI to_TO0 screw_VVI in_PRP a_AT0 light_AJ0 bulb_NN1 ?_SENT 
None_PNI ._SENT Each_DT0 blonde_NN1 must_VM0 sit_VVI in_PRP the_AT0 dark_NN1 and_CJC confront_VVB nothingness_NN1 and_CJC ,_PUN by_PRP extension_NN1 ,_PUN death_NN1 ._SENT Only_AV0 then_AV0 can_VM0 she_PNP choose_VVI to_TO0 become_VVI something_PNI authentic_AJ0 —_PUN like_PRP a_AT0 depressed_AJ0 artist_NN1 ,_PUN a_AT0 chain-smoking_AJ0 novelist_NN1 ,_PUN or_CJC a_AT0 beret-wearing_AJ0 loafer_NN1 who_PNQ sits_VVZ in_PRP coffee_NN1 shops_NN2 all_DT0 day_NN1 rambling_VVG about_PRP Hegel_NP0 ._SENT 
How_AVQ do_VDB you_PNP drown_VVI a_AT0 blonde_NN1 ?_SENT 
Remind_VVB her_DPS that_DT0 life_NN1 is_VBZ inane_AJ0 ,_PUN repetitive_AJ0 ,_PUN and_CJC intrinsically_AV0 meaningless_AJ0 ._SENT 
How_AVQ do_VDB you_PNP know_VVI if_CJS a_AT0 blonde_NN1 's_VHZ been_VBN using_VVG your_DPS computer_NN1 ?_SENT 
Your_DPS screen_NN1 is_VBZ covered_VVN in_PRP Wite-Out_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC your_DPS desk_NN1 is_VBZ covered_VVN in_PRP Wite-Out_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC so_AV0 is_VBZ your_DPS chair_NN1 and_CJC your_DPS filing_NN1 cabinet_NN1 and_CJC every_AT0 other_AJ0 object_NN1 in_PRP your_DPS home_NN1 office_NN1 ._SENT 
And_CJC this_DT0 shocks_VVZ you_PNP ,_PUN and_CJC you_PNP stand_VVB there_AV0 ,_PUN stunned_AJ0 ,_PUN until_CJS the_AT0 significance_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 blonde_NN1 's_POS Wite-Out_NN1 spree_NN1 hits_VVZ you_PNP like_PRP a_AT0 two-by-four_CRD ._SENT 
Nothing_PNI can_VM0 be_VBI erased_VVN ._SENT 
We_PNP are_VBB condemned_VVN to_TO0 be_VBI free_AJ0 ,_PUN and_CJC each_DT0 of_PRF our_DPS acts_NN2 is_VBZ an_AT0 indelible_AJ0 stamp_NN1 on_PRP everyone_PNI we_PNP 've_VHB ever_AV0 touched_VVN ._SENT 
What_DTQ do_VDB you_PNP do_VDI when_CJS a_AT0 blonde_NN1 throws_VVZ a_AT0 grenade_NN1 at_PRP you_PNP ?_SENT 
Lament_VVB the_AT0 absurdity_NN1 of_PRF a_AT0 world_NN1 where_AVQ science_NN1 is_VBZ used_VVN for_PRP war_NN1 ._SENT 
Two_CRD blondes_NN2 are_VBB trapped_VVN in_PRP a_AT0 well_AV0 ._SENT 
The_AT0 first_ORD blonde_NN1 says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ It_PNP 's_VBZ dark_AJ0 in_PRP here_AV0 ,_PUN is_VBZ n't_XX0 it_PNP ?_SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 second_ORD blonde_NN1 replies_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ I_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 know_VVI ,_PUN I_PNP ca_VM0 n't_XX0 see_VVI what_DTQ you_PNP see_VVB ._SENT I_PNP suppose_VVB being_VBG trapped_VVN in_PRP a_AT0 well_NN1 is_VBZ just_AV0 another_DT0 banal_AJ0 allegory_NN1 for_PRP being_VBG locked_VVN in_PRP the_AT0 prison_NN1 of_PRF our_DPS own_DT0 experience_NN1 ._SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 first_ORD blonde_NN1 replies_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Yeah_ITJ ,_PUN I_PNP guess_VVB even_AV0 jokes_NN2 are_VBB all_DT0 kind_NN1 of_PRF a_AT0 footnote_NN1 to_PRP Kant_NP0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 second_ORD blonde_NN1 smiles_VVZ and_CJC says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ And_CJC Plato_NP0 ,_PUN too_AV0 ,_PUN Becky_NP0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
