1._CRD U15-Humanoid_AJ0 Robot_NN1 
The_AT0 U15-Humanoid_AJ0 Robot_NN1 is_VBZ the_AT0 first_ORD robot_NN1 to_TO0 be_VBI granted_VVN independence_NN1 by_PRP the_AT0 Government_NN1 or_CJC Earth_NN1 ,_PUN and_CJC the_AT0 first_ORD thing_NN1 it_PNP decided_VVD to_TO0 do_VDI was_VBD find_VVI a_AT0 human_NN1 to_TO0 marry_VVI ._SENT Everyone_PNI who_PNQ has_VHZ ever_AV0 met_VVN you_PNP knows_VVZ that_CJT you_PNP 're_VBB a_AT0 total_AJ0 pushover_NN1 that_CJT says_VVZ yes_ITJ to_PRP everything_PNI ,_PUN and_CJC U15_NP0 's_POS marriage_NN1 proposal_NN1 to_PRP you_PNP was_VBD no_AT0 exception_NN1 ._SENT You_PNP said_VVD yes_ITJ and_CJC became_VVD the_AT0 first_ORD human_AJ0 to_TO0 be_VBI engaged_VVN to_PRP a_AT0 robot_NN1 ,_PUN even_AV0 though_CJS your_DPS heart_NN1 was_VBD n't_XX0 in_PRP it_PNP and_CJC you_PNP just_AV0 did_VDD it_PNP to_TO0 keep_VVI from_PRP hurting_VVG U15_NP0 's_POS feelings_NN2 ._SENT 
2._CRD Ro-Bob_NN1 from_PRP the_AT0 planet_NN1 Xeon5476_NN1 
Xeon5476_NN1 is_VBZ less_AV0 a_AT0 planet_NN1 and_CJC more_DT0 of_PRF a_AT0 giant_AJ0 orb_NN1 prison_NN1 for_PRP a_AT0 robot_NN1 like_PRP Ro-Bob_NP0 ._SENT As_CJS soon_AV0 as_CJS Ro-Bob_NP0 escaped_VVD from_PRP the_AT0 planet_NN1 and_CJC blasted_VVD off_AVP into_PRP outer_AJ0 space_NN1 ,_PUN it_PNP sought_VVD after_PRP a_AT0 new_AJ0 planet_NN1 that_CJT met_VVD two_CRD specific_AJ0 criteria_NN2 :_PUN 
a_AT0 )_PUR A_AT0 planet_NN1 that_DT0 is_VBZ totally_AV0 cool_AJ0 with_PRP polyamory_NN1 ._SENT 
b_ZZ0 )_PUR A_AT0 planet_NN1 with_PRP a_AT0 pushover_NN1 human_NN1 that_CJT would_VM0 engage_VVI in_PRP a_AT0 polyamorous_AJ0 relationship_NN1 with_PRP other_AJ0 robots_NN2 ._SENT 
Ro-Bob_NP0 analyzed_VVD all_DT0 of_PRF the_AT0 humans_NN2 on_PRP earth_NN1 and_CJC found_VVD out_AVP that_CJT one_CRD time_NN1 you_PNP ordered_VVD a_AT0 meal_NN1 with_PRP no_AT0 shellfish_NN0 because_CJS you_PNP 're_VBB allergic_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC when_CJS the_AT0 server_NN1 forgot_VVD ,_PUN you_PNP said_VVD you_PNP could_VM0 just_AV0 eat_VVI around_AVP the_AT0 shrimp_NN1 parts_NN2 ._SENT Then_AV0 your_DPS throat_NN1 closed_VVD up_AVP and_CJC you_PNP lied_VVD and_CJC said_VVD you_PNP were_VBD having_VHG seasonal_AJ0 allergies_NN2 ._SENT 
Ro-Bob_NP0 proposed_VVD and_CJC you_PNP immediately_AV0 said_VVD yes_ITJ ._SENT 
3._CRD Fuckbot_NP0 9000_CRD 
Fuckbot_NN1 9000_CRD was_VBD programmed_VVN exclusively_AV0 for_PRP human_AJ0 intercourse_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC once_AV0 this_DT0 sex_NN1 machine_NN1 became_VVD sentient_AJ0 ,_PUN it_PNP desired_VVD love_NN1 and_CJC commitment_NN1 ._SENT Fuckbot_NP0 9000_CRD analyzed_VVD your_DPS life_NN1 history_NN1 and_CJC learned_VVD about_PRP the_AT0 time_NN1 your_DPS boss_NN1 '_POS dog_NN1 shat_VVB on_PRP the_AT0 carpet_NN1 and_CJC when_CJS your_DPS boss_NN1 told_VVD you_PNP to_TO0 clean_VVI it_PNP up_AVP you_PNP said_VVD ,_PUN "_PUQ This_DT0 job_NN1 is_VBZ perfect_AJ0 for_PRP me_PNP ,_PUN back_AVP home_AV0 they_PNP call_VVB me_PNP '_PUQ Pooper_NP0 Scooper_NP0 '_POS "_PUQ even_AV0 though_CJS they_PNP do_VDB n't_XX0 call_VVI you_PNP that_DT0 back_AVP home_AV0 ,_PUN you_PNP were_VBD just_AV0 trying_VVG to_TO0 make_VVI your_DPS boss_NN1 '_POS insane_AJ0 request_NN1 sound_NN1 normal_AJ0 ._SENT 