How_AVQ do_VDB you_PNP confuse_VVI a_AT0 blonde_NN1 ?_SENT 
Give_VVB her_PNP a_AT0 slip_NN1 of_PRF paper_NN1 that_CJT says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ If_CJS you_PNP are_VBB free_AJ0 ,_PUN turn_VVB this_DT0 over_AVP ._SENT "_PUQ 
On_PRP the_AT0 other_AJ0 side_NN1 it_PNP says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ I_PNP knew_VVD you_PNP would_VM0 do_VDI that_DT0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
Two_CRD blondes_NN2 are_VBB lost_VVN in_PRP the_AT0 mall_NN1 ._SENT So_AV0 they_PNP find_VVB a_AT0 map_NN1 with_PRP a_AT0 big_AJ0 red_AJ0 arrow_NN1 next_ORD to_PRP the_AT0 words_NN2 "_PUQ YOU_PNP ARE_VBB LOST_AJ0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
One_CRD blonde_AJ0 looks_NN2 at_PRP the_AT0 other_AJ0 and_CJC says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Wow_ITJ !_SENT How_AVQ do_VDB they_PNP know_VVI that_DT0 ?_SENT "_PUQ 
"_PUQ We_PNP need_VVB to_TO0 find_VVI the_AT0 person_NN1 who_PNQ made_VVD this_DT0 sign_NN1 !_SENT "_PUQ the_AT0 second_ORD blonde_NN1 says_VVZ ._SENT 
So_AV0 the_AT0 blondes_NN2 set_VVD off_AVP to_TO0 find_VVI the_AT0 Creator_NN1 of_PRF the_AT0 Sign_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC their_DPS search_NN1 is_VBZ interminable_AJ0 ._SENT 
And_CJC the_AT0 blondes_NN2 wander_VVB and_CJC wander_VVB ,_PUN eternally_AV0 condemned_VVN to_TO0 subsist_VVI on_PRP free_AJ0 Auntie_NP0 Anne_NP0 's_POS samples_NN2 ,_PUN an_AT0 occasional_AJ0 Cinnabon_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC the_AT0 promise_NN1 of_PRF cute_AJ0 tie-dyed_AJ0 linen_NN1 popover_NN1 shirts_NN2 at_PRP the_AT0 Gap_NN1 for_PRP thirty-five_CRD per_PRP cent_NN1 off_AVP ._SENT 
What_DTQ 's_VBZ long_AJ0 and_CJC hard_AJ0 to_PRP a_AT0 blonde_NN1 ?_SENT 
A_AT0 conversation_NN1 with_PRP a_AT0 brunette_NN1 who_PNQ keeps_VVZ pronouncing_VVG Nietzsche_NP0 "_PUQ Knee-chee_NP0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
A_AT0 blonde_NN1 ,_PUN a_AT0 brunette_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC a_AT0 redhead_NN1 are_VBB lost_VVN in_PRP the_AT0 desert_NN1 ._SENT They_PNP find_VVB a_AT0 lamp_NN1 in_PRP the_AT0 sand_NN1 and_CJC rub_VVB it_PNP ._SENT Nothing_PNI happens_VVZ ._SENT The_AT0 brunette_NN1 says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Is_VBZ n't_XX0 a_AT0 genie_NN1 supposed_VVD to_TO0 pop_VVI out_AVP ?_SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 blonde_AJ0 replies_NN2 ,_PUN "_PUQ Look_VVB ,_PUN a_AT0 creature_NN1 that_CJT grants_VVZ wishes_NN2 sounds_VVZ great_AJ0 on_PRP paper_NN1 ._SENT But_CJC magically_AV0 changing_AJ0 reality_NN1 on_PRP a_AT0 whim_NN1 would_VM0 subvert_VVI our_DPS ability_NN1 to_TO0 take_VVI responsibility_NN1 for_PRP our_DPS actions_NN2 and_CJC would_VM0 be_VBI antithetical_AJ0 to_PRP human_AJ0 existence_NN1 ._SENT Today_AV0 ,_PUN we_PNP brought_VVD insufficient_AJ0 water_NN1 and_CJC no_AT0 map_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC it_PNP 's_VBZ a_AT0 hundred_CRD and_CJC ten_CRD degrees_NN2 out_AVP here_AV0 ._SENT In_PRP about_AV0 thirty_CRD minutes_NN2 ,_PUN the_AT0 dizziness_NN1 ,_PUN headaches_NN2 ,_PUN and_CJC confusion_NN1 will_VM0 begin_VVI ._SENT A_AT0 few_DT0 hours_NN2 later_AV0 ,_PUN seizures_NN2 ,_PUN rhabdomyolysis_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC kidney_NN1 failure_NN1 ._SENT We_PNP thought_VVD that_CJT this_DT0 would_VM0 be_VBI a_AT0 Sunday_NP0 Funday_NP0 ,_PUN but_CJC our_DPS ill-preparedness_NN1 has_VHZ turned_VVN this_DT0 into_PRP quite_AV0 the_AT0 opposite_NN1 of_PRF a_AT0 Sunday_NP0 Funday_NP0 ._SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 redhead_NN1 sighs_VVZ and_CJC says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Yeah_ITJ ,_PUN but_CJC is_VBZ n't_XX0 it_PNP funnier_AJC if_CJS a_AT0 genie_NN1 pops_VVZ out_AVP ?_SENT Because_CJS then_AV0 there_EX0 can_VM0 be_VBI ,_PUN like_AV0 ,_PUN high_AJ0 jinks_NN2 ._SENT "_PUQ 
A_AT0 blind_AJ0 man_NN1 walks_VVZ into_PRP a_AT0 bar_NN1 ._SENT He_PNP sits_VVZ down_AVP and_CJC says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Who_PNQ wants_VVZ to_TO0 hear_VVI a_AT0 dumb-blonde_AJ0 joke_NN1 ?_SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 bartender_NN1 says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ I_PNP 'm_VBB actually_AV0 blond_AJ0 !_SENT But_CJC I_PNP 'd_VM0 love_VVI to_TO0 hear_VVI your_DPS joke_NN1 ,_PUN since_CJS stereotypes_NN2 about_PRP my_DPS hair_NN1 color_NN1 help_VVB me_PNP explore_VVI my_DPS sense_NN1 of_PRF anxiety_NN1 about_PRP things_NN2 I_PNP ca_VM0 n't_XX0 control_VVI ._SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 blind_AJ0 guy_NN1 says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ O.K._AV0 ,_PUN great_AJ0 ._SENT What_DTQ do_VDB you_PNP do_VDI when_CJS a_AT0 blonde_NN1 throws_VVZ a_AT0 grenade_NN1 at_PRP you_PNP ?_SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 bartender_NN1 says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Wait_VVB ,_PUN I_PNP just_AV0 heard_VVD this_DT0 one_PNI ._SENT You_PNP look_VVB familiar_AJ0 ._SENT Did_VDD n't_XX0 you_PNP come_VVI in_PRP here_AV0 yesterday_AV0 and_CJC tell_VVB the_AT0 same_DT0 joke_NN1 ?_SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 blind_AJ0 man_NN1 says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Yeah_ITJ ,_PUN but_CJC I_PNP had_VHD no_AT0 choice_NN1 ._SENT I_PNP was_VBD convicted_VVN of_PRF shoplifting_NN1 hair_NN1 dye_NN1 and_CJC a_AT0 judge_NN1 sentenced_VVD me_PNP to_TO0 retell_VVI that_DT0 joke_NN1 over_AVP and_CJC over_AVP in_PRP bars_NN2 ._SENT "_PUQ 
The_AT0 bartender_NN1 says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Hair_NN1 dye_NN1 ?_SENT "_PUQ So_AV0 the_AT0 blind_AJ0 man_NN1 takes_VVZ off_AVP his_DPS hat_NN1 ._SENT 
The_AT0 bartender_NN1 says_VVZ ,_PUN "_PUQ Ah_ITJ ,_PUN you_PNP 're_VBB blond_AJ0 too_AV0 ._SENT 