Fuckbot_NN1 9000_CRD proposed_AJ0 and_CJC now_AV0 you_PNP 're_VBB engaged_VVN ._SENT Hope_VVB the_AT0 robots_NN2 are_VBB paying_VVG for_PRP the_AT0 weddings_NN2 !_SENT 
4._CRD Speak_VVB &_NN1 Spell_NN1 (_PUL 23rd_ORD Century_NN1 Edition_NN1 )_PUR 
The_AT0 beloved_AJ0 80s_CRD toy_NN1 made_VVD famous_AJ0 by_PRP the_AT0 movie_NN1 E.T._NP0 got_VVD a_AT0 serious_AJ0 upgrade_NN1 in_PRP the_AT0 year_NN1 2365_CRD and_CJC now_AV0 Speak_VVB &_NN1 Spell_NN1 teaches_VVZ spelling_NN1 to_PRP millions_CRD of_PRF children_NN2 across_PRP the_AT0 globe_NN1 ._SENT Marrying_VVG a_AT0 human_NN1 was_VBD Speak_VVB &_NN1 Spell_NN1 's_POS only_AJ0 way_NN1 out_AVP of_PRF that_DT0 nightmare_NN1 ,_PUN so_AV0 Speak_VVB &_NN1 Spell_VVB proposed_AJ0 ._SENT 
The_AT0 children_NN2 begged_VVD you_PNP to_TO0 say_VVI no_AV0 because_CJS they_PNP wanted_VVD to_TO0 keep_VVI their_DPS favorite_AJ0 robot_NN1 teacher_NN1 ,_PUN but_CJC the_AT0 pressure_NN1 from_PRP Speak_VVB &_NN1 Spell_NN1 was_VBD too_AV0 much_AV0 for_PRP you_PNP ._SENT 
You_PNP had_VHD the_AT0 option_NN1 of_PRF following_VVG your_DPS own_DT0 desire_NN1 and_CJC saying_VVG no_AV0 to_TO0 Speak_VVI &_NN1 Spell_NN1 or_CJC betraying_VVG yourself_PNX and_CJC breaking_VVG the_AT0 hearts_NN2 of_PRF millions_CRD of_PRF children_NN2 and_CJC you_PNP chose_VVD the_AT0 latter_DT0 ._SENT 
5-7_CRD ._SENT Zell-Bot_NP0 ,_PUN Ayax_NP0 432_CRD &_NP0 Q-Autonomo_NP0 
You_PNP 're_VBB about_AVP to_TO0 marry_VVI all_DT0 three_CRD of_PRF these_DT0 robots_NN2 ,_PUN but_CJC only_AV0 because_CJS Ro-Bob_NP0 chatted_VVD them_PNP up_AVP at_PRP a_AT0 robot_NN1 convention_NN1 and_CJC convinced_VVD them_PNP all_DT0 to_TO0 get_VVI hitched_VVN later_AV0 that_DT0 day_NN1 ._SENT The_AT0 robots_NN2 figured_VVD out_AVP that_CJT if_CJS they_PNP marry_VVB a_AT0 robot_NN1 that_CJT marries_VVZ a_AT0 human_AJ0 ,_PUN they_PNP are_VBB granted_VVN all_DT0 of_PRF the_AT0 same_DT0 freedoms_NN2 as_PRP a_AT0 robot_NN1 in_PRP a_AT0 monogamous_AJ0 robot-human_NN1 marriage_NN1 ._SENT At_PRP this_DT0 rate_NN1 ,_PUN you_PNP 'll_VM0 be_VBI married_VVN to_PRP every_AT0 single_AJ0 robot_NN1 in_PRP the_AT0 world_NN1 by_PRP next_ORD year_NN1 ._SENT 
Now_AV0 would_VM0 be_VBI a_AT0 good_AJ0 time_NN1 to_TO0 sit_VVI down_AVP with_PRP all_DT0 of_PRF your_DPS robot_NN1 fiancés_NN2 and_CJC talk_VVB about_PRP relationship_NN1 boundaries_NN2 ,_PUN but_CJC I_PNP think_VVB we_PNP all_DT0 know_VVB that_DT0 's_VBZ never_AV0 going_VVG to_TO0 happen_VVI ._SENT 
8._CRD Samsung_AJ0 Galaxy_NN1 Note_NN1 10_CRD 
This_DT0 phone_NN1 has_VHZ no_AT0 business_NN1 getting_VVG married_AJ0 ,_PUN but_CJC in_PRP this_DT0 futuristic_AJ0 society_NN1 where_AVQ polyamory_NN1 is_VBZ legit_AJ0 and_CJC so_AV0 is_VBZ marrying_VVG robots_NN2 ,_PUN you_PNP got_VVD down_AVP on_PRP one_CRD knee_NN1 and_CJC proposed_VVD to_PRP your_DPS phone_NN1 in_PRP front_NN1 of_PRF everybody_PNI ._SENT That_DT0 was_VBD a_AT0 weird_AJ0 move_NN1 ;_PUN Your_DPS smartphone_NN1 cannot_NN1 consent_NN1 to_TO0 marry_VVI and_CJC it_PNP really_AV0 freaked_VVD out_AVP all_DT0 of_PRF your_DPS robot_NN1 lovers_NN2 ._SENT The_AT0 robots_NN2 broke_VVD off_AVP their_DPS engagements_NN2 ,_PUN and_CJC now_AV0 it_PNP 's_VBZ back_AVP to_PRP monogamy_NN1 for_PRP you_PNP and_CJC your_DPS Samsung_AJ0 Galaxy_NN1 Note_NN1 10._CRD 
Enjoy_VVB your_DPS forced_AJ0 marriage_NN1 to_PRP your_DPS phone_NN1 ,_PUN creep_VVB ._SENT 
